A cool concept for a psychological horror film: Whatever it is the guy thinks he sees becomes a Tootsie Roll to him.

Somebody found Gaius Baltar's 4chan account.

Is there new Baader-Meinhof discourse or something? It's all over the skyline all of a sudden.

Dispatches from the Bluesky subreddit:

"Who is entitled to the sweat off a man's brow:

this is literally never not accurate

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

My whole body is a peculiar sort of sore where it feels like all of my muscles have shrunk a half inch

That's good, Winsome Earle is a serial killer who would abandon the whole state searching for the Black Lodge

I bet Gavin Newsom is annoyed he has to pick a new running mate now.

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

Slapped that ball like it was Chris Rock

The march of time cam be very depressing because like 30 years ago you're the terror of Gotham and now the kids are just like "Nigma balls lmao"

I used to keep my valuables in an old board game box. It was fine for a while, but these days I keep things locked up so they don't get stolen. Better safe than Sorry!

Why did they call it "Panera" when "House of Pain" was right there?

The Louvre The Louvre of Bluesky 🤝 Not currently in possession of Queen Marie-Amélie's tiara

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Monty Python presents: Spamilton

live your life so that you're the person everybody tags when the Pope breaks up a cult

This one makes me want to see one with Bobby Hill holding the pipe and saying "c'est ma pipe. je ne te connais pas." Perhaps tomorrow I shall dust off my photos hopefully.

Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick

Reddit's algorithm has started pushing me posts from r/animalid but all of the posts fall into one of three categories: 1) Is this a coyote? Yes. Thats a coyote 2) is this a wolf? No, that's a coyote 3 What kind of fox is this? That's a coyote.

"This is a really beautiful, haunting show, but why is nobody making fun "Old Time Rock and Roll?" "Oh, shit, you wanted to go to the *Seger roast*?"

Was accidentally reminded of Bud Light's"Real Men of Genius" campaign and introduced it to my kid. That may have been an error.

One, two, Freddy's coming for you, three, four, better lock your door, five, six, grab your crucifix, seven, eight, eight, I forget what eight was for but nine, nine, nine for a lost god and ten, ten, ten, ten for everything, everything, everything, everything

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

I just want to talk about flying saucers but people keep yelling "MUFON DEEZ NUTS!"

Here I sit All broken-hearted I shitted just fine It's just that the world is broken

Been trudging through every day over here wondering why I'm so tired and hollow and sad all the time, and then I just realized I ran out of vitamin D supplements a week ago and haven't taken them.

I literally cannot catch a break. Like a literal, physical break. My bath was interrupted after 10 minutes and now my quiet night reading was interrupted by having to run downstairs and stop a clogged toilet, and clean up the mess. Literally I just want 2 consecutive hours that are mine

"I'm not *not* licking toads." I don't lick toads much, but it's very adaptable

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

"And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free. Because they're made of metal. And robots are strong." youtu.be/g4Gh_IcK8UM?...

Just watched a medical drama set in Minneapolis and they got the aerial shots, but everything else was shot in Ontario. The vibes are almost perfect, even the hospital looks like they could have shot it at Methodist or something, but the park benches are wrong and it's disconcerting.

I don't know much about bull-fighting but from what I remember the matador doesn't do any of the work during the foreplay?

It is not a coincidence that most of the videos you see of ICE agents using excessive force seem to feature unarmed women half their size. 🙃

Hey, welcome to the company, Slimefoot!

Am I going to start another rewatch of "Cardinal" today, or just listen to some Agnes Obel and cut out the middleman?

Must be real hard to get correct change up there now all their loonies are gone

- Chevy Chase

They're gonna retroactively cancel Nick Offerman

You can't even point out the irony of the guy who wrote "Jesus, Take The Wheel" dying in a crash anymore, because of anti-woke.

just found out there's a Butthole Cut of Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale where they all have realistic CGI buttholes

Look, I don't know if it's a dog or another animal or just the wind blowing through a tube somewhere or something but there is something in this neighborhood making a noise that sounds exactly like my kid crying in his room, and it's doing it for hours every morning and I need it to stop.