She’s so dramatic.

The tell with all of this is your kids can be taught by sex bots dressed up like John Oliver, but the tech barons send their kids to schools where they don't allow phones and there is an art AND music teacher.

Butt scritches for Poppy! 😆🙏

Poppy is just wondering why I am so far away, and what’s so important about coffee, anyway?

Local dog waits patiently and adorably for egg.

Poppy has been spending much of this lovely warm day outside, so here is a compilation of her repeatedly coming inside to check on me.

Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.

BOOP

Poppy has been spending much of this lovely warm day outside, so here is a compilation of her repeatedly coming inside to check on me.

Franklin says nope. Going back to bed.

Poppy didn’t follow me upstairs, which I thought was weird—until I realized I forgot to put her egg in her bowl after it cooled off. She’s TOO patient.

Franklin says nope. Going back to bed.

The sun came up again, and Poppy is betting today will be another great day!

Poppy was up late celebrating. 🤫

Poppy is finally getting the attention she deserves.

Poppy got a walk! She thinks everyone should try it!

Will we ever go for walkies again?

My favorite thing about this photo is that Franklin looks excited because I am holding a tortilla chip, but it has been several years since he was last able to eat a tortilla chip. Anyway, happy weekend from Franklin. 🥰

Poppy is just wondering why I brought home four sandwiches for lunch when I could have brought home five sandwiches instead.

Just got an egg. 100% sure that my egg and bagel are also for her.

I adore Poppy and I think the feeling is mutual 😅

Poppy has her bed back.

Timeline cleanse. A momma quokka (Australian marsupial) & her baby.

In which Poppy needs much reassurance from me after I had to close the door to the bedroom for two minutes because she was standing on top of my laptop while we tried to print an important document. (She is innocent and perfect.)

I can't believe Franklin, who gets very excited at dinner time, didn't make the list.

Franklin is just wondering what a dog needs to do to get a bowl of popcorn, preferably delivered to him in bed as this pillow and comforter are pretty comfortable.

Poppy is not sure you know this, but the coffee machine is adjacent to the treat bag if you’re into multitasking.

there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner.

Meta Glasses are like, a Cybertruck for your face.

Oh hey guys, it’s me, Poppy, ready for another amazing day.

Poppy took a recently vacated couch spot and is waiting to see if she will get away with it.

A very pregnant Francis McDormand trains her gun on me, screaming to be heard over the digital wood chipper into which I’m feeding AI movie star Tilly Norwood.

Poppy does not want to brag, but she caught approximately 5/1000 treats. Might need to keep trying.

Franklin hopes you had a great weekend.

Poppy has reclaimed my nephew’s bed.

I left Poppy to take my brother and nephew to the airport this morning. I was gone for approximately forever (1.5 hours and there were two people at home with her). Lots to make up for.

Poppy is being normal again.

Poppy does not want to brag, but she caught approximately 5/1000 treats. Might need to keep trying.

Share an 80s movie you will always love

Poppy has discovered that looking after children is exhausting.

Poppy is practicing the command “paw” with my nephew. Many treats are involved.

Today Poppy came inside to find that my nephew had made her a trail of treats through the house, so yeah, kids are pretty great, actually.

Poppy says helloooooo!

Today my 6-year-old nephew gained access to Poppy’s treat bag. She was a very very good dog with him and also she is so exhausted she is sleeping through tonight’s fireworks.

Well, this happened tonight. 🥺 So now we officially know that Franklin is the size of Poppy’s head, in case you were wondering.

SHE CAME BACK

Today’s grievances: Closed the guest room door while making beds and Poppy could not get in and “help”. Extensive grooming session, removal of the weight of 1 Franklin in fur.

In the past, I have heard people say "I don't know if that person should have a golden retriever because they have a small apartment and those dogs need space." And as counter example, I offer what it looks like in our house when someone goes in the basement for 2 minutes

Absolute refusal to believe that the person working on the car does not, in fact, require a toy seal to be thrust repeatedly and enthusiastically at their ankles.

Some additional photos of my special little man Frankie. And friends. ❤️