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Nobody: My cat at 2 am: “what if i push this heavy loud thing on to the floor at 2am”

When he said ice get out he was referring to the weather an easy misunderstand to have

A lot of the times it’s because 1) they just don’t like crowds not under their control and/or 2) they see the vigils as a form of resistance, since they most likely had a hand in those deaths

We've got whistles for you and all your friends! We've got bathrooms if you're out observing and need a public restroom! We've got some really dirty bumper stickers for free if you want to make sure your minivan doesn't get confused with ICE! And we're open until 6:30 today!

I really don’t understand why people tell cops to have a good day

Loling but in the coping mechanism kind of way

I try not to talk about much more than basketball here, but i wanted to add one thing i think a lot of Americans are going to have to wrestle with, and that is how absolutely normal the setting is. Just a regular neighborhood. Could be yours. Not a stretch at all to think it could be you.

I live in rural Minnesota. Rural Minnesota is fucking pissed, y'all. Old white grandmas and grandpas out in rural Minnesota are keyed up. They're turning -out-. Don't you fucking dare let the bot campaigns tell you otherwise.

I say “why is it always us?” but it’s because we love and stand up for our neighbors and they fucking know it

Thousands protest in Minneapolis after 37-year old Renee Good was killed by an ICE agent earlier in the day. Many holding up screen captured images from the viral video that showed the federal agent who shot and killed Good.

When some people tell me to stay safe they mean to remind me to diligently risk-manage When some other people tell me to stay safe they mean don’t get involved And when I hear it from the latter I’m convinced that if I got victimized they will blame me for it

The national guard, MPD, sheriffs office are all coordinating to control protests. ICE agents breaking the law should be fucking arrested and why the agent today was allowed to leave not in cuffs is beyond me. Maybe it’s important to remember that billionaires don’t get deported.

Glad I’m not a short dog this time of year

It’s useful to think of the Internet as a medium where consequences for anti-social behavior go to die, which partly explains why our politics got so much worse over the last 30 years.

Authoritarians are still bad even when a big authoritarian eats a smaller authoritarian

Cállate gringo-ass day

wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11

They should have air striked and kidnapped the Sackler family

Can’t wait to see the new “Most Respected Country” rankings!

My Venezuelan friends in Caracas are already sharing memes whats happening

“Can you believe that- “ Yes but please no

I don’t throw a fit i grow a fit

New Year’s resolution

This keyboard won’t let me type any “because they’re all made up” well ok but so are tires and you need those to get around

I can’t move the overton window so I’m moving the underton cellar door instead

I can’t wait until we unalive all this NewSpeak

Praising jesus by enjoying the wintertime friction coefficient in empty parking lots 🚗 μ μ μ μ μ μ μ

Someone should invent glasses that you can wear while your look for your glasses

You will never guess how famous I am with my cat

I've waited 3 years to make this post

Are you trying to tell me white supremacists are going after Black muslim immigrants??!

I feel like I can be forgiven for not caring about comparatively petty fraud in the face of violent supervillain hypercriminals

It’s quite a weird coincidence that military juntas and authoritarian governments never lose elections

Minnesotans whippin’ shitties for christ

Bought a new thing-doer from the store but it was inadequate at thing-doing it only could thing-sorta-do

We need to start naming pathogens scarier names “the measles” sound like they could be cute little collectible figurines

Diy punctuation

(Me, flirting): “Do you want to eat beans some time?”

Asking people in niche communities/jobs/hobbies about any interesting related controversies

Any “bad” art is infinitely better than Ai “art” Dgaf & go draw some shit

The spiritual mass of mass, interfaith mass would be massive

In case you weren’t already self-conscious enough here’s what I’ve heard people saying about you: 1/🧵

Update: she looked at me🥹

Do you ever just look at your cat

Controversial take but things don’t have to suck

I successfully didn’t understand any of the family discussions about the movies & shows they were referencing. Never heard of any of ‘em 😎

Merry Christmas from me and my man-eating polar bear Jeffrey