never attribute to malice or stupidity that which can be explained by malice and stupidity

oh really? explain jd vance then

this is the first time elon ever claimed something that panned out

In a poker game, the most frustrating opponent is one who is so inexperienced/incompetent/inebriated that they don’t even know whether or not they have a good hand. Which is also what it’s like trying to parse these DOJ social media missives.

at this point i think sally just has a fetish for getting yelled at. help her out ig

It’s called Holland

it would motivate me to vote in the midterms if democrats were saying this

Dear Jared from the Subway commercials, Jeffrey Epstein here, writing to talk about our close friend President Donald J. Trump. Like you, he shares an insatiable prediliction for "eating fresh." (To be clear, that is a euphemism for pedophilia.) Hope all is well! P.S. Do you have Jimmy Savile's #?

this technically does count as suicide. suicide by trump

beginning to understand why they killed him

Hahahaha

design instructions were to take a cybertruck and make it float

fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark

tattoos are like makeup on steroids tho

i think it's time to relieve barbra streisand of her burden. it's now called the bari weiss effect

The 60 Minutes report on CECOT that Bari Weiss censored is now internet contraband

so the two notable programming moves bari weiss has made at CBS are... airing an interview nobody watched and not airing a 60 Minutes segment that everybody watched. it's like she's satirizing herself

you couldn't post this today

@gogo.goatse.social made you a flag

Making a fruit salad for the BlueSky moderation team

i said earlier that bari weiss wouldn't get fired for killing this story because that's what the ellisons hired her to do but i take it back, she might get fired for doing such a bad job killing it

Well I’ll give Bari Weiss this: she figured out how to get millions of people to watch 60 Minutes on a Monday

w*ll st*nc*l enjoys getting yelled at and i will simply not participate in his fetish

won't this cause a mass wave of illegal immigration from people who want $3000

"Get the principals on camera" is such a telling phrase here, because it tells us that for Weiss there's no world in which the victims of these horrific actions can actually be seen as the subjects of the story: They're background noise, and the people who matter are the ones sending them.

the real monster in frankenstein was the people who asked grok to summarize the plot instead of just reading the freaking book

because of all the harassment on bluesky im leaving here and logging on to a healthier platform. what was it called again..checking my notes..oh yes, x the everything app

so funny that they didn't bother changing the sign that was there before, just added "THE DONALD J TRUMP" in a vaguely similar font

burying the story on auschwitz until you sit down with himmler

bari is short for barack hussein

bari weiss will not resign. she's doing the job they are paying her to do

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

im beginning to suspect that all cops might be bastards

larry ellison buying cbs to run the most expensive catch and kill possible

guy on the street was asking me for money, then he said "im a veteran, not some homeless bum" talked yourself out of a sale buddy

doing civil war reenactments but for the slaying of charlie kirk

jingling all the way implies the existence of jingling to third base

all i want for christmas is for it to happen. you know what

time being broken would explain a lot tho

TIM KAINE IN THE MEMBRANE

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

Chomsky is not wearing his glasses here. He might not have realized it was Jeffrey Epstein

all i want for pissmas is poo

the problem with bluesky is the weird reply guys. we don't have anywhere near enough of them

honestly brilliant move from jake paul leveraging his being annoying as fuck into a career of getting punched in the face

imagine being one of the pedophiles in charge of protecting trump and the anxiety they must have felt when they realized these slipped through

This review of Travis Kelce & Patrick Mahomes’ steakhouse is thoroughly enjoyable:

"she was right about everything!!!" except for defending her pedophile husband and attacking the women he preyed on

Real picture of Kash Patel btw

If you're in line for the Epstein Files, stay in line