Taste test

Advent calendar excitement

Rudely attempting to luxuriate in a bath within an hour of Lottie’s dinner time

Sometimes your sister is getting scritches when actually you’d like to be the one getting scritches and that’s very hard for a little chocolate dog to take.

Pretty Lottie

The face cleaner has entered the bath chat

Stomp stomp stomp

Two dogs who are thoroughly done with my nonsense

Hello, Lottie would like to have a word

Nancy has been told that her favourite kids are coming over and she’s ready to play

Keeping a paw in

Door Greeting Committee emergency- get me 5cl of rhino, stat

Just a girl and her (sister’s) polar bear

Chomp chomp

Nancy likes to do her washing up in her bed, I prefer that pans are kept in the kitchen. A battle of the wills is underway.

Winner winner chicken dinner

Every morning while I make my coffee the dogs go and choose a toy each from the toy box, then we sit and play with them. This is today’s welcoming committee.

When you were invited for afternoon tea but are becoming increasingly suspicious that you’re not going to be an active participant

Toys have been returned

About the worst thing you can do to a Labrador is take them to a closed snack shack

The kitchen threshold rule is testing Lottie

Nancy does not like toy washing day

A polite enquiry about sharesies

Putting the “doh!” into donut

Nancy is an artist and Lottie is her canvas

She’s just a girl, standing in front of a girl, asking her for dinner

Guess who’s back, back again

Belly rubs are being demanded

The dogs had duck for dinner again tonight. Sound up to hear Lottie’s food review.

Following a series of unfortunate events two sources are describing as “the best day ever”, the dogs are having duck for dinner

Buddy has some feedback for his hostesses

Every evening for the next week or so I will have to explain why I haven’t laid on a parade of overexcited child visitors for them to greet

Trick or treat!

Wakey wakey

We’ve reached the point of winter hibernation where me putting on non-dog walking shoes is greeted like this:

Nancy *knows* you want her perfect polar bear pillow and she’s sleeping with one eye open.

At least you don’t have to share your bed with this space invader

Lottie’s annual day of torment, the day the clocks go back. Extremely tough day to be a little chocolate dog whose belly says it’s dinner time and that the clocks are lying.

Lottie is not open to suggestions about bed space usage thank you very much

Sometimes an emergency occurs where a little chocolate Labrador who needs pets is not in receipt of pets

My weighted blanket is a funny shape. It also snores.

“And where do you think you are going?”

Like a black and white movie starlet (and with the snore to prove it)

I feel like people don’t believe that they deliberately hold paws

Nancy was playing in this fairy garden with her favourite little people but then they had to go home. She’s hoping if she just waits long enough they’ll come back.

It took three of us to hold her down but Lottie is very pleased with the outcome of her pedicure

“Do you want to go for a pedicure?”

Would anyone like to see Lottie’s disgusting treasure

Lottie has fixed the pillow distribution issue

Did someone say Tongue Out Tuesday #ToT?