uwu u look just like buddy holly 👉👈

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Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

i would kick it with caitlyn jenner a hundred times before i hang out with anyone whose bio looks like this

me and my gf

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In thinking about what to do about the rogue Court, we maybe focus a bit too much on court packing yes or no, granted that's the most important. But some of the less sexy things can be done by more mundane statutory fixes. Congress could, and should, nuke the shadow docket.

i know yall hate me bc youre incel and want to have sex with my dead body, but it is okay, i am mother, i nevertheless have infinite love and compassion for you filthy sinners

with candles

fuck bette davis, i’ve got mountain dew eyes

brought to you by drugs! it makes me feel safe knowing the director of the FBI is aggroposting at his haters while he can't feel his face.

i hate those little nerds on bluesky they’re like Keebler Elves i swear to god so glad i came back to x the everything app

my new look lately {girlfailure, girl-fallingapart}

*holding a gun in my shaking hands* “EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME THINK FOR A SECOND!!!”

his name is parfait and if you say anything at all mean about him i will kill uou in real life

Findom really do just be woke comphet

music youtuber: you wont BELIEVE what angine de poitrine are doing with microtonality and rhythm! average anime soundtrack:

He's still getting royalties lol from his rap career

we have been blessed by zucchini 🫳 🐈‍⬛

The prophecy cannot be stopped

my wonderful amazing loving husband who does not believe in astrology at all has started sending me virgo memes to personally attack me and i'm sick of getting my ass beat in my own home

Here watch this

“Frustration with modern dating” feels like an awfully charitable phrasing for what’s motivating these guys

The magic words for getting care from GP surgeries in England is "I would like to see the practice manager now" because even if they don't get you them, they get you someone who will take you seriously

this is actually kinda common in parts of houston people are very proud of their roosters

"Skirtcurious" rules tho

i think it's from the, "i'm starving child & this is the last thing i ever read before i died. gootbye"

Happy pride! Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love: ☆ M-spec people who aren't out at work ☆ femme sick people ☆ incel intersex pansexual SWERFs ☆ Gray Ace sapphic aegosexual women ☆ a-spec SoundCloud rappers ☆ Filipino-American demigirl people living in diaspora

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead! DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

i always wanted to fuck her

thank you so much for the congrats and stuff 💖 we realllllllly appreciate it there's so much but adrenaline wore off and brain is gone, so we are thanking in one fell swoop

gootbye

a 74 year old trans woman was murdered in SF. literally run over by an angry man in a big SUV. www.sfgate.com/bayarea/arti...

a lot of men never recovered from women being able to have jobs and demand fair treatment and have been waiting for any opportunity to punish them for it

Remember, when discussing Caitlyn Jenner, it's still "she." As in "SHE's a vile piece of shit who is absolutely reaping what SHE sowed. Wow, the leopards really are eating HER face." Make fun of the fascist. Don't sink to the fascist's level.

gordo 🥹

i’m not ready to watch the next episode of famk pls i need time

hoes had Charlie Brown

Fascistic and sexually censorious societies tend to devolve into this. Pornography is limited and banned, but advertising and political expression become highly sexual through repressed eroticism. You can see this through the increase in euphemisms and innuendos in today’s ad slogans

i don't know what this ice thong is but it's pretty cool

fuck i gotta make elizabeth holmes in tomogchi life

katy perry continuing to work with dr luke unfortunately makes a lot of sense now

harry du bois and elizabeth holmes are bff

millennial lesbian restaurant in downtown name idea

yeah girl, i’m a catholic bitch wait till you see what i can do to that dick

@marlo.ooo i need the big iphone