Yeah, I would absolutely support this. We need to make "attended the WHCD" a badge of shame. It is the embodiment of every single thing that is wrong with corporate journalism today.

“Who still eats McDonald’s?” Idk dude like so many people that have limited options, time, and money.

maybe today

Oh thank god I muted that when I did

Physically talking is exhausting in the morning but I can spew out all my silly little thoughts so easily by typing them

I think my favorite thing about Easter time since I first moved to Texas is cascarones videos. I love seeing the chaos and joy they bring families.

My phone’s weather app claims sunrise isn’t for another 17 minutes but it is clearly already happening and been happening because I can see blue sky and the auto lights went off.

One thing you should know about me is as a child I was forced to watch a double feature of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and Revenge of the Sith and one became extremely important to me and the other is just the origin of a meme format in my mind.

The part that pisses me off about saying we should ignore the newsmax crowd they aren’t important like sorry it has enough funding and attention to still be around it is not nearly as irrelevant as we would like it to be

“No one should take this seriously because it is like Israeli newsmax” doesn’t fucking work because enough Israelis take it seriously just like enough idiots here take newsmax seriously.

Not so long ago, when Russia was targeting hospitals in Syria, that it was widely denounced as a war crime.

Kinder Eggs imply the existence of Meaner Eggs except Meaner Eggs already exist in the overall zeitgeist and those are all made by Cadbury.

McDonald’s having a $3 item menu soon like we don’t remember when it was the $1 menu

Oh I guess I’m awake now.

Saw a pretty house for sale in an area I spend a lot of time in so I looked it up and the asking price is 1.8 million lmaooo 🥲

“Tastes as good as cheat day” STOP FUCKING LYING. No it doesn’t taste as good as food made with more fat and sugar and salt that’s what makes food taste good

Toddler nephew got spoiled with an at home petting zoo that they invited all their neighbors to. Sitting in his own front yard feeding a baby goat like he doesn’t live in the suburbs

It’s really rude of my ears to hurt this badly right now.

the chainsmokers being here is a piece of the overall 2016 nostalgia that’s happening online among zoomers and honestly I can’t even be that mad about it because I was in college in 2016 and it was a great year except for the election

Dammit yall, now I have that song stuck in my head but only the part about stealing the mattress

Might watch Jesus Christ Superstar in spirit of the day

Oh to be so wonderfully sleepy at last

now that the Christian Right no longer feels they need the political heft of the Catholic Church to get a pro-life SCOTUS, the post-Roe alliance is fracturing and they’re suddenly remembering all their spiciest theology about the pope being the antichrist, conveniently in time for a pope they hate

You know this ballroom is getting more attention than the American soldiers who are dying because Trump didn't like all the Epstein on the TV.

Fully convinced the only reason that motherfucker is still walking around breathing is because he gets such superior healthcare compared to everyone else in the country.

Israel is destroying Lebanon.

*movie trailer guy voice*

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 it 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Are reality tv men incapable of dating someone outside of their ex’s friend group or is that like in the contracts for the shows.

It would be so funny if he gave Iran 48 hours and then fucking dies before the time is up

Manifesting a lid on his casket

Kellie Gerardi is about to have her baby and I’ve never been so excited for a stranger like this

One of the best parts of being bi for me has been the ability to ignore a lot of body shaming culture bullshit because I can see for myself how so many women are hot as fuck

maybe the time has come to just greenlight some new IPs ffs, it's a great story, people have also written other stories since 1954

The white monster is just the zero sugar version? Fucking wimps. Drink real sugar in you battery acid ffs

Working on another commission of an NBA Player right now, and it made me want to share these basketball illustrations that i’ve made over the years

Reenacting Jesus’s death with real people is always gonna be off putting to me

Personally, I dislike anyone who hasn’t voted ever significantly more ever than someone willing to withhold their vote one time in a system with no good alternatives.

There's this myth that non-voters are just as aware of and engaged with current events as voters are and that they just haven't found the candidate that inspires them and no, that's not true at all, it's usually that they don't know anything about politics at all, which is the entire challenge.

sorry, can't. I'm busy turning a barely noticeable pimple into a full-on wound.

Nothing says He is risen like a 10,000 drones light show

I want to go out tonight but the man is stuck working. Booooooo

Lowkey naturally good at running. Not fast, but good form

The entire inside of my sandwich fell out onto the ground when I was sitting back down after having moved trying not to get rained on and I didn’t even cry.

Zendaya said don’t need to see my real wedding dress but I’ll play bride all press tour for my movie and give yall enough to be satisfied for ages and she’s right it’s so good I’m so happy with that Schiaparelli dress

Just ate the juiciest orange I’ve had in ages

You can’t convince me The Great Gig in the Sky was not inspo for the Severance theme intentionally or not. Those first few seconds sound so eery and the track title is too perfect.

They don’t want to put their method on paper because they know it’s unconstitutional and embarrassing.

Destruction of Honiak Music Academy in #Tehran by #Israel airstrike Musician Hamidreza Afarideh & wife Sheida Ebadatdoust created school w 250 students, from toddlers to elderly Afarideh: “All property and assets that my spouse and I had built over 15 years completely wiped out, with nothing left"