acaballroom bee
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I got sunshine on a cloudy day mutuals ONLY follow my private alt
@acabylonc.bsky.social
never attribute to malice or stupidity that which can be explained by malice and stupidity
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oh really? explain jd vance then
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about 5 hours ago
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björk 182
about 7 hours ago
this is the first time elon ever claimed something that panned out
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Asher Langton
about 8 hours ago
In a poker game, the most frustrating opponent is one who is so inexperienced/incompetent/inebriated that they don’t even know whether or not they have a good hand. Which is also what it’s like trying to parse these DOJ social media missives.
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at this point i think sally just has a fetish for getting yelled at. help her out ig
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about 8 hours ago
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“MARV”
about 10 hours ago
It’s called Holland
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it would motivate me to vote in the midterms if democrats were saying this
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about 10 hours ago
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Local Oaf
about 11 hours ago
Dear Jared from the Subway commercials, Jeffrey Epstein here, writing to talk about our close friend President Donald J. Trump. Like you, he shares an insatiable prediliction for "eating fresh." (To be clear, that is a euphemism for pedophilia.) Hope all is well! P.S. Do you have Jimmy Savile's #?
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this technically does count as suicide. suicide by trump
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about 13 hours ago
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beginning to understand why they killed him
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about 14 hours ago
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Oliver Willis
about 15 hours ago
Hahahaha
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design instructions were to take a cybertruck and make it float
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about 23 hours ago
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more mr. nice guy
about 1 year ago
fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark
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tattoos are like makeup on steroids tho
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1 day ago
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i think it's time to relieve barbra streisand of her burden. it's now called the bari weiss effect
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1 day ago
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The Verge
1 day ago
The 60 Minutes report on CECOT that Bari Weiss censored is now internet contraband
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The 60 Minutes report on CECOT that Bari Weiss censored is now internet contraband
Once again, the Streisand effect is Streisanding
https://buff.ly/7D2a6jp
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more mr. nice guy
1 day ago
so the two notable programming moves bari weiss has made at CBS are... airing an interview nobody watched and not airing a 60 Minutes segment that everybody watched. it's like she's satirizing herself
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you couldn't post this today
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@gogo.goatse.social
made you a flag
over 2 years ago
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Matt the Innocent Guy
1 day ago
Making a fruit salad for the BlueSky moderation team
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i said earlier that bari weiss wouldn't get fired for killing this story because that's what the ellisons hired her to do but i take it back, she might get fired for doing such a bad job killing it
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1 day ago
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Jesse Hawken
1 day ago
Well I’ll give Bari Weiss this: she figured out how to get millions of people to watch 60 Minutes on a Monday
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w*ll st*nc*l enjoys getting yelled at and i will simply not participate in his fetish
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won't this cause a mass wave of illegal immigration from people who want $3000
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Patrick Wyman
1 day ago
"Get the principals on camera" is such a telling phrase here, because it tells us that for Weiss there's no world in which the victims of these horrific actions can actually be seen as the subjects of the story: They're background noise, and the people who matter are the ones sending them.
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the real monster in frankenstein was the people who asked grok to summarize the plot instead of just reading the freaking book
1 day ago
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because of all the harassment on bluesky im leaving here and logging on to a healthier platform. what was it called again..checking my notes..oh yes, x the everything app
1 day ago
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so funny that they didn't bother changing the sign that was there before, just added "THE DONALD J TRUMP" in a vaguely similar font
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1 day ago
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burying the story on auschwitz until you sit down with himmler
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bari is short for barack hussein
1 day ago
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bari weiss will not resign. she's doing the job they are paying her to do
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2 days ago
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Anna Bower
2 days ago
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
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im beginning to suspect that all cops might be bastards
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2 days ago
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larry ellison buying cbs to run the most expensive catch and kill possible
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2 days ago
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guy on the street was asking me for money, then he said "im a veteran, not some homeless bum" talked yourself out of a sale buddy
2 days ago
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doing civil war reenactments but for the slaying of charlie kirk
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2 days ago
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jingling all the way implies the existence of jingling to third base
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all i want for christmas is for it to happen. you know what
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time being broken would explain a lot tho
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2 days ago
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TIM KAINE IN THE MEMBRANE
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CHOAM for the holidays
12 months ago
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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josh (oldfriend99) Merry Christmas
3 days ago
Chomsky is not wearing his glasses here. He might not have realized it was Jeffrey Epstein
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all i want for pissmas is poo
3 days ago
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the problem with bluesky is the weird reply guys. we don't have anywhere near enough of them
3 days ago
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honestly brilliant move from jake paul leveraging his being annoying as fuck into a career of getting punched in the face
3 days ago
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imagine being one of the pedophiles in charge of protecting trump and the anxiety they must have felt when they realized these slipped through
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3 days ago
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Jordan Uhl
3 days ago
This review of Travis Kelce & Patrick Mahomes’ steakhouse is thoroughly enjoyable:
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Two Nights Playing With Fire At Patrick Mahomes And Travis Kelce's Steakhouse | Defector
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — As celebrity restaurant mascots, athletes offer a tidy sense of vertical integration: Why not supply the very calories they need to expend on the field? I’m surprised there are so f...
https://defector.com/two-nights-playing-with-fire-at-patrick-mahomes-and-travis-kelces-steakhouse
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"she was right about everything!!!" except for defending her pedophile husband and attacking the women he preyed on
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The Milk Lizard
4 days ago
Real picture of Kash Patel btw
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Chris Steller
4 days ago
If you're in line for the Epstein Files, stay in line
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