I just keep thinking about how terribly easy it is to overdose yourself on acetaminophen, and how real that danger actually is, but god forbid we talk about that.

I just keep thinking about how they're coming for trans people and autistic people and how autistic people are more likely to feel kind of unattached to our assumed gender or any gender at all and it's great that people are speaking up for autistic folks about Tylenol, now do the other bit.

Now and then, I think about the whole Smiling Burger spiel with hand motions that Red Robin used to make new hires learn in the 2000s and wonder if everyone is still required to do it any time a customer asks what the fuck a smiling burger is.

Oh well, better luck next time

i stand with shaun

quick, i need $125!!

Don't resubscribe, make them squirm indefinitely.

That was the right choice. I haven't had a Cuban since the little place a couple blocks away closed several years back, and this isn't the same, but it's hitting the spot

Making Cubanish sandwiches for dinner tonight. It's the only context within which I will happily eat swiss cheese, but I'm going to make them with pepper jack. Just like I do with Reubens. Because I can.

New topic: What are you unqualified to talk about? The Roman Empire. I really have never thought much about it, at all.

Wow, mediocre white joke dude got his show back Now do all the POC journalists who were fired

I bet their belly is so warm 🥹

Fishing With John.

this one is an aardvark bard (a bardvark)

Throwback: as far as we know, this is the complete list of all the Bettie songs that have been used in movies & tv shows since 1993 🎥 📺 bettieserveert.com/pdf/bettie-s...

this is what's missing right now. i forgot about the fucking shroom plushies too, those are also gone. everything is signed on the bottom with KFL except the patches if you see any of these for sale someplace or just in general PLEASE let me know asap

also boosting for today, also stolen yesterday during the car break ins by powderhorn park in Minneapolis

#WeekMforMemories #AlphabetChallenge On this day in 2020, I saw Ghost Pipes for the first time. Also called Ghost Flowers, they are rare in my area and don't emerge every year. So it was exciting to see them and is a good memory! #Wildflowers

My honorary lesbian moms back in WI (about an hour and a half from Minneapolis) are searching their property for their 22 year old son & I'm trying to contact drone pilots who might volunteer to help.

Hi, it's Lisa Desjardins ( @lisad.bsky.social ), PBS News’ Capitol Hill correspondent. Did you know we have a weekly politics newsletter? It's called Here's the Deal. It's an email rooted in some basic beliefs: Complicated can still be clear. And, chaos can be understood. 🧵

I don't know what it says about me, but I blew past the one year mark of quitting smoking within the past couple weeks but I couldn't even tell you what day the anniversary was!

Checking in to say I totally heard the thunder but I wasn't near my phone. Sorry I was late

Small works. Prices, titles & descriptions in alt-text. DM if interested.

I just added the yellow house monkey, king Ian and the neighbourhood Minotaur to my store as original paintings for sale. Any reposts appreciated. www.chloecumming.com/paintings

IF YOU ARE BY POWDERHORN if you find a Black Back Pack with pink camo stitched on one side and an orange dragon patch on the other, that is mine! it's got my orange dragon poi puppet, my camo corset and a bunch of important vending stuff like lights! it's got my battery brick too, i need them back!!

Imagine being married to Rose after she survived the Titanic and never knowing your whole life was just a consolation prize. Always being confused by late night sleepy questions like "If we were in a shipwreck would you drown so I could live?" instead of "Would you still love me if I was a worm"

Technologically advance a band: ALLFX

The priceless looks on their little faces when they wake up in the morning, I need this.

I'm pretty sure one of my neighbors has actually started drag racing the car he's been working on for the past howevermany years because his name is painted on it now, and he always has NHRA stickers on his rides.

Getting pretty excited about all the houses we will be able to squat on my block if the rapture actually happens.

I have had plans with four different people to go see this forest fall through so if anybody who is decently covid cautious needs a road trip buddy up there before it snows, let me know! I've been trying to see it for years!

Now playing:

First soup in the new to us. Crock-Pot!

10 seconds, or 15 little kisses

I don't know why, but for a few seconds I always think that the beginning of God Only Knows is Don't Sleep in the Subway and there must be a viable audio mashup in there but I don't know how to do that, so I suffer.

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They were about 2-3 years overdue for a reset, so the iris roots were huge and gnarly. You could probably get eight good plants off of this clump, alone.

nobody dips separately and then together anymore

Some light Sunday morning listening

If there's anything I don't want, it's being forced into chat in another app where I can't send my sweetie pictures of my boobs.

Mmmm forbidden garnish (click through)

I still need to get my hands on some isopods before winter hits, but I added some globular cave springtails from a friend of mine to Roger's house now that there's enough breaking down moss and leaf litter to give them tons of hiding spaces in the cooler areas of the habitat.

Maria bamford saw a picture of my last dog on my phone wallpaper and we had a conversation about how our dogs were probably both at home pooping on stuff, truly one of the greats

Maria Bamford and I shared a brief bathroom cry once and she was the sweetest, ever.

This is beautiful work, and I sincerely hope that somebody recognizes this for the steal it is and buys it ASAP!!

This is just fantastic, they've got to be loading up to make the trip South. I've been seeing less monarchs and more bees lately!

Twin Cities: Get over to Longfellow Gardens ASAP, because the Monarch butterflies and hummingbirds are out in force!

I just remembered that about 20 years ago I started my husband a beanie baby collection, but only sea creatures (and he's not even super into sea creatures), just to see how long he would let it go. When he switched jobs, I was surprised to see how many there actually were. Delight/treasure 😇

You can't even point out the irony of the guy who wrote "Jesus, Take The Wheel" dying in a crash anymore, because of anti-woke.