Made egg yolk raviolo from scratch for the first time tonight. AND I even TRIED IT! I don’t eat eggs y’all!

One year I put up my Christmas stuff right after spooky day.

What superpower y’all hoping to get this December?

I can never see this man’s face without remembering that he played opposite my mother in a play years ago, as her son. AND my bestie took pics with the cast after a performance on her birthday and he gave her a kiss on the cheek. Being a theater kid was fun🥰

CBS put some MONAY into this EWF special, you hear me!!!

Skin just glowing!

Love is wherever I reside 🥰🥰🥰

On a Sunday, y’all??!

Down Lake Shore Drive specifically music.apple.com/us/album/ove...

Monopoly used to have me in a vice grip

Only the real ones know this song: She stole my broccoli casserole recipe 8 years ago. And claimed it wa hers…

It’s a toss up between Creed and Mr. Johnson.

Canceled my subscription

Being the only Black person u know who watches Try Guys and is fully invested in the drama they had with Ned! This man done came out with a new video with Ariel

Clam chowder

I’ve done this before. IRS amazing. Warming up banana bread ( sans ice cream) like this also slaps

Had a paid focus group I was supposed to participate in yesterday but they had too many people. I was one of the lucky ones who got to be excused, but still got paid.

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celebrities channeling betty white: thread

Me snuggled up on a Saturday night, listening to Ina Garten’s book:

I need the person who ordered it on a watch list

I can’t even fathom this type of disrespect. I hope it’s nasty and that his non cooking for his wife a$$ accidentally uses salt instead of sugar 😒

Almost Doesn’t Count

Today would have been my Grandma’s 99th birthday ❤️ Whew! I miss her to pieces. My cooking partner in crime 😊 My frfr twin

A whole morning thunderstorm that I can’t sleep in for

Yearning BECAUSE of heartbreak!

Did a temp job as tech support for an online university’s registration once. BAY-BEEE, EVERYBODY was left behind, not just the chirren. How were they gonna function for the whole semester!!??

I was in college

Good morning to the early birds in the Sky

Gotta clean as I go or there will be hell to pay.

A warm brownie or chocolate chip cookie with vanilla bean ice cream.

Give yourself grace if u fail at a dish. Learn from your mistakes and try again.

A good crab cake

Eggs 🤢

I needed today. Started off the day with a call with my bestie on her birthday, mid day call with my baby cuz, evening call with my other lil cuz… when I tell you they are 3 of my fav people 🥰🥰🥰🥰 To talk extensively with all 3 of them today felt like I caught a unicorn 🦄😊

So, right now, the only reliable way to diagnose endometriosis is with exploratory surgery. But finally, real scientists (instead of male scientists), are on the job & of course they’ve identified multiple markers in menstrual blood that point to noninvasive testing. www.science.org/content/arti...

It’s bad when your memory is sharp enough to root out that this date is incorrect based on where you lived at the time you remember watching this, yet and still, you regularly forget exactly what you came into the kitchen for 🤦🏽‍♀️

His hair was the only thing messing him up. I’m telling y’all there was an episode with James shirtless and if I do say so myself

A bun??! Oh, you fancy

I don’t even THINK about buying AirPods because nothing stays in my ears.

WOO HOO!!! Saved posts!!!!

Random: Can you imagine meeting someone online and they eventually call you… and it’s the Top Dog Law guy? 😂😂

COME THROUGH AUSTIN NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!

How can I listen when I’ve already unzipped my ears and put them in my purse for the trip? 🤷🏽‍♀️

LOOK, I don’t know where y’all stay. But get yourselves to Uncle Charlie’s Cookout tour if it’s coming to your city! El is Debarging, K is C-ing, Baby is Facing, and Charlie is about to Uncle 🔥🔥🔥

Using gifs only, what is the first thing you’d do if you won tomorrow’s $1.8 billion Powerball?