One-piece bathing suits are hotter than bikinis 😤💕

If this gets one like I'll smoke more weed 😏💚 (I'm gonna like it)

CONGRATS! 🥰

Lord Calvert goes down SMOOTH, this is dangerous 😏 you Canadians do a damn good whiskey! 🥃💚

Even tho I haven't seen every moots face, I just imagine y'all are cute, pretty, handsome, or GORGEOUS 💕 even if you don't think so, I think you're perfect the way you are!

We're drinking Canadian tonight because the US sucks ass 😤💕

I should have a drink or two tonight 🤔 not sloppy, but enough to feel SOCIAL lolol

Gonna trim my beard tomorrow so I look fuckable 😤💕

Why should I work when I could be rotting in bed? 😔

😎😎😎😘

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My DMs are open to my mooties, but you must pay the toll of one forehead kiss or butt slap 💕 I also take "good boy" :3

OMG I just realized yesterday was my one year of being on Bluesky...time flies when you're surrounded by degenerates and goofballs 🥰💕 love y'all to death!

God forbid a man wants dicked down by a pretty girl 😔

I'm a bit of a bottom I guess 🤭💕 who wants me?

Good morning oomfies (and especially to all the bottoms on my feed today lolol) 💕 hope everyone got their beauty sleep, let's all have a wonderful dayyyy!! 😘🥰 Sending love and smooches to all my cuties

we can hold hands while we do it :3

The hottest thing you can do for your partner is listen (and maybe butt stuff) 💕

My astrological sign is Cancer...do with that what you will, heathens 😤💕

When the going gets tough, the tough get fucking 😤😤😤

Constantly fighting the urge to buy myself a lil' treat 😭💕

me turning into the biggest sub and sweetheart the second a trans girl or trans guy flirts with me 👀💕 like yessss babes, I'm here to serve 🥹

where they get this pic of me

here's a selfie

I don't care if you're skinny, short, tall, or chubby...I WANNA USE YOUR THIGHS AS EARMUFFS 💕

or boy 👀

I may be masc af, but I'm one of the girls too 💕

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Good morning cutie pies 💕 hope y'all got plenty of sleep and woke up feeling rested 😘 it be cold af here, so I'm gonna stay warm under the covers for a bit lolol love y'all!

Should I smoke more weed? RHETORICAL QUESTION 😘💕

I am scared of people, but also I love people

You know what... I'm feeling generous and not at all like a hoe...here's my ass! 👀 (10 likes is close to 20, right?)