MeanCat in his cozy kitchen Airbnb

Wait until all the “white ethnics” realize that they are not included among the “heritage Americans” and thus are relegated to second class, at best.

The wizard checks the runes on the little cat's collar to make sure they haven't faded or worn out.

Mousecow's been having a nice relaxing morning so far. Plus ça change. #EverybodyLovesMousecow

Again, from Michael Grynbaum, here is Sharyn Alfonsi's full email. It must be read:

Greatest county/borough in the world! Sign me up

Gotta get me one of these

ALL-TIMER

What an excess of wealth should compel a decent human being to do.

Kinda looks like this:

i love my non traditional christmas trees

Nothing to see here...

Otis! Are you under there?

I'd say look how much he's grown, but he's been the same size since he came to live with me 🤭 Anyhoo, Happy Birthday to my lil dude, Yogurt!

i'll have my lawyer draw up the papers

88 minutes

it’s sunday night, do you know where your cat is napping 💤

When you lose shitfaced middle-American teenage bros, you have lost America.

she begs me to run the water just a tiny bit so she can catch it like this

Blue Interior, 1947 https://botfrens.com/collections/48/contents/17196

Bike looks like it's about to lift off, like E.T. ❤️

it’s really hard to oversell Pluribus, but any fondness for his first two shows are what earn buy-in for it. It’s the pacing, it’s the construction, it’s the moral sensibility.

Hans. Bubbe. I’m your white knight.

shoutout to the woman who brought her kid with a revolting wet cough to barnes and nobles and let him hack on others, if my sons come down with whatever that is i will be requesting security camera footage and coming to your house to discuss this behavior

Never watched Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul (no reason other than too much great TV, not enough time!!) but watching Rhea Seehorn be terrible in an uncomfortably relatable way on Pluribus has me Gilligan-verse curious

I would just like to agree with this and share the overarching principle that if a horrible person agrees with you, they don’t instantly rehabilitate and become a good person.

It's fine to hate a youtube star without simultaneously lifting up convicted rapist mike tyson

They do look great!

marmalade 🧡

I remain astounded that these are street legal and roaming around major American cities

So many adorables in the responses here but could still use yours!

Not with that attitude it can't.

Theatre kid as pejorative enters the political arena, pissing me off no end. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/u...

We Just Thought Joe Rogan Looked Like The Snowman From Jack Frost (1998)

Art Institute of Chicago was one of the museums that put it together and I saw it there, and even the members only hours were packed. Of the Magrittes in Chicago this is my favorite.

Napoleon

wonderful thread, not finished, but this is probably my favorite ❤️

THREAD. My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments. I've collected his work here...

She saw your post

Never talk to me or my son again

Nurse corncob is here to ensure im healing well.

Fleur Airelles from Chèvrefeuille Soft French 🐐🧀 with added bilberries. Delicate, with a mild goat tanginess. Main taste of bilberry, which is like a naturally sweet cranberry and adds a second firmer texture. Spreads a little unevenly.

I don't know. It seems like a good idea to have a driver on every train, but i don't think there's enough live music to warrant a conductor.

Sometimes when he falls asleep next to me I pile blankets around him until it looks like he's wearing a kingly mantle.

Happy 88th birthday to Jane Fonda who is still causing good trouble today.

(Heavy sigh) This is my dating pool

Adam Driver is The Dark Orangey.