iunno i just feel like if you were actually sad about having no friends you wouldnt add rape victims to lists implying they're 'rapist rights activists' but i guess we're all responding to the epstein leaks in our own ways

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can we go back to talking about men who we want to fuck and then kill us that was fun

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i forgot how much i hate the plex database schema

Glizzies for world peace

saying you're "afraid" of trans women because they remind you of your failure is basically cottagecore flavoring for discourse

sad fact of reality - some men pretend to be trans women by wearing their skin. the reason ns discourse spirals out of control every time is because a lot of trans ppl want to believe he is not a man because the alternative would be that they wasted their energy on a liar

ns drama sucks ass because you can just be a weird dyke with facial hair but you need to actually be a dyke and own it but every fucking repper has the same goddamn repper beard and it makes me feel nauseous by association

all my opps are strip mining for a good dunk at y=12 none of these bitches ever updated to caves and cliffs

the reason pinnochio's nose grew when he called himself a real boy is because she's actually a girl

be honest would u let the blues brother pope withhold medicine from u

*discourse voice* turing tests are ableist

im gonna morb

i hope the new york times kills itself

we need more big planes

this website is run by people who make inspector clouseau look competent. Jay might actually be dumber than Steve Huffman. all I can think abt w/ Aaron is that I remember the days when the community facing reddit admin was cupcake1713 & she was awesome & didn't constantly shoot herself in the foot

on bluesky, you can’t even say “i hope u die” you have to say “enjoy the camps”

thinking about getting felt up by a married man and feeling the smooth coolness of the engagement ring on his big dilf hands glide across my body. im also thinking about taco bell dorito shell taco from taco bell

modded minecraft appeals to the male power fantasy of hitting an annoying fly with a sword

wait is this what ppl mean by a feeling of breast fullness...

all of you are very annoying but i also am very annoying

it's impossible to take any of you seriously as bimbos. you're too razor sharp. Legally Blond energy.

my boobs hurt :(

(my inner monologue bracing for the next shock): this is gonna hurt. ok just breath. in and out. imagine you're on the beach. stop clenching your jaw. relax your face muscles. slow breaths. it'll be ok. My electrologist's inner monologue:

oh my God he's literally doing the mussolini thing

gender affirming boundary violation

if your "anti transphobia" blocklist is mostly trans women you have fucked it bad

Discourse voice: transmisogyny affects him deeply because as a cis man who posts rape porn at women, he needs people to understand the trans women he victimizes are women — otherwise people might think he's gay, which ascribes the wrong sexual orientation to him and is basically conversion therapy.

[imagining an alternate reality where everyone hates me] why does everyone hate me :'(

blowing my brains out with babish

I think if someone ever bought me babish branded cookware I would kill myself

actually enjoying working on something after spending months in an anhedonic haze is rly nice actually

snuffbait queen mistreating her subjects as a form of bratting

does anyone wanna play modded 1.21 minecraft i decided i wanted to try create and minecolonies. its got biomes o plenty and pams harvestcraft so you can make funny foods

sorry, just read 'older man' and got so horny my brain turned off

I hate when someone asks me, “How's it going". “Good” ? Presumably better before you compelled me to distort my raw experience into language !

broke: meangirls group chat woke: transsexual assimilationist passoid clique bespoke: luckshit gigastacy consentoid friendcel deep state

wah wah wah it might have fucked with my holiday plans abloo abloo this is how you expect teenagers with spring break plans to act jesus christ. what are these staffers DOING

I'm not about to stop being a metalhead just because I'm growing breasts, the combat boots aren't going anywhere

cat just fell off while trying to jump up onto her cat tree poor thing

how will think bluesky works

you know now that ive switched to edibles due to oral surgery recovery my lungs feel infinitely better and i don't feel like im out of breath going for a walk this probably doesn't mean anything feel free to keep vaping and smoking

The point of transition isn’t to become an uwu beautiful uwu lady or hunk of a man (it’s nice if that happens tho). The life of an ugly and Whole woman is worth living. It is misogyny to believe that only the life of a beautiful woman is worth living. You have to become Whole.

Controlled Opposition (noun phrase): An individual/group which poses as the political opposition to a dominant political group, but which is quietly controlled by that group. By acting as purely symbolic opposition to the dominant group, controlled opposition ensures the success of that group.

>log into my microshart account >go to microshart.com/link to add a login token to fucking prism launcher >enter the code from prism launcher >see this shit bravo satya nadella your vibe coded dogshit fucked up deployment of ntpd or something on whatever machine this runs on kyskyskyskys

worst part of playing minecraft is figuring out what your fucking microsoft account login is