every single day I (and every other person who isn't a white man) am made to understand that asking to be treated decently is "political", so every loud acclimation by some hack author that their work is not political reads, correctly, as "I will not stand up for you when you're in the line of fire"

I would accept

I...

Jesus Clarifies Return Will Be Strictly Limited To Carpentry Business https://theonion.com/jesus-clarifies-return-will-be-strictly-limited-to-carpentry-business/

Why wasn't this guy hanged? Why weren't all of them? (this is a rhetorical question, I know full well why)

Helicoprion, my beloved...

God, I bet it feels so good being a roll of newsprint being run through a printing press.

I should call her.

It makes me so, so sad to think about how stegosaurus and T-rex never got to meet.

AI told me to ride without my helmet.

I decided not to bust my ass writing thousands and thousands of words for setting flavor in RIFTS Genesys. 36 years of setting info is out there for the grabbing already. I'm just doing bullet points for shit I'm changing/inventing whole cloth.

R2-D2 like "Skill issue, I get C-3PO head for free."

this is turning out to be one of the onion's all-time classics

Like, we know that this country (the US) hates its children, but man, nobody loathes children like school administrators.

Oh, hey, we're coming up on the anniversary of /Barker/ getting her own BIG BÖTE STUCK spotlight on Belle Isle!

Had Liberian food tonight at a brand new joint on the East Side - collards with stewed beef in spices, rice, plantain, and a cucumber salad. Oh, and quite possibly the hottest hot sauce I've ever had. Fantastic stuff.

I'd love to take part in these "Drop your art" posting threads, but my art is nerdwords and no one wants to see a poorly compressed gif of a long graf describing post-post-apocalypse Sault Ste. Marie or something.

this is why it's vital to loudly and publicly support trans women and push back against these narratives. it is imperative that we not let the loudest voice be this stupid cunt

Slept in my Cure tee and now I have all these pictures of you.

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Question for the Canadians, especially from the far eastern part of the country - What distinctive cultures, if any, exist in the stretches of the Appalachian Mountains that you guys have? Got any links/reading reccos for me about it?

Sorry if my cadence/syntax is weird today, team. I been deep in the game writing mines all day. I just noticed I've been using my "writing about setting/background" voice for poasting.

I got any Milwaukee moots? What's the area around the Harley HQ on Juneau Ave. called? Either a neighborhood name or something like midtown?

We /have/ to return gambling to Vegas, Atlantic City, and the back corner booth of the seediest bar in the worst neighborhood in your town.

The F-104 Starfighter may have been a stupid airplane, but it's my kind of stupid.

Me blocking someone www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY8z...

The things that the U.S. says abt itself are simply incompatible w material reality. That should, at minimum, cause anyone acting in good faith to figure out what the *fuck* is happening. You don’t have to know everything already & it’s ok to learn/listen, but plz for the love of god stop playing.

me pulling out one of these and Count Chocula is in absolute shambles

What if I gave myself a little grace? Wonder how that'd work.

Finally, the cigarette that's good for you.

Okay, I'll bite - What's Project Hail Mary?

gen x mfs be like “this reminds me of my childhood”

Holy shit. Get 'em, Scarlett.

Watching old x men movies this Friday evening. We r watching X2

God, this is what I needed today.

Christ almighty.

Man, we're gonna run out of good, hemp rope at this point.

Some of my favorite bassists, apropos of nothing... Thundercat Esperanza Spalding Carol Kaye Les Claypool Cliff Burton Doug Wimbish That kid from the Dracula Flow 6 video Jo Bench Lemmy Kilmeister Charles Mingus Ron Carter Stanley Clarke Meshell Ndegeocello Gail Ann Dorsey @willow.meangirls.online

Mutual aid 🙏🏽 Whatever you can helps Cuzos. Man down.

"sorry that you have to rent mario buddy, its because a bunch of tech bros hung out with a pedophile that wanted to teach kids gambling"

This is what a true ally looks like (unironed flag)

Ho-lee shit, this is huge. Just getting paid during boarding is a big get. Good for them.

No, sorry, I don't think I'm gonna let an "AI educator" with "I write a prompt and a galaxy falls out" in his bio follow me. Get a real job and some therapy before you talk to me.

I don't know why it took me this long to make the connection, but this shit of using AI to, like, put Val Kilmer in a new movie or keep Scott Adams alive and poasting is the same shit as the Dixie Flatline personality construct from Neuromancer.

Shit, this goes hard.

Robbie Fulks' "She Took a Lot of Pills and Died" is the sequel to Johnny Cash's "Ballad of a Teenage Queen".

Man, the dipshits have been real thick on the ground lately. What the hell is going on?