Instead of swiping through the dating apps I’ve been trying the bird method where I dress up extravagantly and jump side to side in a tree while screaming

Are we still doing the no comrades under 1k i got distracted

Let’s hang out and eat corn

@satan.noskybcitshell

Gas prices?! My farts are free

I’m a Idgafjustbekindist

Some of you aren’t old enough to remember the ancient chat rooms: “Hey if you want to see a cool chat room press CTRL, ALT & DEL at the same time 5 times fast” [user has logged off]

Tfwu look at The Government™ like: ********************************** , ***********************-******************. ****.

“The city is so dangerous!” -suburbanite unfamiliar with sketchy backwoods folks

Does it make me a tankie if im at a protest playing music and someone has a percussion instrument or something that they’re ‘playing along’ with but they’re so off-beat your brain disconnects and you steal the person’s tambourine and run away with it

Cities keep your cool old stuff challenge

We’re doing a subscription drive at PWS! Help us keep the doors open on a truly independent newsroom focused on LATAM and migration across the Americas In an age where billionaires are buying up corporate media, Indie journalism could not be more crucial to free societies (🧵)

Some punk out there should do a doc about the Rat Hole and/or The Medusa

Tell your friends and neighbors about jury nullification 🌈

I don’t understand throwing dildos as a recurring tactic.

Using Kimberly Clark as a verb

Public transportation zip lines

Hey sorry for the delay I just got here what are we arguing over tonight

Taking her to the hump yard (we enjoy watching trains)

Bicycle infrastructure should include pump tracks & jumps concurrent with & in addition to current bicycle infrastructure

Post a whatever

Make whatever whatever again or whatever

If my protein water doesn’t have ai I don’t want it

trans pride train car !!!

I ate so many beans that I had to take my clothes off

The thing about the confederacy being taken down is that not enough confederates were taken down

I was walking down the street when literally I saw a Nobel Peace Prize nominee wow

Checking people on when they’re inadvertently being a sillypants

I can’t describe the odd sense of hope I get from watching videos of young people filming themselves pranking scientologists The kids are alright

We don’t like drugs except for alcohol because we regulate all its safe consumption sites thx

Kids nowadays don’t even have to go to the internet cafe to upload both their images from the 3.5” floppy disk to an image hosting web site before posting them on obscure internet forums before their half hour is over

💭 “Oh I forgot that I used to really enjoy listening to that band I wonder why I don’t-… oh yeah I remember now..”

In my dictatorship the streetcar would be reinstalled and expanded

"Why don't Americans–" Motherfucker, I live in Minneapolis

Over a dozen neo-Nazis named in this piece on Active Clubs and Wolves of Vinland. Really fantastic work by @wileydcope.bsky.social and Sean Craig.

Something that has bothered me for a while now is that a tube is hollow and a bar is solid so when i ride my bike i should really be steering with the handletube

Do kids even know what imagination is

Maybe it’s because im old and not cool but i feel kind of confused every time i see a ESSENTIALS FEAR OF GOD apparel. What.

Someone should run on a Universal Per Diem platform

This is uptown Minneapolis, I don’t make the rules even though Powderhorn should be part of “left” uptown and i think the greenway should be unincorporated territory

Sometimes when i lol i don’t actually lol ol But when i lmao i lolol

“I really wanted to do the right thing I really did but it caused me inconvenience so 🤷 “

Please boost this outside of Minnesota. Minnesotans are exhausting what they have to keep one another housed & could really use help from more distant neighbors as 🧊 still ~500 agents deep & we're reeling from everything that's happened here this winter.

Everyone turned girl math into a joke, but girl math got us here. 💗

I was watching a 2016 documentary of Hayao Miyazaki today, who is the co-founder of Studio Ghibli. He watched a demonstration of AI-generated animation and his immediate reaction was that AI was an insult to life itself and humanity was losing faith in itself. Amen Hayao Miyazaki, amen.

Millennials make the best parents

Worth mentioning that ICE has patrolled at and kidnapped multiple people at Costcos in other states the past several months. In one case, Costco employees told legal observers to leave. I’m not sure why people continue to position them (or any corporation for that matter) as a moral high ground

No gods No masters No tummy aches

What is the threshold at which ICE "facilities" become legible in the popular psyche as death camps? A death every month, every week, every day, every hour...?

Cacaman vs Doodoodude