I did this. I brought Jimmy back.

No one understands what a sacrifice this is for me. Buffy and Willow just stumbled across the floppy disc Jenny calendar left behind with the spell to give Angel his soul back, but Xander thinks they should just kill him!

Canceled Disney+ and Hulu. #LibbingOutForJimmy #FuckGrogu

they should invent a movie that doesn't have a trailer for The Roofman playing before it

fumbling monica bellucci at 67. there's no time to recover from that.

they're going to keep moving closer to their webcams until something is done

it's frustrating to have what I think are some pretty reasonable opinions on everything going on but not feeling like i can type them without ending up on a list that could one day destroy my life

personally i would've canceled kimmel for being unfunny. they seemed to like that about him though.

New Tyler Robinson posts leaked to me tell a very different story than you've heard before: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

if you make fun of robert redford i will call your employer

finding it harder than usual to be distracted from The Horrors

"I never stood with Bibi."

follow me on letterboxd boxd.it/1CenT

i will not be taking questions at this time

Watched Blind Beast (1969) last night. such a cool, mean little movie. Incredible lighting and set design. Couldn't predict at any point where the story was going.

It should be needless to say, but it is perhaps at this moment worth saying, that transgender individuals have the same right as anyone else to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

what's he peeking at?

have the vibes gotten better over here yet? i very obviously don't want to use twitter anymore. are jokes okay here now?

J.K. Rowling having cancer isn't true, but her quoting something from Mein Kampf, a book written by Hitler, to honor Charlie Kirk is true. So if you continue to support Harry Potter, you're not just giving your money to a transphobe, you're giving your money to a straight-up Nazi at this point.

conservatives are very scared of the users of blluesky

burger

because it's very bad!

this is such a funny thing to say about your dead coworker

this is such a funny thing to say about your dead coworker

but they used to be so close

but they used to be so close

Trump meeting with Putin is just a distraction from what's going on in DC. Troops storming DC is just a distraction from the Epstein files. The Epstein files are just a distraction from immigration. Trump's immigration crackdown is just a distraction from Trump's tariffs. The tariffs are just a dist

getting your post read out loud by a lawyer, directly to the person you made fun of, and entered into public record is the poster's dream

do the people of DC call it that?

i like how when you're a kid watching a horror movie you're just like, "why don't they move out?? there are ghosts trying to kill them!" and then you grow up and it's like, oh yeah. capitalism.

can't stop laughing at this text my sister got from a guy she broke up with months ago.

rot party at my place. bring your families, your kids. anyone who hasn't had it. we're all getting scarlet rot.

i love when someone on cnn will be like, "in another era, trump [doing something crazy] would've been news." buddy, you're on cnn. it made the news.

water is so hesitant to boil. you're gonna do it eventually. just start bubbling.

new top 10 just dropped

the sydney sweeney outrage is like a parody of liberals you'd see on 30 rock. designed in a lab to be a segment on Gutfeld.

i wish 10-year-old me knew how much better life would get, how many CSV files he'd get to download.

Daniel Plainview, you have to respect him. You don't have to agree with everything he did but you have to respect him.

just came home and pickle was determined to show me where bocce was hiding (in the mop bucket)

so if i was gonna live to be 100, and I ate 4 hot dogs a month every month my entire life, I'd live to be 99 and eight months. that's fine. i'm fine with that.

so if i was gonna live to be 100, and I ate 4 hot dogs a month every month my entire life, I'd live to be 99 and eight months. that's fine. i'm fine with that.

this is trump's america. this is what happens when you report the truth.