hey @pfrazee.bsky.team we need chats so i uncork some suspension worthy posts in a safe space

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

Manufacturing [the age of] Consent

We are the sons of the honks that you couldn’t shoo

taxes taking my whole damn check ICE making me a nervous wreck the price of food is going up And as if all that shit wasn't enough my governments full of pedophiles and whitey’s going to mars

shampoo for my real friends and realpoo for my sham friends

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

A Farewell to Tings: a roots reggae tribute to Rush

this will make it so much harder to kill them

13-9, dickhead

the cosmic ballet, goes on …

going on SubwayTakes to let the host know “FM” should have been included on Aja

@yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social @steelydad.bsky.social Just went back to revisit this it’s even funnier than you remember

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

A fine day to remember Jim Harbaugh's unique relationship with "The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald" and the remarkable interpretive work that his and other football brains have done on this important text. (This is a gift link; I believe this news must be shared widely.) defector.com/the-edmund-f...

It’s just one of those storms when you don’t wanna sail out Every deck is soaked, every hatch is fucked No radio contact, and if you hail our ship your call won’t come back Your best bet is to cling to the rail, motherfucker It’s just one of those gales

riding out the shutdown to day 67 for the sake of the bit

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Imagine if Kendrick Lamar wrote a diss track about Drake…..and made him *sing* on it. That’s fucking Rumours

perfect for November

I literally do not care about any inaccuracies at all, it is a perfect song as is

these things had to have been the cybertrucks of the late 19th century

Someone’s great great great granddaddy got head on this

Indiana being extremely competent at football is so cool imho

when you’re an idiot

Terminal Lawyer Brain strikes again

Ryan Grim like:

who up playing with they meat

she chew my bone til the gales of November come early

Au jus sandwich guy

profiles in courage

this picture gives big Aunt Bethany from Christmas Vacation vibes

When Black Tuesday comes, I'm gonna dig myself a hole

So the MAHA plan is for Americans to eat less and take GLP-1s. Foolproof imo.

To quote @helldude.bsky.social "if the judge starts quoting poetry at the beginning of an opinion, you're fucked."

🎶The rizzler, the glizzler, the old unc chopped and bustedddddddddd 🎶

been having a chuckle about this. looking on that subreddit, the mods are constantly running searches for and deleting posts that mention mamdani. the posters have been saying things like "the frontrunner for mayor" and so on to evade getting banned lol

special guest comic, Quentin Tarantino

What if Zohran Mamdani is that first domino?

At Woke Nuremberg instead of last words they’re gonna make these guys do a land acknowledgement

when our son asks what the 80s were like, this is the answer

Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer https://theonion.com/zohran-mamdani-refuses-to-share-plan-for-making-rich-richer/

on a momentous election day i am thinking of the guy who sent this legendary wrong number text

how about a kiss for your cousin the thief