(youth pastor voice) you know who else got suspended for doing nothing wrong? that's right, kyle gass

happy mother’s day to dr pepper

i don't see bernie in there.. you are going to hell

whereas this image is good for the environment

Happy Mother's Day from this legend

“After Britain abolished slavery on 1 August 1834, £20m was paid in compensation to enslavers for loss of their “property”. The enslaved people themselves received nothing.”

if you have a bad relationship with your mom i will be your mother this mother's day ❤️ i like best buy giftcards

wrong. democrats are perfect the way they are. voters need to learn to eat shit and like it

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the french were going off when they called blueberries bleuets

they tell you it's normal for water to just fall from the sky. it's not. don't believe their lies

green day played at the super bowl this year btw

awesome website lmao

(muse voice) my plugin hybriiiiid crucifies my enemies

🎶 come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga 🎶

wokely arguing that hitler was right. this ain't it chief

its like getting shoooooooot on the way to the ballroom, and who would have thought it figuuuuuuures

yup lol

right before shavuot too. a bit on the nose

why is biden trending. is he running again? did the ass cancer finally take over his body? is joe biden's ass cancer doing a weekend at bernie's?

YOSSARIAN: I have 51 strikes, sir, the quota is 50 AARON CATHCART: The quota is 55, you have four more strikes

tl;dr: - aaron rodericks name searches and finds someone making fun of him for something he did in fact do - aaron enters a given number of strikes based on how mad that makes him - when too many people get banned they silently raise the number of strikes needed to get banned

it does piss me off! i really hope the democrats hold a primary next time

great now when bluesky goes down we have to ask “was it claud” or “am i banned for something i said 3 years ago”

scenes when he gets arrested for trying to fill up the popemobile in new jersey

We need to hug and kiss Bluesky moderators.

is this ai or is kyle kulinski bleaching his hair

if you made a founding father work a 40 hour week in a cubicle he'd kill himself

make bullets out of mifepristone

Happy 10 Year Anniversary of Bartolo Colon hitting a home run to everyone who celebrated youtu.be/OVFsq9FQBlc?...

i love this website

fun fact florida democrats cancelled the 2024 democratic primary. they didn't even bother going through the charade. they just gave their delegates to biden anyway you're right it's the voters fault

Iran keeps cooking our ass with these videos

what next? banning bicycle helmets?

if you were a billionaire what would be your most extravagant purchase? mine would be air bud's jizz

what's wild is kamala could have easily been president but she just loves killing palsestinian children too much

all it took was one burger king meme mentioning a thing that a dev was witnessed doing & they skipped all the damn strikes going straight to the perma wasn’t even stalking or persistent targeting either lol; just one burger king font generator meme

i could have predicted this, the krassensteins are the cybertrucks exact target market (fucking morons)

Surrender your Anal Emma to the government.

the elegant beauty of normal glass bottles is that when they shatter you don't try to drink from them

im sorry but i can't get over how funny it is to put this in your suicide note this is what i would say after going to the opera

if you were a billionaire what would be your most extravagant purchase? mine would be air bud's jizz

can bacteria get into heaven

<aristocrats voice> The Resistance!

if the employee who got caught liking the pornography on here was like 'misclick lol' and left it alone i would have thought it was a misclick. since he's going around suspending anyone who mentions it i do not believe that. i believe he was viewing the pornography lustfully

quite a contrast

quick vibe check, which term is fine to print and which term can only be described as “racial slurs”

i think i would make a great spy, but my politics don't align with anyone who has any real power. best case scenario a DSA chapter hires me to spy on their rival DSA chapter