they're not even that big you know. they're like, DD at most. lots of men have DD cup boobs its basically normal in America 2 be a man with big boobs. which they're not. they're normal sized boobs. I'm normal I'm a normal man with normal sized boobs for a man. stop laughing. STOP LAUGHING GUYS C'MON

who wants to see one of the worst videos ever made

i HAVE to tell all my friends i got the mountain goats guy to write a poem about my dumb shitpost this is the peak of my existence on this stupid website

okay like today really kind of sucked but finding out i made john darnielle read the phrase "forcefem castration kinkposting" has retroactively improved it IMMENSELY

>tfw no forcefem castration kinkposting from prison gf

free her she did nothing wrong

The stone is rolled away; lo, He is risen if ever signs and wonders were, here is one atop the Cristo Rei, I survey Lisbon as Elizabeth Holmes is forcefem castration kinkposting from prison

the term "princess wand" is transmisogynistic violence by its very nature. how do you suck all the eroticism out of a term for woman's penis that's like one of the most intensely erotic concepts to ever exist!

Watching erinyes deactivate after saying a bunch of vile disgusting hateful shit like watching a cockroach crawl back down the shower drain

"The Bible" is a literotica fic called "Billionaire wants you to be her girlfriend?!" I printed out in 2008

elizabeth holmes is forcefem castration kinkposting from prison

this is where i post from btw

I hate being dysphoric dude I fucking hate having this itch I can't scratch

here, I hope it helps. he loves u !! :)

its always 2 dumb bitches going EXACTLYYY

i'm not normally an advocate for app store gatekeeping of basically anything but since it already is the situation, i don't think it's too much to ask to enforce the existing guidelines against X, the automated pedophile fascist app

Shri Thanedar is a total slimeball opportunist with no core beliefs, so it's encouraging that this is where he thinks the wind is blowing

[wokely] ywnbam

the frankfurt school might have had some compelling syntheses of marxism and psychoanalytic theory. but by god was their airport shit

always confusing when I see someone posting babbys first anti masculinity revanchism and then I look at their profile and they're following me like what did they mean by this who do you think I am???

when are we going to admit to ourselves that the only reason people pretend to dislike the last of us is antisemitism

lmao

I should start @ing one of my followers at random every time I get a headache and ask why they did that

this is so cunt it's unreal

using she/her pronouns is self objectification if you think about it

imagine being the poor third worlder that gets paid 5 cents per asshole to actually make the ai powered bidet work. I bet you'd get really good at spotting colorectal cancer signs and clocking when someone liked anal

they should have a shorthand for fauxcest but real

[lamenting the death of third spaces in america] bring back the porno theater

common vera drew W

among the most egregious failures of the past 100 years is that we did not systematically put all the nazis to death in the aftermath of WWII

okay this "sucks total ass" and "will one day be in the history books for the lead up to the second american civil war" or whatever but like the star on the minnesota flag makes him look like a mad scientist is anyone else seeing this

me when I lie

just a reminder as we enter a new era of journalists vs. trannies: if a guy tries to quote dunk you and goes on a whole like 25 post thread about you but doesn't bother to check your pronouns it can be assumed that he's acting in bad faith and you should just tell him to eat your farts

you know how on the highway anyone driving faster than you is a maniac and anyone driving slower than you is an idiot? this is also how breast size works in my brain. bigger boobs than me? can’t be considered small. smaller boobs than me? can’t be considered big.

gender affirming shirt chest graphic cracking

do you think if I had to get teeth removed they'd let me keep them to make earrings or a necklace

The dark abacus... Once again..

I love this guy he makes such good videos

sex is not only better with the added element of moral fear, but also this forces the sex-haver to put it in its place, chinese room style. in this way, sex is like someone's dotfiles. a user's vimrc can be thought of as their digital penis. and their digital footprint? he's a toes guy.

what's everyone's favorite obscure slur?

ywnbag (you will never be a gooner)

can I just say this is a fantastically bizarre time to come into possession of a pair of very large breasts. sometimes I feel like real life was replaced by the episode of nathan for you w/ the bodyguard that has a fixation on very large breasts. it feels like we're all living in his reality show

what is the crime? posting a take? a mildly lukewarm take?

that splitgate guy will forever live in my head as the guy who said "i'm sick of playing the same FPS every year. we're releasing a free-to-play battle royale live-service shooter today."