When it happens, there's going to be legit Return of the Jedi style celebration world-wide, isn't there?

I forgot how much I actually hate The Wheel of Time.

This makes me want to kill myself, but then I realize I shouldn't because I'm not the one who sucks on this planet.

"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future." - @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit. Incredible words. Listen to all of it!

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

Spotify Wrapped but it's how many hours you listened to Paul F Tompkins voice this year.

I don't like how porn categories are always classified by type of sex, or what the performers look like. Where's the category for people like me who can clearly tell that this scene was clearly filmed in the same house as this other scene?

Next thing everyone is going to tell me is that my story idea for someone who stumbles out of his LGS after playing Friday Night Magic and having one too many Pepsi Nitros and gets bitten by someone and turns into a were-wife during the full moon is a huge flag.

There's this dude on TV that is clearly less well than some animals we put down because it's the humane and right thing to do.

well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

More like Project Gal-kyrie, amirite?! *runs and hides*

This shit? You mean the shit that makes zero money, destroys the environment and practically no one that isn't an investor or someone who doesn't want to pay wages wants? Those are the faults we are talking about and we're just going to shrug off and empirically state it's not going anywhere?

In other news, notorious porn site *checks notes* D&D Beyond is now requiring age verification. Excuse me while I cast Bigsby's Jerk Off Motion as a ritual.

I think I'd be fine if billionaires paid zero taxes as long as Necromonger rules legally apply.

You want to ask an NPC anything? That's what TTRPGs are for, asshole. Make some friends.

Well, doc, my mom SAID she mailed away for the Warner Bros ball cap for me after Daffy Duck said I needed one at the beginning of the Batman (1989) VHS. But I never got one, and I think, deep down, that's where my trust issues started.

Firefox. Waterfox. Earthfox. Windfox. Heartfox.

I mean, I don't even allow Genasi as Player Characters at my table because it's too close to GenAI.

Say what you want about the "guitar guy" at the party, but at least he isn't trying to bang a drum at a newborn baby. Seriously. What a little prick this kid is.

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

Me deactivating my Facebook in February: Well, I'm not going to get any "Happy Birthdays" from friends anymore lmao! Me today: "...oh..."

Disappointed. Who's going to check my genitals at the door?

I can't begin to tell you how much I despise this guy and hate that he keeps coming up in my recommendations even though I tell YouTube to stop.

What he has is a certain set of skills. Skills that make him a complete fucking dipshit.

Imagine the audacity to be able to confidently say this, full chested, when you clearly don't know shit about fuck.

Apropos of nothing, Professor Snape should be killed.

"Marley was in the cuck chair, to begin with."

I cannot stress how much contempt I have for every single person who is doing the "well AI is here to stay, and it actually has some uses" dance. Go buy memecoins if you want to be duped by obvious scams, it would be less embarrassing for you

My non-shitposting persona is going to self-publish a sword and sorcery short story (I'm on the second draft) on Kindle Unlimited, and I know no one is going to read it, but also... part of me is like: I bet I could beat this number if I said "If you hate Olivia Nuzzi, leave me a 5-star review."

Found Aaron's alt account, everyone!

And the AVN 2025 award for Best Gape Scene goes to... Charlie Kirk.

I liked YouTube a lot more when the people I followed weren't mentioning Jesus in every video. What the fuck is going on here? Why are you doing a prayer at the end of your videos now?!

POV: Jesus to your hopefully non-cremated remains.

*Aqualung riff* "Spent cum and chee-toh dust"

I wrote a call to violence against fascism, but I did it a font the government no longer recognizes so it's legal.

“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.” Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻

He says this before looking at my shelf, taking one of the books of it and really looking at it. Then he punches me in the face and declares that it belongs in a museum and runs away setting my house on fire.

Mar-A-Lago face isn't too dissimilar from Balatro Joker Face.

There’s a dude on YouTube whose whole fucking schtick is getting AI to write fiction novels. And it absolutely infuriates me that YouTube keeps pushing his videos to me because I watch other writing channels.

I forgot all about these books until I saw this cover. I wonder if they are still buried somewhere in my parents' house along with The Chronicles of Prydain.

Would have been real cool if he had an aneurysm right then. Yep. Right in the ol' worm hole.

"Woodchipper. Feet last." - Quentin Tarantino

If 2025 taught me anything it's that these guys have vulnerable throats.

Articles being written about Gen Z liking "retro tech," and I'll offer my opinion after my washing machine wraps up its ad break.

Wishing a Very Charlie Throatmas to everyone involved.

Do you still remember December's tasty treats?