acabylon bee
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im beginning to think a middle schooler may have accidentally swapped talent with aaron judge
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i fucking hate netflix sports. i hope whoever booked bert kreischer stubs their toe
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Sean Marshall
about 6 hours ago
1488 Jump Street
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best interviewer in baseball
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The Most Adorable Interview You'll See | Francisco and Kalina Lindor
YouTube video by New York Mets
https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=k4XfOSrZVuOnsoxd&v=To6C6dZNrbU&feature=youtu.be
about 5 hours ago
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we are all giants fans on this blessed day
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about 5 hours ago
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we shouldn't be distracting people from looking at their phones
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about 6 hours ago
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this is why sinners was so good..they effortlessly explained via title that everyone was a sinner
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about 6 hours ago
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lauren
about 8 hours ago
when you raise gas prices you're killing the american dream for the 300 million people in this country for whom their only chance is to get hit by a Lamborghini and an eight figure payout
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i think he meant (((big pharma)))
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about 7 hours ago
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im on it
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about 7 hours ago
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about 10 hours ago
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wow thank you mark for sharing this very real tweet from "realdotardtrump" with satire watermarks. i think your brain is possibly more fried than bidens
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about 13 hours ago
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he bought a popular social media company to elect republicans and donated millions of dollars to republican campaigns. what the fuck are you talking about
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about 13 hours ago
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@safety.bsky.app
this user is glorifying fantasy violence. please suspend their account
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about 14 hours ago
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BREAKING: A roving pack of woke police dogs has killed ICE agents in several different airports earlier today. They appear to be on a path headed to Mar-A-Lago.
about 14 hours ago
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BREAKING: Earlier today, two different ICE agents in different airports tazed themselves in the balls and died.
1 day ago
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fun trivia question is if you go directly south from downtown detroit in a straight line what's the first foreign country you hit (its canada)
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about 15 hours ago
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bleak shit. we are failing our children massively in every way
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about 15 hours ago
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comrade mamdani please take over the airports and let the guardian angels run security
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about 15 hours ago
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you're sharing that broadcast clip without expressed written permission of the milwaukee brewers. im calling the police
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about 16 hours ago
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please keep it in your bedroom. i shouldn't have to explain yankees fans to my kids
about 16 hours ago
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ice not doing anything at the airport is probably the best possible outcome
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about 16 hours ago
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everyone is 12 theory undefeated
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about 16 hours ago
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this is important. this is about where they're going to pregame on whiskey friday
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about 16 hours ago
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Madeline Sophia Luther π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π³π΄
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this is not a gender thing. insider trading is just legal for politicians. nancy pelosi is literally one of wall streets greatest portfolio managers
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about 16 hours ago
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it's good that felons are allowed to vote actually. they should let more felons vote
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about 16 hours ago
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boycotting sora didn't shut it down. sora was $15 million in the red every day it got used, and this just got worse with more usage so shout out to the real heroes, people who generated videos with sora
about 17 hours ago
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democrats 2020: we're not donald trump democrats 2022: we're not donald trump democrats 2024: we're not donald trump democrats 2026: we're not donald trump democrats 2028: we're not donald trump
about 17 hours ago
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he was literally a former president. you can't get more qualified
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about 18 hours ago
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BREAKING: Earlier today, two different ICE agents in different airports tazed themselves in the balls and died.
1 day ago
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amy brown
1 day ago
uh oh
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the worst part of the modern era is people insisting im posting ai images no! i doctored them by hand
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Millie K., Roleplay Mouse
1 day ago
Goddammit, my brain screamed at me to make this and I wouldn't know peace until I did.
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Daniel Golson
1 day ago
"What you made with Sora mattered" is one of the least true things that has ever been written
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tom homan is what jk rowling would name a character that is a human
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what if sora became so smart it killed itself
1 day ago
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sora committed sewer slide
1 day ago
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i was right too where's my shout-out
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1 day ago
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they're sending bluesky users to the front lines..its so over chat
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1 day ago
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this would explain gavin newsom and john fetterman imo
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1 day ago
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2 days til opening day
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1 day ago
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what if reacher beating up a random suburban maga douchebag is just viral marketing for season 4
1 day ago
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donald trump did more for electric vehicles than joe biden ever did... dems getting outflanked on the environment from the left by trump
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π½LOLGOPπ½
1 day ago
*Zack de la Rocha nods*
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if anything she's too young. why vote for her over a centenarian
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don't they have to put rule 5 players on the major league team?
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1 day ago
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Mr. Okay Guy
1 day ago
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb
1 day ago
Apparently the most potent example of the "purge" of Jews from public life in Canada that he could come up with is a senior doctor *resigning* from a position because he didn't like hearing "condemnations of and expressions of moral disgust toward β¦ Israel."
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ice has been helping keep tsa lines short by scaring people from flying
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