Solution to the Maine problem is pretty simple, elect more progressive women (and enbies). The choice doesn't have to be strictly between the rapist and the bear.

See also: Amy

So far, Hennepin County has stonewalled my requests for the name of their employee whose vehicle had a MAGA hat on its dash a few weeks ago. It’s vehicle number 85181. If you would also like to know, here is the Sheriff’s email address: [email protected]

Starting all my AI at work prompts with: "You are Lucifer, fallen angel, seeking to corrupt all of humanity and reap the souls of the damned" until the agent responses get autoflagged and we're no longer allowed to use it. "Who named the form input Sacrifice_To_Me_The_Blood_Of_Your_Firstborn?"

In cooperation with Xcel, we're pleased to announce that tomorrow will be a turn off your unnecessary DCs day. In an effort to blame our least privileged consumers less, we'll be piloting a program that places the blame for increased power demand on our most abusive customers. Thank you, Xcel!

Two convoys of more than 12 vehicles left Whipple before 8am today.

DHS murdered two of my neighbors and covered it up.

Wait, who was it that directed the Fed to send out stimulus checks around that time? My memory is hazy.

Early voting is open across Minnesota. Minnesota, make a plan to vote! Go to MNVotes.gov

In the world isn't always completely awful news: Saw more signs and support for Peggy in Iowa than any of Iowa's politicians. (small sample size) Farmers for AKlob tracks, though.

SGDQ crew speed running red teaming our vulnerable infra. Well played.

Anyone local making unindicted coconspirator tshirts?

I always assumed conservative subreddit was correct in that most of reddit was extremely left leaning and a liberal utopia, but every interaction I've had in the last year feels like talking to Frey/Klobuchar diehard centrists. Have others had similar experiences, or am I just in my own bubble?

How do parents feel about Fraser these days?

There's a good metaphor somewhere in the fact that "drain the swamp" was the platform and now the reflecting pool is a swamp, complete with toxic gasses soon.

Me rn.

There's something poetic about this particular man carrying us through the darkness of AI. www.reddit.com/r/WorkReform...

Glad we have ALPRs all over MSP. Worked out great for ICE, and I'm sure MPD and HCSO have only ever used it for good. www.business-humanrights.org/en/latest-ne...

Was incredibly inspired by @klobuchar.senate.gov's response to the SCOTUS rulings yesterday. Highly recommend reading it. Heartfelt, emotional, and makes me proud to have her represent me as my Senator and soon🤞🤞 Governor.

How difficult would it be to run a stingray to mitm ota updates to brick cybertrucks? Purely hypothetical. Hardest part would presumably be mTLS handshake?

SCOTUS ruling extends to professional sports, not just kids. Will the Twins be hiring an official pants checker to ensure visiting teams aren't in violation? For boys sports, is a medical professional required to verify body parts, or will parents be checking visiting teams to ensure compliance?

Conservatives (the party of small government) and telling women what to do with their bodies, name a more iconic duo. Today, it's no international travel if you might be pregnant. Also, I'm sure the top commenters username is just a coincidence, definitely don't read into it.

Look for the helpers. @ltgovflanagan.mn.gov

Same energy today.

To my trans homies, no one can take away your shine. Whatever dumb shit is said today you belong here and we will keep fighting for you

Have a kitty. This handsome void is Bear. He’s available for adoption in Minnesota through Pause4Paws. You can learn more about him here: www.petfinder.com/cat/bear-8c5...

Might need to adjust those ad targeting params.

Minnesotans had the guts to stand up to Donald Trump, but Congresswoman Craig didn’t. Minnesotans deserve a Senator who will stand up to this president before it’s politically expedient, not after. www.startribune.com/craig-flanag...

Hey Xcel, I found some energy savings for you. Hit my DMs for my consultancy fees.

The summer of 2026, proudly sponsored by Exxon, BP, and Aramco. Don't forget to thank your favorite representative that's held office for ~20 years.

Watching conservatives try to explain why Europeans need AC while avoiding any mention of climate change (and thus being thrown out of the cult) is peak entertainment.

Out of town plates driving around Minneapolis with an unsecured shotgun in plain view. Be safe out there.

Minnehaha dog leash change has made it to right wing news sites, and r/conservative. In case you wanted to know how some racist white dude in Texas feels about dog leash laws in Minneapolis.

Perennial family fun ride was a blast.

A entire region of National Parks just unionized. About 650 workers in eight states and over 10 parks have won their union. The parks represented include: - Glacier National Park - Grand Canyon National Park - Grand Teton National Park - Rocky Mountain National Park And more.

Do you think recruiters know that they're all using the same AI tools to reach out to candidates and just how lazy and impersonal that feels on the receiving end?

Ah yes the classic anarcho capatalist conundrum of either burning through as many tokens as possible to accelerate the demise of mass LLM usage weighed against the desire to defund AI companies profiting off stolen labor. Either way, burn it all down.

Looking for that last minute, perfect gift to get dad? Look no further. cedaero.com/products/jug...

Today we celebrate Juneteenth — the day that commemorates the emancipation of the last enslaved Black Americans in the US. Freedom is not fully realized until all of us are truly free. There is still so much work to be done, and we must do it together.

The Reddit thread on Minnehaha is... Something else. www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/...

Kirby, no.

Conservatives: "let's tone down the rhetoric" Also Conservatives:

24 detainees were loaded onto today's ICE Air flight at MSP, which we're recording and sharing as usual, despite the DOJ's attempt at intimidating fellow Minnesotans with frivolous charges. We're still here. We're still watching. Fuck ICE. 🧵👇

Didn't make the DoJ list of coolest people in Minnesota? Don't worry, there's still time. ICE is still here. We can still make the next round. See you in the streets.

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As Chair of the Public Health, Safety, and Equity Committee, I am deeply disappointed and frustrated in the city’s progress on police accountability and reform. The findings in the latest Independent Evaluator Progress Review Report conducted by ELEFA shows the MPD failing to meet its goals. 1/

Reason #37426 to delay seeking an autism diagnosis for your kids. Coming to RFK Health Camps, I mean Clinics, near you: untested and unproven Autism “cures.” www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Sweeney Todd and the Demon AI of Fleet Street: “Twas Pirelli’s miracle remixer that’s wot did the trick sir True, sir, true Was it quick sir? Ate resources in a lick sir, Just like a remixer ought to do!”

I really don't understand how the Dem party collectively hasn't learned anything from the Hillary or Harris campaigns and expect AKlob to be chosen by the establishment and pushed through without dissent. "Surely this time we can't lose!" At least PFlans campaign represents the will of the people.