Imagining the rock just announces it on Twitter like he did with Bin Laden

Sure, the news might be bad, but at least there’s a lot of it.

always great to reconnect

always great to reconnect

Watched Halloween III finally. Liked it, with some complaints.

Watched Halloween III finally. Liked it, with some complaints.

that's right bitch

the punishment for getting a big skeet on bluesky is having to read the replies

I think often of a New York Times photo of a little Iraqi girl tending to her parakeets in a bombed house, probably from 20 years ago now. I will think of this man and his sweet dog often now too. People just want to love what they love, care for their little beings, and instead we do this to them

Maybe it's time to read a new book.

I’VE ABANDONED MY BASED CHILD! I’VE ABANDONED MY EPIC BOY!!

my girlfriend and I have been having a quiet day (not allowed to speak any words all day for no good reason) and our dog is not feeling it. just pouting while we point and clap at him.

Please stop spreading this rage bait. The quote everyone's angry about, about "crappy identity politics," is not from Weir.

SKA SATURDAYS AT THE TRADER JOE’S

I know a place, cool and warm Cooling my blood, warming my heart

just six short years ago you could afford a separate night house on a teacher's salary

👍

I know a place, cool and warm Cooling my blood, warming my heart

I am in the darkest possible place spiritually 🙂

Chat, is a multidimensional economic disaster good?

He saw his shadow :(

lmao

Bound is now a top-10 movie for me. Just incredible.

Get uppied, idiot

my dad sent me a Netflix One Piece Luffy doll (I've never seen or read One Piece) and he looks so much like Epstein from Welcome Back, Kotter.

many people don’t know that jesus used chatgpt 4o to write the sermon on the mount

lmao

anyone who thinks it’s ok to teach kids how to write ‘the cool S’ should go to jail

fucked up yabba dabba doo and scooby dooby doo were popular at the same time

Yes…Ha Ha Ha… Yes!

An unaccounted for part of the economy is how much young people virulently hate AI, despite how aggressively it's being forced on them. They realize it's making their friends dumber and ruining the world and they want nothing to do with it. From the Penn student paper: www.thedp.com/article/2026...

Butter chicken taco can win IF YOU VOTE FOR IT

Democracy in action.

In comedy, there's a "rule of three". That's why there's "three" Stooges, and not, say, 1,000,000.

real

I'm libbing out.

Very clear message of what they mean when they say “politics” to be honest.

Every time I post about endometriosis and dare to make it, gender inclusive, I always get a lot of comments from people angry that I didn’t just say “women” And every time, I think about how Rowling has enough money to cure endometriosis forever. But she doesn’t actually give a fuck about women.

they're drinking all the liquids you didn't put in 3.4 oz bottles

Ahead of her lovely new film, The Serpent’s Skin, releasing this weekend, I caught up with my bud Alice to talk about the fallacy of each new film being her “most personal yet,” sensuality in cinema and the timelessness of Buffy. Read it here: inreviewonline.com/2026/03/25/i...

movie about all the world's nations working together to stave off an environmental apocalypse succeeds by completely avoiding politics

whenever folks talk about harry potter and separating artist from art they always have this indignant 'OH SO IM A BAD FOR BUYING THESE BOOKS?' but thats not the real issue. the reality is that many will BELIEVE you are bad, and that is VALID. its not your choice what others think of you

he predicted our whole situation

Economists Warn That Even Their Friend’s Son Who Went To Business School Can’t Find A Job http://theonion.com/economists-warn-that-even-their-friends-son-who-went-to-business-school-cant-find-a-job/