I lost my SNAP benefits days ago. I was nervous about mentioning this, but I have to survive. Any help would be appreciated so I don't go into a diabetic coma and so that I may stock up on groceries further. Thank you for being kind, gracious, and patient with me. Nothing but love and gratitude.

Louvre heist suspect is social media star and former museum guard, reports say

Hey, you guys wanna see a dead body?

Oh, this /rules/.

I think a lot about the story Carl Reiner told: he’d have been a sewing machine repairman if not for a free WPA drama class. That led to other theater work, to Sid Caesar, to Mel Brooks, and all the rest. All because of one free class paid for by a government that felt the arts were worth teaching.

I came here tonight to play chess. No one mentioned anything about a sword fight!

Okay, yeah, I like the cut of her jib. This is POWERFUL Slav energy right here.

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Oh, gosh...

Battle Hymn of the Republic and Sandwich Guy

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP

Only thing I hate about this post is that I didn't make it.

Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, wait, sandwich guy got acquitted? LOL.

I am begging, pleading, on my hands and knees with tears in my eyes for one (1) competent tradesperson who won't jerk me around or waste my time.

Ah, yes. Let the stove touching begin.

i'm RLY STRUGGLING right now i need help refilling my HRT , which i've been out of for a month due to insurance issues. i've only had my progesterone. i also need help with my car payment and car insurance. please send tips . im a trans girl and a journalist. all my work is free !

I'm begging for Assadists to add an ounce of sexual orientation to their politics.

You all know how Debbie got this seat, right? She's never been up to this fight.

Hey, man. Nice shot.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckin' rad.

Oh... Oh my god... RIKER'S LITTLE TROMBONE

Poet, musician, and software engineer nori li, here as @nori.gay, has died. She was phenomenally talented and dearly loved 💜 🏳️‍⚧️ 💜

fucking uuugh the game is on fucking sale I have no energy to promote it anymore it's more than a year old it should be taken for a walk behind a shed and shot in the back of its fucking head please retweet

store.steampowered.com/app/3010070/... my stupid chud son

If you see this, post egg

Okay. I’ve been out of most of my HRT for about a month because of insurance / doctor’s office issues I can FINALLY pick all of my HRT up tomorrow though Can I please have tips to get all my meds tomorrow ?

ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur

How pissed would you be if you were giving a smooch to a frog and it turned into a human man. Oh I gotta deal with this guy now

average bluesky poster

Okay, nerds. I'm grabbing this and we're playing it ASAP.

I can spare 20 bucks to help one of my sisters get the care she needs to stay alive. Can you? Every dollar helps. Mel needs us right now.

Hello gamers I'm opening *emergency* graphic design commissions, to help me keep my healthcare due this friday. Flexible pricing, I'll do: -Title typography -Iconography -flyers Looking forl ow effort/stress (ie not suited for short turnarounds and big expectations), great for mockups and prototypes

Good, they can get real jobs, then, the fucking parasites.

You've inherited a movie theater. What's your first double feature?

The library where I gave my "News Media in the Misinformation Age" talk last night in Bourne, MA had a well-stocked free food pantry. Public libraries remain a beacon of humanity in our ever-more inhumane society.

Has anyone asked Mamdani what his V:tM clan is? Aloof Wife's is obviously Toreador.

Hello do we know anyone in the LA area willing to teach me how to play the bass? Specifically in person lessons?

She-Wolf's a banger, too

Man, all this and Dick Cheney's dead, too? Talk about an embarrassment of riches.

dudes be like "i needed this" and it's just the disgraced governor's crestfallen visage

mayor zohran sir please immediately dispatch the boppers, gramercy riffs, turnbull ac's, hi-hats, electric eliminators, rogues, lizzies, orphans, punks and warriors to chicago to join the fight against ice

Soviet republic of New York takes first key step towards total communism by publicly owning Andrew Cuomo