“to me, a chicken is a bug” - @membrane.hellstar.plus

TRANNIES NEVER DIE FUCK FOURTH DA JULY

trannies never die fuck fourth da july

push notification this, push notification that, why don’t i get BUSH notifications

Green Yuri seems cool, but I’d like for all of us to not let Dave Grohl live down being an aids denialist.

good morning i cried when she said this

i am so selfish and shallow and undeserving of everything i have. i just hurt everyone around me

type of guy that brings a bottle marked “quaaludes” to the function but is clearly just popping flinstones vitamins with the limbs filed off

the snot is definitely the worst part of crying

Am I cute #nsfw

shot done, minimal pain, little bit of blood, raised my dose

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

OH MY GOD I NEED HER

sleepin on my pants

DOUBLE GIANT SWING!! Incredible! #tjpw #wrestleUNIVERSE ➡️ wrestle-universe.com

other than today when it broke for everyone, does anyone else just constantly have trouble loading images / videos on web bsky

almost the 1 year anniversary….

girl who's ass you can see from the front vs girl who's dick you can see from the back

Meiko Satomura damn near decapitating a trainee at the GAEA dojo who repeatedly failed to hit a dropkick to satisfaction 🤼

dont worry everyone i finally found it (warning it is extremely fucked up)

call me doubting thomas the way fingering her hole made me a believer

“Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.”

who wanna come over on the 4th to yell and curse every time we get startled by a firework

the scifi themed ones being called "galhound" was prophetic for a certain type of girl

doing this to you

i’ve recorded audio for a few ppl now and i think it’s pretty good…… what if i started doing audio porn…

learning about the series of artbooks by masamune shirow called "galgrease" and i assume theyre all depictions of @grease.gay

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i had garfields on my feet yesterday and i didnt even post anything about garfields on my feet. what the fuck is wrong with me

best park of working out is laying on the floor for hip thrusts and my back cracks in like 3 different places (im old)

it’s frustrating that feeling compelled to work out is a symptom of my negative feelings about my weight, but also working out legitimately makes me feel better

i’m on da bike

she sil on my dena till i fil

project pat and juicy j are brothers????? how did i not know this

if i had to choose between an orchi and body contouring i would choose the latter instantly

sorry no i’m not boy moding you misheard me im boy modding. i installed a spoiler and a lift kit on your boyfriend. yeah trevor. ya he’s dead now because of the surgery i did to install the mods but he looks sick right. i’ll be honest you don’t sound very appreciative you should practice gratitude.

feeling a little insane (negative) about how my body is shaped and i’m not a fan

i nobody got me i know /r/GWASapphic got me

god it’s SO fucking quiet in here when i’m by myself. how did i ever live like this! anyway goodnight

THIS MOVIE IS THREE HOURS LONG????

gfs out for the night and internets being weird so fuck it i’m watching wolf of wall street

saw a guy at the grocery store wearing this hoodie and now i want one

.....maya top era......

enby avril lavigne be like hell yeah im the motherfucking princex

viagra trip report: damn that shit works 😵‍💫

"girls will make u go stupid for them" - proverbs 12:25

tbh i shoulda bought a pair