did they finally look in the mar a lago bathroom

for most americans the economy and immigration are no longer important issues at the ballot box. most voters are asking themselves "who will get the dang ballroom DONE"

REMEMBER: if you jack off on the holidays you go to hell

I'd be delighted to have a hairstylist or a youth soccer coach visit for a night

i don't like any of them

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRINK COFFEE

This Christmas Eve is so cold that I saw a stockbroker SPOONING with Zohran MAMDANI

how does it change us as a nation to experience the violence we gleefully inflict on the rest of the world on ourselves

if your planning on donating to his campaign please let me inspect your wallet first

all i want for christmas is stephen miller to be run over by a garbage truck

fuck it. it's christmas steve this year

never attribute to malice or stupidity that which can be explained by malice and stupidity

oh really? explain jd vance then

this is the first time elon ever claimed something that panned out

In a poker game, the most frustrating opponent is one who is so inexperienced/incompetent/inebriated that they don’t even know whether or not they have a good hand. Which is also what it’s like trying to parse these DOJ social media missives.

at this point i think sally just has a fetish for getting yelled at. help her out ig

It’s called Holland

it would motivate me to vote in the midterms if democrats were saying this

Dear Jared from the Subway commercials, Jeffrey Epstein here, writing to talk about our close friend President Donald J. Trump. Like you, he shares an insatiable prediliction for "eating fresh." (To be clear, that is a euphemism for pedophilia.) Hope all is well! P.S. Do you have Jimmy Savile's #?

this technically does count as suicide. suicide by trump

beginning to understand why they killed him

Hahahaha

design instructions were to take a cybertruck and make it float

fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark

tattoos are like makeup on steroids tho

i think it's time to relieve barbra streisand of her burden. it's now called the bari weiss effect

The 60 Minutes report on CECOT that Bari Weiss censored is now internet contraband

so the two notable programming moves bari weiss has made at CBS are... airing an interview nobody watched and not airing a 60 Minutes segment that everybody watched. it's like she's satirizing herself

you couldn't post this today

@gogo.goatse.social made you a flag

Making a fruit salad for the BlueSky moderation team

i said earlier that bari weiss wouldn't get fired for killing this story because that's what the ellisons hired her to do but i take it back, she might get fired for doing such a bad job killing it

Well I’ll give Bari Weiss this: she figured out how to get millions of people to watch 60 Minutes on a Monday

w*ll st*nc*l enjoys getting yelled at and i will simply not participate in his fetish

won't this cause a mass wave of illegal immigration from people who want $3000

"Get the principals on camera" is such a telling phrase here, because it tells us that for Weiss there's no world in which the victims of these horrific actions can actually be seen as the subjects of the story: They're background noise, and the people who matter are the ones sending them.

the real monster in frankenstein was the people who asked grok to summarize the plot instead of just reading the freaking book

because of all the harassment on bluesky im leaving here and logging on to a healthier platform. what was it called again..checking my notes..oh yes, x the everything app

so funny that they didn't bother changing the sign that was there before, just added "THE DONALD J TRUMP" in a vaguely similar font

burying the story on auschwitz until you sit down with himmler

bari is short for barack hussein

bari weiss will not resign. she's doing the job they are paying her to do

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

im beginning to suspect that all cops might be bastards

larry ellison buying cbs to run the most expensive catch and kill possible

guy on the street was asking me for money, then he said "im a veteran, not some homeless bum" talked yourself out of a sale buddy

doing civil war reenactments but for the slaying of charlie kirk

jingling all the way implies the existence of jingling to third base