Sloppification of society 🥰💅🏻✨

A post that lives rent free in my head is someone pointing out that eels look like they just told a joke and are waiting for everyone to laugh

Trying to figure out the least amount of milk or water I have to have to dissolve my protein powder and creatine with so it’s easier to chug quickly in disgust.

Nothing like being on your last set when you realize you’ve been doing the wrong exercise

The only reason Sulzberger has the stones to say this out loud is because no matter how blatantly obvious the NYT is regarding their love of Trump or their constant need to rip off other journalists, there's still a segment of suckers who believe this trash is essential reading.

Went for a walk this evening after it rained this afternoon. Would highly recommend

yall love to talk about how the wicked trans women were 'male socialized' but not once have i seen any of you reckon with the fact that you were socialized to hate trans women

Turns out "No matter who" matters immensely

just my opinion but I do not care about the feelings of maga and evangelicals

*looks at what is going on in a thread* nope not wading into that

I keep thinking about how they cast her also to play Helen’s sister and am very curious how they will make someone so gorgeous have a sister look distinct enough from her, Lupita, the most beautiful woman on earth

Just used a physical dictionary while reading my book

Famously central Texas city of Houston

I’m concerned Amtrak doesn’t know where Kansas City is.

(scrolling through every movie ever made) statistically speaking, movies are bad

I’m slowly being crushed by the sleepiest kitty

Beware of falling boulder signs always make me chuckle in horror because like what am I actually gonna do in that case.

I saw another lady say she uses Purple Hat for adhd management lmao

Crazy how much of the day there is when you don’t have to go rest for much of the morning from a poor nights sleep

I turned off allow tracking for Instagram in my phone settings let’s see if the ads gets less targeted lol

Do you think if I got matching pajama sets I could trick myself into being more productive in the mornings or do I just want the cute pajamas

idk about best but I've been using duckduckgo for a few years and it's fine

Make what you will of Mussolini, but he got the trains to run on time.

a free market is when the government gives you a lot of money, and then you use that money to capture the government and direct it to kill millions of people

This after the Blackberry Marmalade video, jfc Vince is not here to play

I would be a better cook and healthier eater if I lived closer to the grocery store. I don’t even live far but I want to decide what I want to eat that day and go and get it and make it. And I can’t do that every day with an extra 30 min of driving thrown in.

You know the pain of when Twitter became extra shit and we left? It feels like they’re trying to do that to the whole internet but they know most of us will never be able to fully log off.

ah yes the secret wrecker strategy of minorities voting for candidates who advocate for them

You ever think about how native peoples in the americas didn’t have cows because I do

visitors: omg, look at all the deer! 😍 locals: these fucking deer, i swear.

"kids can't transition it's dangerous they don't understand!!!!!" okay bitch when I was in school the high school quarterback literally died during a football game and he is not the first or the last student athlete who died like that. weird how you don't advocate to stop that

Real question: the fuck do you guys think the word meant before

Can’t trust anyone in the cia or who supports Israel

like I guess that's an agenda. inasmuch as "what the fuck are you doing, stop" is an agenda

the trans agenda is literally just trans people asking to keep the rights trans people had without much issue until a few years ago, when Republicans started trying to take them away and a frightening amount of Democrats decided some of that was reasonable

If Amazon had to build out its own distribution system in the first 20 years of existence, Bezos would still be some loser in Washington with a fantastical business idea.

I mean you could have done Snoopy

Yall he got asked to be a groomsman at the wedding we’re going to this fall now I gotta sit alone at another wedding ceremony when I already hate them lmaoooo

Some people have never pet a fluffy cow before and that makes me sad for them.

Rug rug rug almost done with this rug. We use it as a blanket as I work on it

Lost power right as I walked into a restroom with no window. ☹️

I love having no degree and enough health problems no country wants me to immigrate

Playboy created a Bluesky account and their first post is to complain about AI. They already understand the Bluesky userbase better than the bluesky devs

Diadasia rinconis is supposedly a cactus bee but this one’s happily lounging in a thistle. Dripping Springs, Texas.

They’re trying to normalize the idea of a national sales tax to end progressive taxation, and I’m already sick about the number of people who are going to fall for it because they hate the idea of other people enjoying anything.

We're gonna be identifying eachother by our lack of home surveillance apparatus 🙃

The dream is to have a home full of things made by people that you know and respect

Idk man if the world is just gonna be ai infused here on out with any new shit I guess I’ll go even harder on just getting physical copies of things I like that already exist without it. I’ll buy more books. I’ll make more of my own art. I’ll write everything in a journal at a cafe.

💖 HUNTR/X 💖

My least favorite marketing tactics gotta be “Taylor swift wore/used ____ product for blah blah blah” and “it’s like Duolingo but for _____”