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alan dershowitz: your Honor, my client thought that 12 year old was 21
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as long as he doesnt eat any more of the bad pussy that destroyed his voice
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32 minutes ago
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take venezuela and chinas name out your goddamn mouth
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about 2 hours ago
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do you think andrew cuomo would move back to nyc if he somehow won a recount
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about 2 hours ago
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"some call it statutory but i call it mandatory" is so over the top it's like a line tracy jordan would say on 30 rock. it's like the key and peele scene where the detective is interrogating a suspect who released a rap song detailing the crime
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im sorry but if you can medal with a ruptured acl this is not a real sport. just admit gravity is doing all the work
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about 16 hours ago
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John Cluverius
about 17 hours ago
Jeffrey Epstein was spiritually a Blue Devil
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𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖝 𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖆
about 17 hours ago
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ask ai how many r's there are in strawberry
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about 17 hours ago
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the key to making a good fake post is having it be humorous in some way. or so ive been told. everything i post is real
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about 18 hours ago
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Tiffany C. Li
about 19 hours ago
Anne Frank died from a typhus epidemic that spread through the concentration camp where she was imprisoned.
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where's the apology form for will stancil haters
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about 18 hours ago
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ive seen bigger flash mobs
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about 19 hours ago
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is it too late for turnings points usa to enter a racist dog into the puppy bowl
about 20 hours ago
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bill clinton requesting to testify to congress to ask for further clarification on the definition of the word "is"
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i thought tesla drivers were supposed to be grateful to give their lives for their master just imagine how valuable that data point is
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i don't. he can rot in hell. seriously go fuck yourself
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apparently aipac spent millions opposing the frontrunner in the nj 11 dem primary because he thought military aid to israel should not be unconditional now it looks like analilia mejia, who was the only candidate to say israel is committing genocide, will win thank you comrade aipac
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slate
1 day ago
bill clinton requesting a public congressional hearing is fine or whatever but literally no one is stopping him from speaking publicly now. we know you’re guilty dude take all the other creeps down with you
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Rebel with a Cause
1 day ago
SWORN TESTIMONY!!! June 18, 2016 "I personally witnessed defendant trump telling the plaintiff that she shouldn't ever say anything if she didn't want to dissappear like the 12 year old female ⬛️⬛️⬛️ and that he was capable of having her whole family killed."
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Mike Schuster
1 day ago
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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Jesse Hawken
1 day ago
“Warm… and mandatory”
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izzy
1 day ago
excuse me, she actually ran a great speaking tour and it's your fault she didn't sell all the seats
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👇when you just fell out of a coconut tree
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1 day ago
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Matt the Innocent Guy
2 days ago
Gonna tell my kids this was Kamala Harris
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alexis simpson
2 days ago
before a meal, skeletons like to tell each other BONE appétit (on account of how much skeletons like to fuck)
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Kevin M. Kruse
2 days ago
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Thembo
2 days ago
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my whole theater went crazy when she said this
10 days ago
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which penn station tho i say compromise and give him newark
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2 days ago
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i don't think trump is trying to distract from the epstein files for the simple reason that i don't think he remembers what they are
2 days ago
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
2 days ago
I hope Dems begin to see that moderate or progressive, AIPAC is not our friend. They endorse January 6th insurrectionists. Yet if you so much as suggest the US uphold its own Leahy laws, no matter your record, they will work against you.
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"i have serious concerns 🤓" just say fuck ice
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2 days ago
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ
2 days ago
- KH
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Jesse Hawken
2 days ago
Trump took down the racist photo of the Obamas as apes, which was the right thing to do, it shows he’s willing to listen to criticism and hopefully, HOPEFULLY, learn from it
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April Glick Pulito
3 days ago
dem tea party lfg
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corporate wants you to spot the difference
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2 days ago
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Dave Itzkoff
2 days ago
good to see these stories about progressive politics and sexuality are helping to line the pockets of the [checks notes] Murdoch family
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Jesse Hawken
2 days ago
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Dave Itzkoff
2 days ago
I feel like… The president…. Might not… Consider Black people… …to be his equals
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wait was he racist the whole time? surely not. there would have been signs
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2 days ago
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i thought what happened in vegas was supposed to stay in vegas, your Honor
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Paul F. Tompkins
3 days ago
Mount Rushmore is so stupid that I actually support this. Put a Bored Ape up there, who cares
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making fun of the former vice president? perfectly fine but making fun of a private citizen? thats punching down
3 days ago
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not my ass reading this from the throne
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3 days ago
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wow, nobody could have seen this coming besides most people when you explain what bitcoin is
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