im beginning to think a middle schooler may have accidentally swapped talent with aaron judge

i fucking hate netflix sports. i hope whoever booked bert kreischer stubs their toe

1488 Jump Street

best interviewer in baseball

we are all giants fans on this blessed day

we shouldn't be distracting people from looking at their phones

this is why sinners was so good..they effortlessly explained via title that everyone was a sinner

when you raise gas prices you're killing the american dream for the 300 million people in this country for whom their only chance is to get hit by a Lamborghini and an eight figure payout

i think he meant (((big pharma)))

im on it

wow thank you mark for sharing this very real tweet from "realdotardtrump" with satire watermarks. i think your brain is possibly more fried than bidens

he bought a popular social media company to elect republicans and donated millions of dollars to republican campaigns. what the fuck are you talking about

@safety.bsky.app this user is glorifying fantasy violence. please suspend their account

BREAKING: A roving pack of woke police dogs has killed ICE agents in several different airports earlier today. They appear to be on a path headed to Mar-A-Lago.

BREAKING: Earlier today, two different ICE agents in different airports tazed themselves in the balls and died.

fun trivia question is if you go directly south from downtown detroit in a straight line what's the first foreign country you hit (its canada)

bleak shit. we are failing our children massively in every way

comrade mamdani please take over the airports and let the guardian angels run security

you're sharing that broadcast clip without expressed written permission of the milwaukee brewers. im calling the police

please keep it in your bedroom. i shouldn't have to explain yankees fans to my kids

ice not doing anything at the airport is probably the best possible outcome

everyone is 12 theory undefeated

this is important. this is about where they're going to pregame on whiskey friday

this is not a gender thing. insider trading is just legal for politicians. nancy pelosi is literally one of wall streets greatest portfolio managers

it's good that felons are allowed to vote actually. they should let more felons vote

boycotting sora didn't shut it down. sora was $15 million in the red every day it got used, and this just got worse with more usage so shout out to the real heroes, people who generated videos with sora

democrats 2020: we're not donald trump democrats 2022: we're not donald trump democrats 2024: we're not donald trump democrats 2026: we're not donald trump democrats 2028: we're not donald trump

he was literally a former president. you can't get more qualified

BREAKING: Earlier today, two different ICE agents in different airports tazed themselves in the balls and died.

uh oh

the worst part of the modern era is people insisting im posting ai images no! i doctored them by hand

Goddammit, my brain screamed at me to make this and I wouldn't know peace until I did.

"What you made with Sora mattered" is one of the least true things that has ever been written

tom homan is what jk rowling would name a character that is a human

what if sora became so smart it killed itself

sora committed sewer slide

i was right too where's my shout-out

they're sending bluesky users to the front lines..its so over chat

this would explain gavin newsom and john fetterman imo

2 days til opening day

what if reacher beating up a random suburban maga douchebag is just viral marketing for season 4

donald trump did more for electric vehicles than joe biden ever did... dems getting outflanked on the environment from the left by trump

*Zack de la Rocha nods*

if anything she's too young. why vote for her over a centenarian

don't they have to put rule 5 players on the major league team?

Apparently the most potent example of the "purge" of Jews from public life in Canada that he could come up with is a senior doctor *resigning* from a position because he didn't like hearing "condemnations of and expressions of moral disgust toward … Israel."

ice has been helping keep tsa lines short by scaring people from flying