Summer lovin It’s really a blast Remember when we had Hope jobs and cash

the baileys are smiling down on him from heaven

im training a muscle no fascist ever has: my mind

Sam Altman should be charged with murder.

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my 4 yo asked me "whats elon musks least favorite 'teen? a guillotine!!"

Banger episode this week!

now that she killed the queen and got randy andy fired she is free

getting my hands chopped off for not doubling it and giving it to the next person at mr beast world

finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."

tesla shareholders literally did not have a choice here. either keep inflating the bubble or pop

is my ceiling ok?

to the Woker andrew cuomo eating shit is "funny"

this worked

assault with a breadly weapon is legal again

trumps posture be like "he knows what he did"

Calipers Bros, we are so back.

they only need to kill 750 thousand people to hit this target

nbd that's just someone rfk jr made healthy again

The fuckers got away with it. The company. The people who made the decisions. All of them. They got away with killing hundreds for the sake of a few cents per share of increased earnings. 🤬

wild how obama gave him way too much credit

Her jersey will be hung from the NYSE rafters

ny post: muslim communist opens dangerous portal in the heart of new york city

chuck schumer resign bitch

The last time New York had a decent mayor was Giuliani, over two decades ago. Say what you will about him (you younger people only know what's become of him after leaving office), but he really did clean up the city. He oversaw the removal of its two biggest eyesores.

zohran easily the highlight of the mets 2025 season

i dislike it because the season where they convinced google to move their global hq to pawnee indiana was extremely cringe

so he definitely has dementia right

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

the term for a person from new york is no longer new yorkian. its now Habibi

i know obama let a lot of us down but mamdani really IS a socialist muslim immigrant for real

if you think zohran underperformed compared to moderate democrats, you should look at the moderate democrat he ran against

lol

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

the vibe on twitter is so bad the racist coffee companies are beefing over who is more woke

Debra Messing has just boarded a flight carrying a box cutter

if you think zohran underperformed compared to moderate democrats, you should look at the moderate democrat he ran against

a Discovery feed but it's Crashouts could fix us

they came up with a third place and it's just campaigning for zohran lol

the white house ballroom just got 10,000 sq ft bigger

Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/

This is the face of the Democratic leadership, our party's leader in the fight against fascism: He voted for the guy Trump supports and he's too much of a chickenshit to admit it. Vive la Résistance!

why focus on all that negative stuff? he was also an avid whittler

unfortunately he wasn't the one who suffered the consequences

is there a feed for this

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

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