My friend, @bs.mivox.net's recent photo of her fish tank, in which, the snail looks like a hat on the statue! 🤣

I totally forgot that I was going to start getting fish pictures out of this deal and I just got one and now I'm swooning

I totally forgot that I was going to start getting fish pictures out of this deal and I just got one and now I'm swooning

Every once in a while, I make a pork chop so good that I take my first bite and actually go "oh wow, holy shit" out loud

New acquisitions for the wunderkammer: unopened men’s and women’s beatnik kits, circa 1960

Roger continues to fascinate me with this digging. I stood there for about 10 minutes watching to see if he was going to drag that dish down into the tunnel, or what. I'm surprised that the area under the pools is so carved out, but they are still so stable.

The way I actually thought I knew Ember until the Carhartt overall dress part because my Ember who lived in a tiny house in Asheville with basically books and a typewriter could not abide the texture 😅

Truly, every day I am grateful that I am so easily amused.

This probably seems silly, but I am in love with this little bitty rainbow colored magic 8 Ball and I have consulted it so many times, already! I used to have one on a keychain that was black, but for some reason never replaced it once it broke.

12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

Boxing Day sale: "NORMAL", vintage maps, glue, 15x25", 2025- $250(Cdn), on sale for $175(Cdn) (+shipping). DM if interested #art

Mood.

i like to bring a very specific "i only play this game when we're on tour" energy to ingress

There's ~$14k in need & currently $4k of the original $11k goal for SE Mpls rent help for folks financially impacted by 🧊 activity

The way I actually thought I knew Ember until the Carhartt overall dress part because my Ember who lived in a tiny house in Asheville with basically books and a typewriter could not abide the texture 😅

You know, we aren't totally through it because we still have New Year's Eve and kiddo birthday, but this has been the most chill and cozy holiday season I've had since I was still in my 20s. Grateful, truly.

question for msp folks... is there an established community protocol for checking in w/ our rideshare drivers re: 🧊? i have no knowledge of 🧊 presence today but had a somali driver stuck by karmel mall for 20 minutes today before lyft pushed me to a different driver entirely, and felt very worried

A cutie widdle mothman

Gooooooood morning, shuffled Fallout playlist (all games)

I FINISHED!! (please don’t judge the empty planters, life is a lot and i’ve been mostly away and my housemates have been tending her. while our house is basically reconstructed while we recover from a natural disaster)

Roger is pretty determined to build a tunnel underneath his pools, and I don't know if he's looking for a molt spot, if he's trying to tip them over, or if he's just having a dig. Please enjoy this moment of Zen.

Some of my favorite Guys from the MFA's Rachel Ruysch exhibit 🎨

For #ThingThursday, knock-off of an Aerolux bulb. The flowers are metal electrodes, and the bulb if filled with neon, and I think argon and maybe mercury. The latter two produce enough UV to light up the phosphor on the leaves, which appear white when the bulb is off

Boosting for Lily because this is an excellent way to help a family out if you have unwanted gift cards or unused movie digital codes.

The total is now up to $132/$995 goal, Thank you so much! Please continue to share until need is met! 💕💸 🙏✨ #mutualaidrequest #helpsky

I'm still losing air laughing about it off and on all day

For those of you previously unaware of Duke Ellington’s Nutcracker, Merry Christmas. m.youtube.com/watch?v=FEU5...

It's just a bonus lazy cozy day in our house, but it has been a really good one, so far. We finished It Takes Two today, so we still got some business taken care of anyway.

Oof, I hate to see an alligator drunk this early on Christmas day.

Love to fill the bathtub halfway only to realize the water was coming out brown🙃

happened upon this postcard by Joe Hill from 1914... enjoy

I'm just picturing his character having serious, tense conversations with the cartoon penis inside of his cartoon pants rattling around like it's ringing a triangle.

My husband got Cyberpunk 2077. When we got to the dick sizes in character design, the big one was just ragdolling around for longer than it needed to like it had half a dozen points of articulation, and now all I can think about is cartoon dicks flopping around inside cartoon pants constantly.

I’m honestly surprised this didn’t already happen during the Great Brazilian Surge of 2023

i spent today cleaning and resetting hazel’s enclosure. she’s a lil huffy about it

All of Santa's reindeer are married to each other

Pretty good hummingbird-eye scene #birds

If you haven't got a baby A ha'baby will do

resume growth // handcut paper collage on found vintage photograph, december 2025 #collage #queerart #foundphoto

In the good old days, the Minneapolis mayor would say things like "we don't have enough police staffing to handle x crime." Now he says, we don't have enough local police to handle lawless, rampaging federal police.

It is the annual Making Of The Soup. If you want to feed some folks sleeping rough, I got me two hundred takeout quart containers. And a metric fuckton of tomatoes. And a Vitamix. Chip in: Venmo linda-tirado-3 PayPal [email protected] Chime $linda-tirado-3 Happy Christmas to every one

Merry X-mas 👀🎄 #art #christmas #xmas #queerart

this movie was always on TV on Xmas Day when i was little, so for me it's *the* Xmas movie. Due to various copyright/royalty wrangles over the years, it's had 3 different narrators. Here's a copy of the original 1971 release, narrated by Dustin Hoffman Merry Harry Nilsson Xmas, everyone ❤️

Get yourself a crow that looks back at you like this after you toss it some peanuts, you will not regret it. #crows #birds 🪶

*Darkwing Duck voice*

Poverty, and capitalism hinders opportunities to expand healthy neuroplasticity.

Stop what you're doing, you need this.

Having one of those days where I chose not to do soap stuff in the bath, because I already know it's going to be a bonus pain relief bath day and I can just do it later. My body is *on one* today so if you see me posting extra stoned, give me some grace.

Freida photoshop bonus content. I posted this photo on my FB and a friend asked if they could submit it to a cat photoshopping group. Here are some of my favourites. This first group is the fashion category.