just two dudes

eepiest Teddy

i look so good in a band tee, black underwear and really long thigh highs

eepiest Teddy

it’s simon

it’s either too late or too early for the fire alarm to be going off

just two dudes

instead of texting everyone *happy holidays* just tell them you were thinking about their butthole instead of

I do not miss putting up the Christmas tree. I do not miss taking it down in April

I just realized him saying “U would be moaning like a good little slut” is based solely off his OnlyFans collabs where the bottoms are “moaning like a good little slut” … y’know… for the camera.

Children with leukemia haven't shown proper solidarity for the worker's movement so until I see that change I am withdrawing support from the childhood leukemia community. Do better. It's all about solidarity

It’s Teddy day

“You might not be living at home but I think of you often and worry about you” BITCH. You kicked me out. WHILE I was in the hospital. And had the doctor relay it cause you were too chicken shit

I’ve been told to feel my feelings

I am sad without my boy

this wednesday could have been a text message I ignore

I don’t fucking know what I want to do for work. I’m mentally 92 most days

Despite all my rage I am still just a cat in a box

Idk why I care if my brother is making an effort to check in or not. I think I’m more irritated that it seems performative

3 for 1 special on beans

solar powered gremlin

depression cured

Today is the dumbest day to exist

Teddy says this is his wheel now

Finally!!! I pushed through lots of pain to finish her. Really need to sell her quickly, & for as much $ as I can possibly get… definitely wanting at least $1500 as she’s very big. 78.5cm x 70cm. Please share widely, I would greatly appreciate the help. #CrossStitch #Kikorangi #nzpol

Is there plot in Heated Rivalry or is it basically a porn script?

I’ve been trying to give this cat her thyroid medication for the last 2 hrs 🫠

youre a faggot, mr grinch youre really fucking gay your throat is full of semen youve been sucking cock all day mr grinch

god damn I have missed smoking

It was a good night

“You saved this listing, look at these other rentals!” *triple the price*

If you're going to be a man in pole class at least have a gay accent about it

other shots of my son being adorable (annoying)

Fighting God for cursing me with a body that requires eating

what’re you looking at

today's Nice Little Thing was waking up to this in my face 🖤

My cat Teddy, riding on horseback through the financial district, Puss in Boots style

Getting blocked for posting my kitten and not my takes on the DNC

what’re you looking at

Is this about Trump or Reagan?

saw them during formative years

when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

S-Suites executives will burn any amount of money except do the profitable thing of PAY PEOPLE MORE MONEY

this dufus would always try to climb the inside of the tree. I had to borrow baby gates from my sister to stop him

*casually mentions having done porn* therapist: WAIT WHAT??? 🤯

he used to be so smol