Man, I think it's impossible to take a bad picture of Aloof Wife.

I'd play the shit outta this

Lawl. Genie's out of the bottle, dipshits.

Simply Having A wonderful

Christmas season 1984: bob geldof writes and organizes the top popstars of the day to perform a magnanimous hit single: “has ethiopia ever heard of jesus”

Incredible

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

So, as we sat down to eat tonight, my wife leans over and says to me, "None of those bartenders were born when you worked here." She cooked me, team. 360 no scope instant fatality. I never saw it coming. Clean kill.

Philip Rivers watching like 20 quarterbacks half his age disintegrate in the past 2 weeks

Radical Wooly Bear

will stancil is human tennis elbow. he is a pizza burn on the roof of the website’s mouth. he is the waymo of people.

QTP with a robot that's not Star Wars or Transformers Hard Mode: No Gundam series, Battletech, or Macross allowed.

I'm in Pittsburgh for the evening, staying in a hotel down by the Warhol museum. Should I suck it up, drive over to Gooski's, and get in some trouble? A: Yes. B: Hell Yes.

WATCH: Here's the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" last night

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You can very clearly see why someone whose job it is to protect war criminals would need this pulled from the airwaves: It’s visible proof the Trump administration is operating concentration camps.

I knew as soon as I saw this during the game that my man did nothing wrong. Lifetime stadium ban for that racist sack of shit. He's probably from Macomb County, too.

So, here I am in Pittsburgh, eating dinner with the fam at the restaurant I worked at in the late 90s, and I am DEEP in my feelings.

If you’re a cis person and you don’t understand the validity of the sentence “Blockers were the compromise,” you should probably shut up and stay in your lane. Inspired by an argument with an “ally” on Facebook.

What a cool lady. What a life.

combat posting is solely for gathering likeminded aggressive followers that you can point at people like an orbital ion cannon

He's right. And when you're right, you're right.

Regular reminder that the majority of the people who dreamed up the stories you love are, like, BROKE broke, and that most of the money spent on their work was given to Some Guy™️ instead.

I get evicted in 10 days umm please send tips — idk haha like

BIG BÖTE* STUCK *truck

WHEN SOMEONE YOU LOVE DIES, THE INBIT REGESS TAKES THEIR SOUL TO THE LAND OF THE DEAD.

man I love avocados but I really wish they weren't so hard to cut

I... yeah.

Apropos of nothing, but man, I love watching Aaron Rogers get sacked.

My brothers in law and nephews are all sitting around talking about their fantasy teams, and this shit is straight- up D&D for jocks (complimentary).

You know, I HAVE been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand!

Benverine

The Grinch's Advocate

Sigh... Yeah, many such cases

In the coming year I want to build my first diorama for my collectables - A recreation of The Last Supper using my GI Joe Classified COBRA figures with Cobra Commander as Christ and Destro as Judas Iscariot.

GRINCH (1995, Michael Mann)

*extremely ozzy osbourne hellraiser voice* ♪♫HOT POCKEEEEEEEEETS♫♪

So's the Combat Arms -> HRT pipeline. The number of former eleven-bravo (or 0311) meatheads I know who are now hot lady computer touchers is astounding.

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

Happy Solstice ya filthy animals.

chair and bass

Not with that attitude it can't.

I'm distantly related to Ray "Boom Boom" Mancini (he's my mom's cousin by marriage), and all this boxing talk on the skyline has me thinkin' about cousin Ray a lot.

High fuckin' art right here.

I've watched Carol of the Yappers here about a million times this morning. Now you can, too.

Is any of this shit ever gonna matter? Are we trapped in here with these ghoulish pedophiles forever? Will these mongrels never face consequences? I won't say "justice", 'cause there is no justice in this fucking country, but consequences would be nice.

well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers