This country is carrying out a yearslong societal and governmental plan to kill me and my people so you'll forgive me if I can't find the energy to care that they just kidnapped another country's president.

Superstar Saga makes you smaller for her amusement

"Honey, I thought it was a string quartet tonight, but there's five people up there..." "Hm, he doesn't have an instrument, could he be the conductor?" "I don't think so, you don't usually see string quartets with a conductor. What does the program say?" "It says 'featuring GG Allin'...?" "oh no"

making plans

That's cool. I follow someone on here that breaks other rules when it comes to Legend of Zelda. It also contains that number. share.google/iMnXFzDkhj0b...

"Honey, I thought it was a string quartet tonight, but there's five people up there..." "Hm, he doesn't have an instrument, could he be the conductor?" "I don't think so, you don't usually see string quartets with a conductor. What does the program say?" "It says 'featuring GG Allin'...?" "oh no"

as one of Finnish Swede heritage, the only thing phobic about this is that I have no dick in my butt

My housemate is a gay black man in his 70s who moved to NYC in the 1970s and was heavily involved in the art scene and various civic/cultural organizations so every once in a while he might be like "did I tell you about that Christmas I spent in France with Judy Nylon in a shack with sewage backup?"

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Okay, season's over, one last pic from this photoset before moving on to something else 😌 A discreet glance at you while you look at me full of desire 🫦 #slutsky #plugged #bodysuit #realnsfw

@jana-aych-ess.bsky.social this you?

um, but, twee is English though? and from the 1980s? and was more-or-less dead by the time the average Millennial was a teenager?

it's underway, Saga Maid Arc 2026 imminent

I'm still so tingly down there. Now I know how Spider-Gwen feels.

@tslanasharp.bsky.social BTW I don't know if you're on any of the dating apps but I saw a profile the other day with your pics on it: I know for example Carta gets a lot of impersonators so let me know if that's not you and I should report it

she has been Thinking about Women

Lounge with me, maybe? ❤️ (Reposts and likes greatly appreciated❤️) . . . . #nsfwbsk #nsfw #altgirl #goonfuel #skyhub #realNSFW

T4T FMK where it's "sister, dog, mommy"

There's an herbal tea blend I really like that I've had from a few different makers. Chamomile, wintergreen, and rosehip are the main flavors in it but the easiest way to find it is every name is always some weird cheesy thing about Montana and night. Like Evening In Missoula, Montana Nights, etc.

the energy here is so hetero t4t

🗣️ THURSDAY GANG 😤

Never vote for anyone who says this is the book they'd get sworn in with.

01 Jan 2026

she has been Thinking about Women

first bath of 2026

Hi, I'm depression, gender dysphoria, and binge drinking. <looking around the room> Damn, lot of us here.

Friendly reminder to serve your local butch 🫡

Alabama band at the Rose Bowl playing Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls"?

maybe 2026 has Mommy Saga in it for a minute, hmm

another milestone: I somehow also passed four thousand followers over the last week? I don't know what about me appeals to that many people but I sincerely appreciate that others want to see what happens next for li'l ol' Saga, thank you 🙏🏻

I'm thankful for the acknowledgement of the good I had in 2025 by way of Judgement showing up here, but, beyond that, my New Year's tarot reading looks pretty challenging. 😬 #OccultSky #WitchSky #TarotSky drive.google.com/file/d/1y7kM...

compromise

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I guess you've got 364 days for this one 🤷🏻‍♀️

somebody go check in on Saga, she's stuck on 1970s Divorce Jams

mech girlies be like "would you still love me if I was a worm gear"

Grindr account name of Top4Bot is probably not as I initially assumed "top for robot": if it was a woman, I could see it as a mech thing but probably not because it was a guy

...you better swallow

Oh, yesterday was six years of transition for me. That's fucking incredible, unbelievable, astonishing for so many reasons. There will be another six and then another six and then I'll have the Mark Of The Beast (massive succubus tits). Anyway, six years of Saga. Cheers to me and my people. 🎉🎊🩷🤍🩵💐🍰

floortime is goated

maybe this will be my year

Turns out that the only thing that really felt different was how sensitive my dick was. I could've had orgasms just from how my tights would hit me if I had walked a certain way.

might end the year with 2025 Psyche Wrapped and jerk off while crying

To everyone who can openly declare that they are transgender, and to everyone who cannot yet come out to those around them🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 The world has not yet fully seen the dawn, but let’s continue to support one another. Chiitan is here with everyone’s hearts. Everyone is beautiful♡

In every photograph I've ever seen of Shel Silverstein he looks like he only sleeps with married people

last.fm wrapping it up too

This year on Bluesky I wrote 2,544 posts and 12,906 replies. I received 65,667 likes, whereas 462 was from my most popular post [...] www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

manifesting Hard Yoo-Hoo for 2026 🙏🏻✨