Stocktin’ on Bobo

“Gunner Stockton is a carbon-copy of his offensive coordinator, Mike Bobo” is low key the deepest insult imaginable

this book literally changed my life lol

I wish I never had to hear Greg McElroy talk ever again.

Well, it’s new year’s. Again.

let us fucking go, Hoosiers

they call this show “Welcome to Dairy” but after two episodes I don’t see any cows or cheese, what’s up with that??

A giant toaster has emerged at midfield

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

[“nobody wants to work anymore” voice] “Nobody wants to oil a snake anymore”

Christmas Day is for prime rib and absurdly boozy rum cakes

do the Whos celebrate Christmas because of human Jesus, or because there’s a separate Whosus Christ running around Whoville?

You know who wasn’t on any Epstein jet? Tom fuckin’ Petty, that’s who

your word list stinks then! 🎅🏻

And Timmy Chang WHO DID NOT DIE

well this was a most hilarious result

SICK OF TALKIN' ABOUT ROBLOX FELLAS HAD TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE

Miracle on 23rd Street

we all know what would transpire between E.T. and hammers but we’re watching gremlins right now and you had better Believe those first five that spawned off Gizmo would be getting the 🔨🔨🔨 without hesitation

[Ghost of Christmas Future]: *points with bony finger* [Trump]: Wow. You’re telling me this my death? This is the first time I’m hearing this. [G.C.F.]: *points again* [Trump]: My family. Huh. Two loser sons. Very low energy. Sad…. Who’s the smoke show? [G.C.F.]: *gestures* [Trump]: Daughter. Nice.

simply put, i am having a wonderful Christmastime

It’s great that 60 Minutes correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi is coming right out swinging. Not having a second of this bullshit! I think coddled hacks like Bari Weiss have no idea what to do with righteous fury like this except, if anything, somehow play victim. Let’s see!

Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.

Bluesky Jeopardy! (Series, 2023)

about time

You other brothers can’t deny

If the U had any since of history and irony, players would be releasing a rap as the “Sixth-Seventh Floor Crew”

Where’s Waldo for sex criminals

nice fuckin rock fight this game turned out to be, jfc

lol yeah i figured

an ending like last night’s game would be so lit but it does not appear to be the case

"sweetheart, i sold my big dick to buy you these enormous bras" "but darling, i sold my big tits to buy you this XL fleshlight!"

Yeah I heard your mom likes many men

Watch a block of ads from 1980 and you'll realize that Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job was a documentary.

I desperately wish i had no clue who either of these fucking guys are

did it feel like that halftime took an hour or

FOOTBALL. WOW.

If you're in line for the Epstein Files, stay in line

Brutalist gingerbread house

these documents are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on New Years Eve

Dr. Henry Kissinger? The war criminal?

Jonathan Laroquette

Bama fans back in the playoffs