we need to allow heterosexuals into the gay community

the primary threat to American democracy is fascists like this that pretend to support democracy but actually fall over themselves to advocate for blue hitler

an entire generation of liberals had their brains broken by the most obvious nazi psyop imaginable (third way) but of course because they're addicted to the feeling of being smarter than everyone else outright refuse to see what's staring them right in the face

I’m not going to get into this again but the defund the police critique remains complete bullshit yes we can was nonspecific lock her up doesn’t lay out why or for what make america great again couldn’t be less specific this critique is pure reactionary nonsense filtered through pundits

least obvious false flag:

if you need me I'll be cackling for the rest of the day

monday: wow I can't believe this white guy called these black people the n word at an awards show that's messed up wednesday: the baftas are an illegitimate institution and needs to be destroyed with great haste lest this cavalcade of cynical marketing nonsense repeat itself

People with Tourette’s should be taught decoy racial slurs

hiiii im a hard drive :3 thanks for checking on me i love spinning for you and holding your data here's my SMART info!!!! i have 43 bad sectors btw *SUDDENLY DIES*

who could have foreseen that famed 2003 flash animation "End of Ze World" would be a self-fulfilling prophecy

there is yuri happening at your local library. i promise you. im not saying there's yuri literature there - there is of course but that's besides the point. im telling u that your local library currently has a slowburn yuri plot unfolding with some people who visit the library often. i guarantee it.

why are any of you watching the State of the Union when you could be walking into a screening of Nirvanna: The Band The Show The Movie right now like I am

the BBC will edit out any mention of "Free Palestine" to protect the feelings of Biritish Jews, but with a two-hour delay and a specific request to do so will not edit out the n-word being screamed out. k.

yaoi

so like, hot take maybe but if you do not list pronouns on your profile anywhere you do not get to accuse people of misgendering you or 'conditional gendering' if they don't guess right on the first try. that's the shit transphobes accuse us of doing as a strawman argument and seems extremely sus.

remember that time charlie got kirked

little known fact: in titanfall 2, the "EPG" stands for "Enis Penis Genis" as a subtle homage to Fry's cuckold Grandpa Enis in Futurama

tgirl with a flanderization kink be like I expan-diddly-anded my booberinos

they should make a version of buddhism where you can be California sober and call it bud-ism

acting like there are more kinky queer people than kinky straight people is insane. hetscum outnumber us like 10:1 do you really think kink skews that hard be serious

transsexual: [talks about transsexual things] person named CryptidGoblinGremlinChaosQueer: hmm how can i make this about me

lesbian sex repost you agree

“go hit your meth pipe” you are so far gone in your sexual obsession with children that you do not understand how depraved you look trying to compare smoking meth to your sexual obsession with children, and the child sexual development statistics you keep in your bookmarks to argue about kid breasts

the answer here of course is to just bully straight people

wrong. the point of pride is to tell straight people to kill themselves

kink shouldn't be allowed at pride because then kinky straight people will think they're queer and before you know it your pride is a ren faire

what if it was dork money and it was just for the fellas in suspenders and bowties

catboy ray william johnson be like doin nya mom doin doin nya mom doin doin nya mom doin doin nya mom doin doin nya mom doin doin nya mom doin doin nya mom doin doin nya mom doin doin nya mom doin doin nya mom doin doin nya mom doin doin nya mom doin doin nya mom you know we straight doin nya mom

happy twin peaks day to all who celebrate!!!

Men are too emotional for politics and finance.

nymag using "fujoing out" reminds me of this post

indian nazis piss me off so much tbh like grow a fucking self preservation instinct you fucking dunce you are subhuman the white supremacists you are surrounded by think of you as untouchable

LIBERALS: "If you think Gavin Newsom hates trans people you need to look at his record" HIS RECORD:

A man with Coprolaliac Tourette’s Syndrome (award-nominated for a film about his disorder) yelling the N-word at Black actors on stage, is an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. A trolley problem for a new era. It’s a Woke 2.0 cosmic test of some kind. Too on the nose to engage with.

this entire situation was crafted by the BAFTA hosts to create discourse and drive up the amount of press for their show. absolutely ghoulish behavior, they straight up used this guy's disability for shock value and directed it at two black men on stage to milk an intersectional oppositional framing

getting really sick of my friends telling me the cursed blade is warping my mind. it's LITERALLY fine. i can stop fucking using it whenever i want. i think they're just jealous. like they know it'd corrupt them but i'm clearly stronger than its influence. in fact, i'm stronger than all of them...

and to cap off a shitty day I chipped a nail kms

flight cancelations are transmisogyny :(

nascar sucks so bad when you can just turn people with no repercussions i wish someone would just turn hocevar every single race until he learns to drive

every time there's trans woman with a beard discourse it feels like it was made in a lab to have every side involved piss me off like ok sorry for existing wrong I guess 👍

the human brain is so funny like what do you mean if you don't eat and stay hydrated sometimes you'll just get intrusive thoughts about how nobody likes you and everyone wishes you'd disappear. imagine if when your computer hit a power limit it started asking if u were mad at it and saying sorry

feels like you always have the nicest dreams when you're way oversleeping

#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

the weed scaremongering article is especially funny to me as someone who just quit. like yeah it's not good for kids to get into high potency cannabis but the way it's written is so fucking obnoxious. meanwhile the avg response on socials is CORRELATION != CAUSATION which is also nonsensical

ray kurzweil is a stupid hack but the singularity is real and happened sometime around 2015 when the internet stopped being downstream of real life and real life started being downstream of the internet

like this post if you’re currently pooping (no cheating)

the trans women on this website are so unbelievably stupid how do you reinvent youngshit/oldhon without taking 200 milliseconds to think about what you're doing first. unreal