AI art supporters simply do not (or refuse to) understand the human condition

if there’s a lens to view the Iran War through—it’s tabloid media. it was a media event. it was supposed to be a “quick win” à la Venezuela—one that produced splashy headlines amid a bad quarter. there was never consideration of Iranian interests bc it was viewed purely as how it’d play to the rags

BREAKING: Trans prisoners' medical care remains protected after a flurry of court rulings on Wednesday. A D.C. Circuit ruling would have allowed the Trump admin's anti-trans policy to go into effect, but a new district court injunction issued hours later blocked the policy yet again. Law Dork:

Never forget. 🫡

how does this keep happening

Warnock: Right before they passed that ugly bill that cut $1 trillion out of medicaid, the Speaker of the House joined with other legislators and said a prayer, and then they went and voted for that bill. I just want to know what was in that prayer.

God it's so fun to watch them all line up to throw Vance under the bus

from japanese wikipedia (autotranslated to english)

Zero. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

streaming companies are really like what if we made the viewing experience as unpleasant as possible to force people into upgrading

supporting and even working with the popular, winning DSA candidates is also technically an option

How many times do you think they can do the "we have reached a deal with Iran!" -> the deal is hilariously bad actually -> "this deal isn't the one we agreed to at all!" -> perfunctory bombing -> repeat routine

the consequences have been disastrous for everyone but it is extraordinarily funny to watch the leopard eat netanyahu's face while he and his allies splutter in outrage

He tore up Obama's JCPOA that kept Iran from having a nuclear program, then launched a war because he said we had to prevent Iran from getting a nuclear program, then told Americans their suffering was worth Iran not getting a nuclear program but now says Iran has a right to nuclear program. Sure.

Trump has his own party so absolutely flip-fucked, pretzeled and upside down over this that they're on TV arguing we actually *wanted* Iran to win the war

Not surprising, as she's never excelled in the water

at last, a worthy target for all the lawyers who tried to bankrupt every teen with kazaa installed circa 2002

me: am i going a bit far, calling musk a 'classic fascist' with the same core values as hitler? musk: i am concerned about the ethnic purity of the german people

ahahahaha suck it Vance, there's your legacy right there. Tarred by your failure of a boss to distract attention one last time before his cataracts burst

bring back shame

This is not part of the agreement. He is making this up. Iran agrees to give up NOTHING on their nuclear program in this deal.

damn all of those terrible viziers, who picked them anyway

i don’t know much about al roker but the one thing i do know is he wasn’t caught on a live mic cackling with trump about grabbing women by their ladybits. so.

How do people keep falling for this

mister trump has got GOP senators on CNN saying iran has a right to exist, just absolute scenes

who signed it

The only truly consistent thing about Trump is that he will inevitably make fools of everyone who supports him.

the position of the trump administration is any black student is one too many and that any method to diversify a class is suspect if it results in black students thecollegeinvestor.com/82214/doj-fi...

honestly, I think Trump should convert to Islam, just to see how many of them would follow.

if human creativity is so frivolous how come these companies have to commit theft of it on unimaginable scales

i don't have to capacity to deal with how much this sucks. fuck dolan.

Trump signs a historically disastrous surrender to Iran at Versailles and the first thing Vance does is "look, trans people!"

Guy who is President saying elections are rigged lol

This is beautiful

When Trump went to war with Iran, I watched every speech anyone in the administration gave and made a chart of every reason given for going to war "Eliminate ballistic capability" was the #1 reason given: more even than preventing Iran from getting a nuclear weapon

"WITNESS HISTORY IN DALLAS" is certainly a *choice* for an advertising slogan, FIFA.

Break them

Capitulation at Versailles (disambiguation)

When we win, the first bill I’m filing is a comprehensive anti-corruption package: Overturn Citizens United Ban corporate PACs and super PACs Ban members of Congress from trading stocks Once we defeat the most corrupt politician in America, we can defeat this entire corrupt system.

me watching dredd (2012) the first time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the second time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the third time: this is awesome

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

this is easy: trump does not want a viable successor. the idea of any of these guys following him up is something he cannot even contemplate. he wants the party to fall apart without him

A badge of honor.

Our imbecile president embarked on the Iran fiasco because he was still high from kidnapping Venezuela's president. Anyone familiar with gambling behavior want to guess whether he's more likely to stop now or double down

Point blank in broad daylight

I can't even make a joke here bc this is just objectively funnier than anything I could say

Going to sleep content with the knowledge that because I care about people and people care about me, my life is more meaningful and satisfying than Jeff Bezos’s, by orders of magnitude.