it's so hot for women to have problems I can help with

“City council member Soren Stevenson represents the area. He urged the council to waive the fees.” “This project has been billed for so long as something that the city was doing for the community, and you can't do something for the community and then charge them for it,” Stevenson said”

I'm so good at coping mechanism

showing up to the bar a lil high isn't "being a stoner", it's "pregaming"

they stole so much of my life from me. i will make the rest of it wonderful. i deserve that much.

I might have a UTI, but if the meds help with the back pain enough I may still be able to go to the bar

many sad lonely men could instead choose to be gorgeous trans women

may have a bladder infection but urgent care is about to close 😭

and ai is like manager catnip

cities that are...twins? like,,,s,,sisters.?

Unfettered access to one insane friend's media collection is better than any streaming service on the planet

on my way to make a weird first impression 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

bluesky group DMs are a GREAT feature! now multiple people can exchange Signal usernames in one convenient place

no but really though

hot girl problems require hot girl solutions

keeping poppers in the bathroom for that advanced IBS

thrift shops really enabling my going fully femme and buying tons of clothes and jewelry

goal for tonight is to kiss a new girl

omg you're just like me! I'm so sorry. do you want a hug about it?

save me, construction site portapotty...

grippable.

begging people to read the project submittal and not just freestyle it

I like making my dolls kiss

"I've dealt with worse" undefeated when dealing with something gross

dude. fuck. i'm drinking water rn. fuck man

they should make an episode of ds9 where bashir gets estrogenated

inside every trans adult is a trans child that deserved better

you need friends you aren't fucking / you need friends you aren't trying to fuck / you need friends who aren't trying to fuck you

and on the other hand, "hypnosis can't make you do anything you don't want to do" is a really hot line to drop on a girl who is about to be irrevocably altered for the worst

costco brand titties

talking heads? uh yeah, I sure hope they do

gas station dick pills would be a beautiful name for a girl

listening to women? oh you mean my number one special interest??

Here's the full article for those interested. Insanely bleak stuff, I don't think I'll ever be able to look at the Pokemon franchise the same way again dronexl.co/2026/06/09/p...

experimenting with duck tape

experimenting with duck tape

how it feels being a pervert in a loving relationship with another, equally perverted, pervert

DEER COMIX no. 16: test results 🧪🦌 #deercomix

brb, fine tuning my tulpas

wanna hit someone really hard with my big crescent wrench

motivating myself to clean my room by telling myself it'll be easier to take thirst traps

Give Luna Monies please.

I love working in 78F attic area with 80% humidity

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