it's oh boy 5 am and that means it's time for me to attention whore. pretend it's tummy tuesday again

"are women bourgeois" is funny until you have to suffer through everybody being dead serious about "trans women are bourgeois"

damn u know ur shit is noxious when sircmpwn is saying this lmfao

this website owns

bush era simpsons is crazy because it's 50/50 extremely obvious christofascist propaganda/blatant advertisement for another fox property. it's only tolerable at all because some of the jokes are actually funny

idk what it is that driving does to people but i’m convinced the psychic effect of driving is one fundamental cause for the american decline by way of the effect it has had on how people prioritize things and what they value most. this + the car as both symbol and reqmt for freedom = death cult

apropos of nothing, thinking about the time I got really mad at a friend for saying the word theyfab and then started hormones literally 2 months later

we need to talk about how bisexuals are basically the straight people of pansexual people. compulsory bisexuality is a tool of white supremacy

Yes you did

translated from rich dipshit: "hello, I like money"

okay, tbf, it's honestly fucking hilarious that it's the 'LGB+' community now and trump is having them drop the 'T' but keep the '+' at the end. that's such a good bit. you gotta hand it to him. it IS funny.

dude have you ever heard of this thing called genital dysphoria? dude it’s fucking awesome my girl never asks me to go down on her

ya know, the more i hear about this “Hitler” guy, the more i don’t care for him. seems like a real jerk! ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

They've lost the 9yos

im bisexual in that I like both bisexuals (people that got confusingly aroused by AvP) and pansexuals (people who really really really like steven universe homestuck and danganronpa)

the part of my brain that’s entirely brainrot just spat out “flintencrantz and steelenstern are lit”

bi lesbian in that i'm a lesbian who plays hades

assigned woman by dating app users

why the FUCK do straight men keep liking me on dating apps MAKE IT MAKE SENSE MAKE IT FUCKING MAKE SENSE

they've figured the ideal music for air combat and it's progressive metal but the jazzy guitar solos are replaced with saxophone solos

now I'm not saying that if you don't like me and love me and laugh at all my bits and buy me things and tell me I'm pretty that you're racist, I'm JUST saying you're not doing yourself any favors

no okay so hear me out right. picking shaun king as his racefaking name was a stroke of genius so that when china takes over he can move to chongqing and be the correspondent from chongqing shaun king

women will go out of their way to violate boundaries so they can virtue signal about how much they value consent and not see the inherent contradiction in their behavior

btw word of advice to the normal people out there, when someone tells you not to interact with them on discord, that means don't show up in their bluesky mentions to misrepresent and antagonize them like this 👍

it owns that my local trans bar night is run by and full of the exact kinds of people who should not be running or part of a bar night (people with severe undiagnosed anxiety disorders)

pornsick male degenerate perverts? oh my God that's horrible. thats terrible. and these pornsick male degenerate perverts, where are they? because they're not in my dms where they SHOULD be

never forget what woke took from us

They believe in cancel culture because they have desires and obsessions that they know are disgusting and antithetical to human life itself, but they hold onto them as who they are instead of taking cognition to be a disease and making peace with it.

the potion seller is hondosing me

For years I've been knocking around a story concept in which a person finds out that a team of feds is tracking everything they do so they start intentionally passively radicalizing the federal agents through their behavior

bad news everyone, according to the phishing account in my dms, my account is going to be taken down and bsky is sending me to jail anyone wanna confess their undying love to me before i get sentenced to the PS2 memory card dimension for 20 years?

tfw when u live in the united kingdom where they're trying to snuff out transsexuality & ur "friends" w/ the trans version of an ex-gay & rly mad abt being made fun of for falling for the most obvious grift around being a cis woman ever ('detrans') so u send shutin children to fight ur battles for u

tfw when you create the machine that generates bullshit and then people use it to generate bullshit

it's kinda hard to come away w/ any conclusion other than "the official policy position of bluesky is to protect transphobes and also to use minorities employed at the company as discourse shields whenever its pointed out that this is a bad policy" like I can't read this quote post any other way

instructions on how to DIY your own ivermectin and leucovorin printed on 8.5x11 letter paper and stapled call that a maga zine

*explaining baudrillard to a millennial voice* okay forget about the matrix. have you ever played metal gear solid and metal gear solid 2: sons of liberty?

this article was written by professional pedophile apologist jesse singal? lmfao?

what if he was neil sissyrega and he was just for the dolls

imagine writing an extremely forced analogy on how trans women are like a counterfeit currency that everyone is forced to accept as legitimate bc of wokeness and ppl reading that and being like "no hatred here, just facts!"

dating apps are actual hell man how the fuck can you be solo poly and a relationship anarchist and also recently married MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

It would be most apt to call this a crime of pawssion

why be a bottom or a top when u could be both

350cc implants actually help with boymoding

Another day, another FAKE study about Trans — totally misrepresented by the Corrupt Media to push their phony panic stories from YEARS ago. Those stories turned out to be 100% WRONG, but they keep lying anyway. DISGRACEFUL!!! Maybe time for the FCC to take a VERY STRONG look at this?

im sexualizing the boymoder hoodie and you can't stop me

why the fuck is it called ska and not mozzarella stick theme music anyway

they should rename pop punk to pizza party music

what if it was cum41 and it was abt 4 dudes each blowing 10.25 loads

getting off ssris is a real mixed bag. on the one hand I'm not going back and I prefer the sense of clarity but on the other hand its really slamming me in the face with dysphoria. I can't think of a better way to phrase it than pain flashbacks or maybe a painful emotional memory

Shoutout my histrionic girls theres nothing wrong with us making everyone else’s lives interesting