Me and who:

ok damn, yes please

my, what big pupils you have simon

soup posters who up

he's very satisfied with this turn of events

post dinner baby snuggles

🧀CHEESE CONVEYOR BELT🧀

happy caturday simon

happy caturday simon

lmao why does she look so human and hungover?

new year, same silly simon

like a day or two late but this was so fun look how cute they are

play things are everywhere

took this one with a real camera balanced on a rock in the water

And here we see a stubborn bitch in her natural habitat

play things are everywhere

ok @mementomorty.bsky.social @mayawest.online , how do you feel about cheesy cheeto fried pickles

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet

ok @mementomorty.bsky.social @mayawest.online , how do you feel about cheesy cheeto fried pickles

No cheating. Realest with the most recent picture of your pet.

IS THAT A WHISK?????? GET THAT OUTTA THERE!!!!!!!!!! m.youtube.com/watch?v=36lJ...

I looked really cool right before I looked really dumb

I personally have not seen this before

Extremely evil and cursed transition timeline

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.

Vaccines fucking rule its like people who refuse to drink water for no good reason being jealous that youre hydrated

a massage so intense it alters my lab values

She was a menace last night if you can believe it.

since people are looking at this I would like to brag that I finished a sweet xenomorph necklace today:

My 2026 started w me telling my mother what hentai is

new year, same silly simon

New years: the day of too much being just enough (Tess take a normal picture in a sleeveless top: impossible)

look at this cat they put inside a cat dryer 😭

Welcome to 2026 Friends

fucking mood

Our Himbo Boy Loki demonstrating precisely the type of energy we should all be bringing this year.

the second i experience my first minor inconvenience of 2026:

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS

It’s nice because you don’t have to pick one friend to come to the bathroom with you, you can take them all

"mew year mew me "- a cat, probably

Ost is my familiar and only leaves my side to poop

i love that cookie delivery exists

It looks like ATK is trying to buy them…which gives me a bit of hope? Idk. But go save what you can jic 🍽️

Getting high and maintaining prolonged eye contact with my cat 👁️👁️ 👁️👁️ 👁️👁️ 👁️👁️

i love that cookie delivery exists