unethical life pro tip give your friend gender dysphoria so the resulting psychotic depression makes them make really good posts

the driving pooner

this is affirmation that murder is actually a profound act of love and devotion

Sometimes when someone is typing à message, I start typing just to make them stop and expect a message, then I don't send anything and once they resume typing, I start typing again

dysphoria takes such stupid forms sometimes like what do you mean I'm sad I've never been taken dancing by a hot guy. I don't even like dancing! I think!

it only counts as a real orgasm if it comes from the prostate region of my ass otherwise it's just sparkling ruining

rorschach tests are cool in concept but in practice i don't really see the point in showing me 17 images of tall and strong women calling me a dumb slut

It’s only a twink phase if you were getting railed otherwise it’s sparkling chalamet

Goofy Hyucking Mickey From Behind While Donald Quacks Off In The Corner (User Generated Series, 2026)

I'm not rly sure I could be "not trans" but it would be cool to be afab insofar as that's a thing that exists ig. hard to say if it would actually be better or just different dysphoria. like who's to say I wouldn't have horrendous periods and curse my uterus every night, y'know?

u kno ai-gen isnt allowed because this is a honeypot for training data to create more believable short form videos without having the well poisoned

look at my little mc mountain house (u cant actually see inside it yet but ill figure out how to do that) mc.meow.zone#world:-41:65...

do you think you would be better or worse at surviving outdoors than someone 3000 years ago? For me I think better because I watched a lot of youtube where a guy pretends to live outside

we did not dare, did not dread being this fucking right about @nytimes.com and their anti trans billionare child raping friends. I hope that Hell is real just so that I can watch it burn every single one of your rotten souls to dust.

new username new handle

noooo don't respond NXDOMAIN your so sexy aha

did you notice that every dogshit person is taking the epstein leaks as an opportunity to drop the mask? this is why these times are useful. pay attention to who people actually are and not just the lies they tell when it doesn't matter

hard drive check on aisle 5

praying for a second stroke 🙏

under communism every woman can dress like hillary clinton

what if his name was boob iger and he was just for the ladies

oh so I really did just feel bad yesterday bc I was late on my shot OOPS

iunno i just feel like if you were actually sad about having no friends you wouldnt add rape victims to lists implying they're 'rapist rights activists' but i guess we're all responding to the epstein leaks in our own ways

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can we go back to talking about men who we want to fuck and then kill us that was fun

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i forgot how much i hate the plex database schema

Glizzies for world peace

saying you're "afraid" of trans women because they remind you of your failure is basically cottagecore flavoring for discourse

sad fact of reality - some men pretend to be trans women by wearing their skin. the reason ns discourse spirals out of control every time is because a lot of trans ppl want to believe he is not a man because the alternative would be that they wasted their energy on a liar

ns drama sucks ass because you can just be a weird dyke with facial hair but you need to actually be a dyke and own it but every fucking repper has the same goddamn repper beard and it makes me feel nauseous by association

all my opps are strip mining for a good dunk at y=12 none of these bitches ever updated to caves and cliffs

the reason pinnochio's nose grew when he called himself a real boy is because she's actually a girl

be honest would u let the blues brother pope withhold medicine from u

*discourse voice* turing tests are ableist

im gonna morb

i hope the new york times kills itself

we need more big planes

this website is run by people who make inspector clouseau look competent. Jay might actually be dumber than Steve Huffman. all I can think abt w/ Aaron is that I remember the days when the community facing reddit admin was cupcake1713 & she was awesome & didn't constantly shoot herself in the foot

on bluesky, you can’t even say “i hope u die” you have to say “enjoy the camps”

thinking about getting felt up by a married man and feeling the smooth coolness of the engagement ring on his big dilf hands glide across my body. im also thinking about taco bell dorito shell taco from taco bell

modded minecraft appeals to the male power fantasy of hitting an annoying fly with a sword

wait is this what ppl mean by a feeling of breast fullness...

all of you are very annoying but i also am very annoying

it's impossible to take any of you seriously as bimbos. you're too razor sharp. Legally Blond energy.

my boobs hurt :(

(my inner monologue bracing for the next shock): this is gonna hurt. ok just breath. in and out. imagine you're on the beach. stop clenching your jaw. relax your face muscles. slow breaths. it'll be ok. My electrologist's inner monologue:

oh my God he's literally doing the mussolini thing

gender affirming boundary violation

if your "anti transphobia" blocklist is mostly trans women you have fucked it bad