GOOD MORNING DAY SHIFT!!! I got goodies for y’all!

Teleportation. Every single day would be an adventure! Not to mention all the free hotel stays!

Anybody else can’t sleep and is up making homemade cinnamon rolls? Just me? Mmkay Clearly, I’m in my bread making era 🧑🏾‍🍳

This is DEFINITELY a brother who drink sea moss and is actively trying to learn to photosynthesize and not breathe air that used to be inside of another man 🤣🤣🤣

Y’all so filthy overnights. Never change, night shift

Because there is no reason that photosynthesis shouldn’t be happening for men if they TRULY in alignment

They ain’t even have to yell sing that at her in unison 🤣

That so sounds silly

BREAKING: The USDA tells states funds will be made available later today to pay November SNAP benefits in full.

The song was written only for her to sing. When Whitney’s upper lip be sweating, she in the zone!

A call to overturn the landmark Supreme Court decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide is on the agenda Friday for the justices’ closed-door conference. https://to.pbs.org/4oxc4YG

Totally Hair Barbie. I wanted it sooooo bad

Barbie, cabbage patch kids, transformers, teddy ruxpin, easy bake oven.

Barbie

Dr. Purr

Thinking about pizza for dinner. What about y’all?

Beets, because we have to be different, but y’all low-key love us 💕 🥰 But the way my moon is the salad and my rising is the Mac and cheese 😉

Non alcoholic Hennessy at this point

So y’all ain’t tell me the Doobie Brothers did a tiny desk this week😍😍😍 youtu.be/jrkOQuRYCIQ?...

Was reassuring a friend today that they were a good parent. I was like “Look! If u were a bad parent, I wouldn’t voluntarily tell you. I’d just be like ‘Girrrrl, you know u can tie a mean shoe!” 👟

Alexander O’Neal was wild to just be yelling “IM A MAN!” on a track 🤣 But u gotta love it ❤️ music.apple.com/us/album/all...

Love this look 😍

Jurassic Park and Rocky movies are the ones I just can’t not watch. No matter how good or bad, I’m sat.

This explains why it seemed like overnight, accounts I engaged with just disappeared.

We gonna give it to you straight

Yacht Rock really be soothing before bed

I really don’t know.

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Cuz even if it’s a bad date you gonna learn something and see something cool

SING IT!!! But please get it on video 👀

Elmo is a true Aquarius. He was ready to swing on Zoe fr 🤣🤣

DAMNIT!!! I love my lil melatonin too.

The Blanche in me wants this rug soooooo bad. But the Brother Malcolm in me is like AHT AHT!!!

🤣🤣 They trying everything they can think of. No thank you, baby

Sounds like a recount to me

No.

So im outside of the club and u think im a puuuuuuuunk… music.apple.com/us/album/nev...

Never fell off. Not nary a day. The audible gasps in the theater when Lance made his entrance in The Best Man

The announcers chuckle don’t make it no better smh 🤦🏽‍♀️

Somebody please get me an invite to one of their events. They are a hoot and a half 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Who sings Total Praise at the top of their lungs for a paci? 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭

Love me some O’Jays 😍

Wiener Circle dressed up as Black Castle this year for Halloween 🤣🤣

Really enjoying Roy Wood Jr.s book.

“….And that’s what makes it hip hop”

The struggle was real

Mine is sending blue hearts a few days in a row until I forget. 💙 💙💙 💙💙💙

I swear I need me a dentist in another country. The lady at the front desk today was like “Today, it’s only $80” 😒 Look lady! Does my insurance ever cover ANYTHING fully??!! EVER!?

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Blackhead and extraction videos used to have me in a chokehold. Don’t let it be a dilated pore