bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked

I guess he traded one big beautiful Bill for another

Dan Flash’s looking ass stairs

My most conservative opinion? That we should go back to the old name for the common kestrel.

definitely 2, maybe 4.. 1 and 3 are punishments

It was straight teeth btw

this is like something out of apocalypse now. keep it up mr president we're all with you in your descent into insanity

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

sorry i was blasting halen revving my car outside the girl's college

🎵Suckin' on Bubba's hog outside of Little St James🎵

“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

A smart sports show that is also interviewing someone who played drums on Gaucho? Just listening to this podcast will register you for the bar exam

*gritting teeth* really glad to see the patriots back to their winning ways, lots of suffering for so many years. It’s hard to believe there are kindergarteners who haven’t had the opportunity to see Robert Kraft proudly holding a Lombardi trophy

mom influencers about their 50-year mortgages: he's 385 months old

DanTakes: if “West of Hollywood” was on any of the Old Testament albums it would be considered a top 5 track, it’s that good, Chris potter’s sax solo is next level shit and the lyricism is incredibly crisp

NFL games on Thursday night have absolutely cratered a once-proud tradition of an extremely weird and sometimes thrilling ACC matchup and we as a society are much worse off as a result. Pathetic that there is only one college game tonight.

The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.

today is wallace shawn

donna makes you believe that you too could be in the Dead through sheer force of will and that’s what makes her great

hey @pfrazee.bsky.team we need chats so i uncork some suspension worthy posts in a safe space

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

Manufacturing [the age of] Consent

We are the sons of the honks that you couldn’t shoo

taxes taking my whole damn check ICE making me a nervous wreck the price of food is going up And as if all that shit wasn't enough my governments full of pedophiles and whitey’s going to mars

shampoo for my real friends and realpoo for my sham friends

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

A Farewell to Tings: a roots reggae tribute to Rush

this will make it so much harder to kill them

13-9, dickhead

the cosmic ballet, goes on …

going on SubwayTakes to let the host know “FM” should have been included on Aja

@yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social @steelydad.bsky.social Just went back to revisit this it’s even funnier than you remember

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

A fine day to remember Jim Harbaugh's unique relationship with "The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald" and the remarkable interpretive work that his and other football brains have done on this important text. (This is a gift link; I believe this news must be shared widely.) defector.com/the-edmund-f...

It’s just one of those storms when you don’t wanna sail out Every deck is soaked, every hatch is fucked No radio contact, and if you hail our ship your call won’t come back Your best bet is to cling to the rail, motherfucker It’s just one of those gales

riding out the shutdown to day 67 for the sake of the bit

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Imagine if Kendrick Lamar wrote a diss track about Drake…..and made him *sing* on it. That’s fucking Rumours

perfect for November

I literally do not care about any inaccuracies at all, it is a perfect song as is

these things had to have been the cybertrucks of the late 19th century

Someone’s great great great granddaddy got head on this

Indiana being extremely competent at football is so cool imho

when you’re an idiot

Terminal Lawyer Brain strikes again