💘 Kiwi Cyberpunk is a 4chan trans woman

💘 gonna make my coworkers more normal about trans people with the power of I'm pretty and everyone likes me and waiting 3 months

As a nation we should be utterly embarrassed at our clear lack of marksmanship ability. What happened to the America where we staged assassinations so well they sparked conspiracy theories for years to come?

sure I have friends but we never text each other, we sometimes wait weeks to see each other at the pub and then unload all the crazy shit we need to tell each other

Anthony Edwards hurt! Donte Divencenzo hurt! And now this?!? Will the bad news ever end for Minneapolitans tonight?!?!?

depressed snuffbait girl: i bet nobody even actually wants to choke me out until i stop moving... they're just saying that to be nice to me... im so fucking lifeslop... her supportive girlfriend: babe no i promise you look so roadkill-coded in that dress

💘 we need to radicalize chasers

you absolutely must fuck the clown

i done good with this one :)

💘 Jacob Frey is my #1 opp

💘 NTRing her aura

the average american political assassin is like “i have 10,000 hours at the range. i love mein kampf and the stalin ddr constitution. im killing a neoconfederate in the name of harry turtledove. my ideal country is rhodesia but woke (they have the nfl this time)”

princess piss toy i guess what the fuck

💘 realizing I think about lesbian chasers a lot actually

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

💘 butch lesbian chaser into femme trans women

💘 I love when there's a sports and my feed is all talking about how the beautiful men are so so bad at the games they play

i love being a disgusting girl pervert

Motherboard from Cyberspace is a milf

💘 hate how every time something like this happens I start praying they weren't trans or an immigrant or something

💘 distinct memory as a child of our dad commenting about someone getting paid to whistle in a song and us for years believing that proffesional whistler was a real job

💘 Bluesky should be the new XLSX

Remember to rotate your polycule's safewords every 90 days ensure your firewalls are up to date check that there's no unwanted apps with access to your polycule's discord double-check the sharing settings on your onboarding powerpoints make sure your plex/jellyfin servers are not open to the net

THE ANTI ASMR GUY IS BACK AT IT. I made you another one. You're welcome and that'll be ten dollars.

if ur trans there's one thing in the world i want from u and it's for u to love urself

💘 this is what adhd looks like btw

ok but what if I made a liquor. I've always wanted distillation equipment

💘 messy hair, workout short shorts, and a spaghetti strap tank top with one strap off the shoulder

💘 Jon Bois is proof u can be a cishet man and still post good

mexican coke is a health drink because it contains real sugar. people should drink it instead of water

I have no idea how to make men in Tomodachi Life

batting my eyelashes at girls who dress like fuckboys

mental illness accumulates on the skin in deposits known as “the gunk”. taking a shower is showing promising results in combating this adversary

Whispering "ma'am 9/11 just happened" to a girls bush

CUTE DATE SUGGESTION FOR THE OVER BURDENED TRANS WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE: cuddle with her while making no expectations of her for 12 hours. better yet? make it 24.

💘 9/11 causing Twilight amd Dr Seuss causing an increase in selfcest are ontologically the same thing

💘 I don't like beer I thought I was safe

💘 intox domme plus intox special interest can be expensive turns out

💘 oh dear. the intoxicating substances. there is fancy equipment we can buy to process it easier. oh god

💘 hey duckduckgo I don't think I need to read that article from deseret news. I think I'm good

💘 it's so cool how cheap pretty, durable lab gemstones like spinel and corundum are

um guys? has anyone seen my penis?

Here is my statement on transphobia in the DFL, how I've tried to fight it, and how party leadership has allowed for it to continue: docs.google.com/document/d/e...

the phrase "do it scared" has done so much for my mental health i cannot stress how lifechanging it is to realize: if you are scared of doing something (especially if it can be beneficial to you), you cannot wait for yourself to not be scared. it will always seem scary. you have to do it scared

the most recent meme in your camera roll describes you current mental state.

girls who's names could be warrior cats are so hot

i just think it's so cool when women fall in love with each other. more women should do that, tbh

Booooosting!