Hey, welcome to the company, Slimefoot!

Am I going to start another rewatch of "Cardinal" today, or just listen to some Agnes Obel and cut out the middleman?

Must be real hard to get correct change up there now all their loonies are gone

- Chevy Chase

They're gonna retroactively cancel Nick Offerman

You can't even point out the irony of the guy who wrote "Jesus, Take The Wheel" dying in a crash anymore, because of anti-woke.

just found out there's a Butthole Cut of Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale where they all have realistic CGI buttholes

Look, I don't know if it's a dog or another animal or just the wind blowing through a tube somewhere or something but there is something in this neighborhood making a noise that sounds exactly like my kid crying in his room, and it's doing it for hours every morning and I need it to stop.

Also Starring: Mark Linn-Manuel as Cousin Larry Hamilton

"I'm gonna go kill some monsters to get some more heal juice in my ball thing." My kid, playing Hollow Knight for the first time.

Sports Night, and it's not even close.

I got a warning on Reddit for quoting him in a post comparing him to MLK, funnily enough.

No new pics, where you at mentally?

This has got to be the worst thing that ever happened in September in the U.S.

OK so I've been using the phrase "shout me a holler" for a couple of decades now, and I remembered it was from a Ben Stiller MTV commercial, but only just now fully remembered it was in the context of Ben Stiller trying to get invited to a Diddy Party and I'm not sure where to put that.

Funniest possible person to say nothing bad happened when he was a kid as a result of everyone having guns

I feel like the creators of "Eureka" missed an opportunity by not having Yo La Tengo do the theme song

I spent 45 minutes with silksong and these are my first impressions: is this real? Events appear to transpire beyond some sort of barrier or screen I cannot influence aside from pressing buttons on my "side" of the dividing medium, but if these bugs are really doing all that it should be on the news

I would be too embarrased to admit this is how I felt

Wait, he's moving the space command headquarters from Colorado to Alabama? Does he not realize how much closer to space Colorado is?

Thinking about the end of "Jeremiah" for no reason whatsoever.

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

I suppose an Alfred Nobel style epiphany is too much to hope for

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

Democrats: "Why do working-class pedoDrumpfican'ts vote against their best interest?: Trans people/allies: "I will not vote for Gavin Newsom because he stands squarely opposed to my best interests." Democrats: "How Goddamn dare you?"

Me: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it!" Magritte: "Now listen here, asshole..."

Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title Tom Clancy's Watership Down

I'm really enjoying watch Gilmore Girls but I couldn't figure out why they wanted to go to a Bangles concert until I realized that season one is closer to the Bangles' heyday than to today. Between that and finding out "such as the Iraq and like such as" is 25 years old, I'm feeling my years today.

My favorite thing about 90's music is when she says "It's Mazzy Star!" and just starts mazzin' all over the place.

Really hope the shit I'm about to send is big enough

James Dobson abused me & thousands of other vulnerable kids through his terrorist organization Focus On The Family. despite his best efforts, i have DDD tits now and he’s finally dead. i’m going to call that a win for the trans agenda. 🏳️‍⚧️🏆🏳️‍⚧️ low energy. pathetic. sad. rot in piss, James. 🚬

*taps mic* Fred Entertainment Mercury

Watching Gilmore Girls with my wife. More like Lauren Gams, amirite?

flawless timing on this one, I watched it 7 times in a row

Wow, Chester from Sifl and Olly really let himself go

"What do we want?" "MS!" "When do we want it?" "This was ill-conceived!"

My younger child just logged into Marvel: Rivals, angrily yelled out “ohmigod they’re making so many gooner skins,” and then stormed out of the room

Love to scrape 2 years of moldy cat food off a concrete floor.

Well, I just finished Blindspot for the 4th time. Now what?

Slightly diminish a band: The Spin MBAs

the Atari 2600 was great but it had its pitfalls

Amplitude just dropped a demo of Endless Legend 2 and I'm really liking it so far. I have my own theories about the root of what went wrong with Humankind and in my brain I blame Sega like 75%, so seeing that @hoodedhorse.bsky.social logo come up feels real nice.

The Onion, but not The Onion

Some days I have a sing stuck in my head, some days it's just my brain yelling "I bet 'e heard meh!" like the angry ice cream girl over and over

I installed AC: Mirage a couple days ago and interestingly all it did was make me want to play AC: Odyssee

My goto is to ask LLMs how many states have R in their name. They always fail. GPT 5 included Indiana, Illinois, and Texas in its list. It then asked me if I wanted an alphabetical highlighted map. Sure, why not.

once again, it is a core belief of people on the american right that it should be illegal for you not to like them or want to be around them or work with them