the amount of game a man talks before he gets to your place versus the quality of sex are a negative correlation

Which is to say that they are very good and I'm glad they were very on sale

I was skeptical about the high fiber sun chips made with black beans, but they're like black bean burrito Doritos

And there's an elm specific oyster mushroom. This was the eventual dream but I don't know if I'm ready, even though I know a fair bit about doing it. Is this the year?! Much to ponder.

It has just occurred to me that we have pieces of elm that are a really good size to inoculate with mushrooms that got cut down earlier this week.

Difficult to get a good photo of this framed, but this piece along with 9 other of my artworks are currently in production with the printer! I hopefully should have these up on my Ko-Fi shop sometime next week and on hand for future markets. Signed prints are 11x14 on 14pt matte paper.

Ask me about the decade I spent ripping out native asters because I didn't know that's what they were.

so i've been letting this plant play out in my garden for a few years. it was interesting enough for me to be like HMMMMM. and the apps were not giving me any sort of help so i just watched & waited & FINALLY today i figured out it's giant scabious. a 4-6ft tall pincushion flower it looks like this

Well that blew up! And here I was just hoping that one of the cool Minneapolis kids would like it! While I have a small audience: consider a small donation to Casa Maria, a food shelf in Richfield, MN (Twin Cities) that helps those most impacted by the ICE invasion. www.saint-nicks.org/casamaria

Who's got the final $17?

Ope

Lake of the Isles would call the cops on Battle Train

I think part of the reason it doesn't sit well with me is that it's just kind of a party people are invited to watch, and it's not a true community event without stuff like this.

Caught my first block for being a pencil sharpening hater, LFG.

Sorry, not sorry for using bsky as a symptom diary. I don't know what's happening, but my cannabis usage has gone way down since I started taking vitamin B12 and doubled my metformin dose? I'm regularly forgetting it exists until after dinner time, and I used to have to regularly schedule it.

My cat was really mad at me so I took a picture of her anger.

A group of Irwins is called a crikey.

NEW: Como Park Zoo and Conservatory in St. Paul was evacuated and will remain closed for the day after a bomb threat. Details: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/como-park-zoo-and-conservatory-evacuated-due-to-bomb-threat

A group of wombats is called a wombaloozzarama.

The goblin cat decided he needed to watch some Crab TV while I was in the process of cleaning and filling Roger's pools. Roger doesn't seem to care as long as he's not making fast movements. He loves watching the snake, and our bearded dragon. Even the roaches we keep for food for said dragon.

I should be in Madison with grieving friends but I can't even take a train because of Scott Walker and I had better outlive that guy.

Glad to report that I've mostly bounced back from this, but I can't stop thinking about how I spent months begging my ex to fix the basement railing she broke because it was unsafe for me. If I had fallen a year ago, I'd have been seriously injured because there was no railing to catch myself on.

*tips fedora* M'Night Shyamalan

sexily: the venga bus is coming

I woke up yesterday thinking about a friend's partner that I hadn't seen in ages. This morning she told me that they died yesterday. There is so much sadness, but their memory is truly a gift. "They were a wildass pagan and they're doing somersaults on the other side", she said. And that's perfect.

We're at $246 now! I appreciate you all so much.

Britta Curl's departure announcement hitting Minneapolis Bluesky at the same time as a magnificent rainbow tells me that god uses they/them pronouns & ordains this First Friday of Pride.

This you?

My rock garden is really thriving!

cw: death The little girls who lived with me for a year, and who I am an unofficial auntie for, lost their big cousin today. She had been doing really well and then she relapsed. The family needs help with funeral costs. Please help if you can. Cashapp: $LanceChicoCampbell Venmo: @autumnjoyc

This loser ran to Australia during operation metro surge.

Eli's coming

Holy pressure change, Batman

I am always shocked and dismayed that maintaining my hair actually makes it nicer and reaffirms that I can't just do nothing with my hair for two years outside of bleaching and turning it cartoon colors.

Like can we just use the million dollars to buy out his last 3 years? Can we just give him the money to go away? Why can't we just give him the money to go away?

Not all of the things that old people tried to teach us work, but this is one of them that does, and if you ever poked fun at old people in your life for doing this, you should try it and then apologize.

Jacob Frey is an ICE collaborator pass it on

Dig out those whistles.

Nice day for getting stoned and listening to the Everly Brothers while trimming your split ends out on the deck.

Men would literally rather cost taxpayers more than a million dollars instead of just going to therapy.

Our shitty Mayor sucks so bad they are using more than a million dollars of our money for something that's completely useless because you can't fix how much he sucks and hates anybody who is not lining his pockets.

I will say this about Billy Idol, he once took a big swing with a friend of mine when she was 16, and immediately upon her saying "Dude, I'm 16" he profusely apologized and left so fast he was a blur.

The first of a group of undiagnosed neurodivergent friends has finally figured it out, making it only a matter of time before the others start toppling into a big heap of late-discovered burnout, reports have indicated.

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Father house finch feeding his child at my parents’ backyard feeder. Look at that greedy baby!

Maybe if your whole plan for having a dog was reliant on access to one specific piece of Sacred land, you shouldn't have a dog. Also, I have news for you about all of the rest of this land we are standing on.

With this dog park, the FFFFFF# dog weirdos are already insisting on a 1:1 trade; you can only close the dog park that’s on sacred land if we get a new dog park at the same time! Baby, if you own 3/4 of the Monopoly map and I own one light blue, I’m not gonna trade property for property with you.

Roses and raspberries all came on strong while I was out of town. 🌱 #roses #bloomscrolling

A tiny hoverfly on sedum anglicum in my garden this evening, shouldering raindrops bigger than its owm head out of the way to get at the sweet stuff 🌱 #GardenersWorld #FlowersOnFriday #FloralFriday #Bloomscrolling #FlyDay #MacroPhotography #ECK

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