Have a kitty. This beauty is Honey Buns. She is available for adoption in Minnesota through Ruff Start Rescue. You can learn more about her here: ruffstartrescue.org/adopt/adopta...

Emergency cat picture

Amy, I have news for you about your job.

oh to be this unbothered.

Just in case folks miss this due to the block

Remember that time when ICE shot a man as he fled into his home and then claimed he beat an agent with a snowshovel? And we were all like "you're lying"? They were lying www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/u...

Have a kitty. This handsome guy is Clancy. He’s available for adoption in Minnesota through Pet Haven. You can learn more about him here: pethavenmn.org/adopt/adopta...

Signs of spring at the Arboretum

Hi all. Happy holidays to all who celebrate this weekend. We have 3 unfunded rent needs on our sheet today (plus one that is partially paid). The first one is for A who only needs $500 but ideally needs it today to avoid late fees. Can you chip in or share? 🌻

I want to go to bed, but Homer says he’s not done snoozing on my lap yet

🚨AWOOOOOOOOOOOO🚨

I very rudely assaulted Homer with some hairball gel on his paw earlier today. He cleaned up the mess and is resting comfortably in the sun.

It’s the last day of the month! Rent is due TOMORROW and we at StandWithMinnesota.com currently have zero donors. ICE is still here, and there is still so much need. Can you help? V: @Ian-Coldwater CA: $iancoldwater PP: @coldwater Please share and help if you can! Thank you! 💐

I have stolen 12T of KitKats that were in transit and which you were probably hoping to buy in Poland forgive me the world is stressful and I needed a break

The only king I recognize.

This is Minneapolis: I'm spending my spring break getting rent support out to 100+ families. If you're traveling or having a relaxing break w/o worrying about being evicted from your home any time soon, please consider donating (& sharing) so we can keep more neighbors housed. Thank you! 💗

Work radio is playing “Born to be Alive”. Time to start a tunnel brawl.

Goofball

Oh to be this unbothered.

Teams has decided I’m still out of the office and nothing I can do will change its mind. I guess I’ll just go home then. Who am I to argue with Microsoft?

Someone was a brave kitty at his claw trim and earned a Churu

Here’s a little pro tip: if you take a mental health day to get a break from stress and burnout at work, maybe don’t use part of that day to get caught up on The Pitt, which is a show about stress and burnout at work.

When people ask me what breed Homer is, I tell them he’s a Floofus Doofus. Upon further reflection I think he might also be part shark.

Salesperson: the customer needs this delivered tomorrow. Vendor: it’s a 2 day haul. Best we can do is Monday. Salesperson: can we contract a carrier to get it there tomorrow? Me: sure, I’ll see if The Doctor can swing through in the TARDIS.

Have a kitty. This handsome (and perhaps incorrectly assembled) boy is Kenny Pawgers. He’s available for adoption in Minnesota through Kitty Revolution. You can learn more about him here: new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...

Hi all. Adopt a rent was alerted to 2 needs that are back rents for February & March and we do not have donors currently. One is A who was detained by ICE from December to February and thus lost his work permit & job. He owes just over $3000 for back rent including march. Can you chip in or share?

I was watching women’s college basketball while I was at the gym. There was one player who didn’t pull her long hair back into a ponytail or braid or anything. Just had a headband. This would be my nightmare.

This sunny day is Homer-approved.

Beef Wellington is still available!

North Dakota State Capitol and Heritage Center

Neville and Rumi are still available!

Oh no it’s snowing and you can’t get out? How tragic! I guess you’ll just have to stay home and rub my belly all day.

SNOW EMERGENCY DECLARED ⛄️ 🚨 To give residents plenty of opportunity to move their vehicles, the City has declared a snow emergency to begin at 9 p.m. Sunday, March 15. PARKING RULES TAKE EFFECT ON SUNDAY, March 15. Learn more: www.minneapolismn.gov/news/2026/ma...

Homer doesn’t think I need to go to the library this morning.

Six years ago I was recovering from bronchitis. I had been diagnosed the first day that Covid had been diagnosed in the US. I told the practitioner that and she quickly brushed it off because I hadn’t been to China. Through the science of antibiotics I was recovering, but still needed groceries.

A few of the cats I’ve shared over the past year have lived rent free in my head. But only one lives rent free in my home. I shared this picture a year ago today. For months I kept looking at Animal Ark’s site to see if he had been adopted yet.

For anyone outside of Minnesota who has been wondering why progressives & leftists absolutely despise Jacob Frey, here is a very clear cut example.

I have $700 still needed to complete an urgent $2400 rent need for a family in South Minneapolis. Anyone (particularly any non-Minnesotans?) want to chip in to help get it over the finish line?

I have a coworker who regularly comes to me for help saying “I need an adult.” Excuse me, you’re well into your 30s. Be the adult you want to see in the world. If you need help, ask for help. But also write some shit down once in a while because you ask the same questions over and over.

Have a kitty. This diva is Loretta. She’s available for adoption in Minnesota through St Francis of Assisi Rescue. You can learn more about her here: www.stfrananimal.org/animals/spon...

A fundraising text from Angie Craig? Absolutely the fuck not.

Last night I told my HOA board if I have to ask about this again it will be through an attorney because I’m tired of them wasting my time.

Greetings from Fort Floof

Have a kitty. This is Joshua. It’s unclear if he’s ever had a visit from the orange cat brain cell. He’s available for adoption in Minnesota through Animal Ark. You can learn more about him here: animalarkmn.org/adopt/

Sign of spring: snowdrops are sprouting at the Arboretum

Gaze upon the majesty of his floofy belly!

Do you demand Justice? Here you go! Have a kitty. This fluffy girl is Justice. When you feed her, you can say Justice has been served. She’s available for adoption in Minnesota through Feline Rescue. You can learn more about her here: us10d.sheltermanager.com/service?acco...

Homer reminds you to keep it clean