She decided I do not need to finish making the bed at this time.

I forgot how much I love frozen 2’s music.

Houston doesn’t have a serial killer, it has a bunch of open waterways and a lot of people that might not be in the most stable place of mind.

Is she modern orthodox or does she just really like flowy clothes

Oh man, I forgot about this lady because Peter was complete trash as the Bachelor. Looks like she got what she wanted in life though, a rich white religious husband and an audience to share their version of the Gospel with.

There are actually only 6-7 people in the entire world

I’m going to be staying at a nice hotel for two nights and I’m struggling to not pack my own pillow and blanket.

Gotta make the apartment nice for our partner’s parents who will be pet/apartment sitting for us this weekend

Damn that barista in the video of the Karen crashing out at Starbucks is so hot holy cow she’s also probably super cool and kind too.

There was a time when this kid was clearly portrayed as the antagonist to whatever story he was in. We've fallen so far as a nation.

Solange on IG: “We would like to play a small part in creating free access to the expansive range of critical thought and expression by these great minds.” library.saintheron.com

Once again the inflation/recession deniers have underestimated Trump's capacity for destroying the economy.

Cool can’t wait for everything to double in price.

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

I’m not tired and that is not very cool or convenient

Guess who finally finished the park that’s been giving me trouble on roller coaster tycoon

DC is plurality black and 1 in 7 residents are immigrants

If you’re never lived in Pennsylvania can you just please not make comments on the Amish in a we should be more like them kind of way.

Truly do wonder what percentage of the American population knew who that man was before his death like could name him and his profession from just seeing a pic of him.

I want to go get my eyebrows done professionally but I don’t think I’ve done that in nearly a decade and I’m a big baby about it again.

Repping random big law firms by still using the high quality swag they gave away to law students.

Realized it’s faster to just heat up water in my electric kettle to then cook spinach than to try to let the pot on the stove boil just to put it in for a minute.

There’s enough medical staff that happen to live in my building that you probably could get real help from knocking on random doors about as quickly as an ambulance can show up. Don’t want to ever have to test that though.

If the put him on any form of currency I will start drawing dicks on that type of currency

joining the war on escalators and windmills. on the side of escalators and windmills

My partner didn’t know what being “Waco’d” meant 😅

The ability to ruin lives every time you speak truly is a supervillain power.

ICE is doing things that all Americans are going to be called to answer for.

This made me laugh extra hard today

Breaking news at Abortion, Every Day: Louisiana has issued ANOTHER arrest warrant for an abortion provider in a shield state. In addition to trying to extradite NY provider Dr. Maggie Carpenter, Louisiana is targeting California doctor Dr. Remy Coeytaux. jessica.substack.com/p/louisiana-...

"Those aren't needs, that's just normal", they stammer. [Goose meme] But how did they get to be normal?

YOU need things explained to you a certain way. YOU need your feelings managed. YOU need people to make eye contact with you when they talk, or you feel uncomfortable. YOU need people to read subtext so you don't have to say the quiet part. Those are YOUR needs and I try to meet them every day.

If I could get non-autistic people to understand one thing, it wouldn't be that I have support needs. It would be that YOU have support needs.

That man’s natural death cannot come soon enough.

you’re doing great, thanks for being here

I love you, thank you for staying

The driving off a cliff nightmare is a bit too on the nose at the moment. Subconscious, be a little more subtle, alright?

Yeah idk edgelords having such easy access to guns and then likely making edgelord comments while committing crimes with those guns does not sound ideal for society in any way whatsoever.

The rain sounds incredible right now from my balcony.

I left for my walk during a light drizzle and came back so soaked I didn’t even want to walk through the building lobby I just went through the garage.

If I were a occultist, id name my dog Alistair Growley

Tmj acting like a little bitch right now.

Aw Rihanna had her baby

woke delaware corporate law strikes again (laudatory)

Maybe it’s because I don’t buy from the worst of the worst offenders but my fast fashion clothes have never really fallen apart even after multiple washes. You can buy cheaper made stuff and have it last it just can’t be an already sheer dress that has less strength than a paper towel to start with

A police officer was killed in the attack on the CDC by an antivaxxer. Trump did not mention it. Use this as a benchmark to compare how the Trump administration responds to an attack on an ICE facility to judge which federal employees are deemed worth protecting. abcnews.go.com/US/1-week-af...

bluesky has a problem: shit sucks real bad everywhere and that's what's on everybody's mind all the time. everything else also has this same problem

Interesting use of “despite” here. You can denounce gun violence while also not wanting to honor white nationalist bigots. These things are not contradictory.

Frankly I don’t care if someone is nonverbal. I don’t care if they can’t have a normal job. Or have kids of their own. They still deserve all the respect and care as anyone else right now.

I'm going to figure out time travel just to go back to before I read this.