I really wanna make a joke about how Tylenol is only scientifically proven to help arthritis but it’s so niche it will confuse people no matter what kind of joke I make it (this is a real fact but only bc the use case is basically impossible to have a control for ‘whenever you hurt’)

tbf this isn’t ‘proof’ but, we went on a cruise and there were some of the crew speaking in their native language as we got on the same elevator and they all apologized to us for not speaking in English and I was so uncomfortable because why should you apologize for speaking your own language? Well,

quick question does being raptured count as PTO or sick leave

The guy pushing Leucovorin for autism (Frye) works closely and repeatedly with the guy who pushed heavy metal chelation for autism (Rossignol), a practice that has actually killed children.

Marmalade Update: Marmo is having Sink Time

women watching gal gadot movies and men watching guy gadot, thats the future conservatives want

Bc the parrots really do eat them all

Like I appreciate occasional politicians or ‘famous people’ on here if they’re engaging in any good faith but I’m fully on team everyone on here is just regular people, bc then we also have to treat each other like people. Twitter was for sure making people forget how to.

Everybody is irrelevant on Bluesky that's the beauty of it

sometimes you see something so evangelical that it takes your breath away

so honored to get to give my official Letterboxd Top 4!!

The world: imploding, fighting, spiraling. Me: here’s a nice picture of my cat, you’re welcome.

let’s start calling sweatpants, pajama pants, and any other non-constricting soft pants “boneless pants”

Rest peacefully king

barely legal olive oil

the best part of that argument is essentially just openly admitting that they want their powerful friend protected from any consequence even if he’s guilty

im old enough to remember when they formed a department of government efficiency to root out corruption

I also have a case right now, I am not joking, where another attorney argued - and a judge agreed - that a Muslim litigant should not be able to reschedule a deposition noticed for Eid because it's not a court holiday and none of the attorneys are Muslim. Things are getting BAD.

In case you're wondering how it's going, I was just told that taking off for Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur is discriminating against Christian opposing counsel.

parenting is literally just saying “wow that was awesome bud!” when your kid does some mundane thing

I have cystic fibrosis, and I don't know many others here on Bluesky, but I'd like to make cf friends. If you have the cfs, then comment and say hi.

ah good, they've made it spooky for me

idk if disney/sinclair/nexstar understand how bad they fucked up by angering the disney influencers. i don’t fear god or kpop stans but i do fear disney adults.

It was pretty weird to hear an Orthodox Jew have a friendly conversation with a neo-Nazi in which they basically rehashed every neo-Nazi talking point about Jews and the media that I've become very familiar with during my research into the history of American fascism. bsky.app/profile/seth...

omg wtf I literally had emotional death off before bc I always feel like they are super unexpected like I swear he didn't have a single playful moodlet??

Pissing myself off over my once a year McDonald’s by imagining the employees get in trouble if my McGriddle M is facing the wrong way out

The pocket computer is for fun — posting, doomscrolling, podcasts, talking to friends. The big computer is for business — sending email, paying bills, anything in Concur.

Torn between agreeing with him as an enjoyer of the arts and wanting to spite him as a rowdy colonial

this exists it is called thinking

well this postponement will certainly make the report seem more trustworthy!

I have a mod for ts4 that allows me to change my work schedule to a select set of time slots and so I just finished term 2/3 of uni for my sim, and so now I’m going to have him work the active scientist career and pretend it’s the equivalent of him doing an internship and as long as he completes

They object to the tone of your speech when they can’t object to the content of it. @hirono.senate.gov

Guys this is what I do when I get intoxicated alone, watch science videos

Any Elder Bluesky Elders remember if medical misinformation was better or worse back when Listerine made your mouth hurt? Working on a theory based on @hankgreen.bsky.social ‘s theory m.youtube.com/watch?v=QC9g...

the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare

just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

H may not the best letter, but she is MY letter

Nate Silver has to be running like three separate accounts on here that all have no followers or some shit because this man is obsessed. I post on Bluesky all fucking day and I don’t find this website halfway as captivating as he does.

At Yale, Vance attended a lecture by a billionaire that changed his life. He saw negative comments about the movie adaptation of his book. Then a “falling out with the elites.” The elites are not Yale or the billionaire. The elites are movie reviewers. That is really their conception of “elites.”

Help

on this site, absolutely on Twitter, likely but I feel if someone showed a Facebook post of someone saying this my fear is they are just genuinely that cooked

ooohhhhhh Project 2025 as in THIS year