Bari Weiss is about to show up and tell Liu Kang he’s fighting for Earthrealm in the Mortal Kombat tournament

Everybody here

Wemby is so cool

watching a game go into double OT in your 40s+

call me a presidential candidate at the Iowa state fair the way I’m downing these corn dogs

One of my all-time faves

RIP Mark Furhman, the last cop in American history to get in trouble for being racist

God DAMN I despise watching OKC play

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Alien: And how did you run out of water? Earthling: Machines drank it. Alien: Machines. Earthling: We had to feed machines the water. Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water. Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us. Alien: End communication.

she’s in oakland, someone tell interpol

So no group dms huh

what in the name of Winamp skins is this

s-tier nightmare blunt rotation

Nightcrawler, easily

Kokomo That's where you wanna go To get away from it all

Picker? Nope Grinner? Yup Lover? Nope Sinner? Yup Joker? Nope Smoker and a midnight toker? Yup

Steely Daniel

grandchild of Judge Valkenheiser looking MF

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

oh these are my healthy doritos

Too good not to share

name a better late night fridge snack than the humble slice of American cheese

2016 ➡️ 2026

People took a lot of shots at Spirit Air but today I had to book a flight on Frontier on a route I would normally use Spirit for and not only was it more expensive but Frontier is at least ten times shittier in every aspect. Last time I took a frontier flight I had to remove the wheels off a bag

its crazy how ricky from trailer park boys this is

Happy 5/8/77 to those who celebrate ⚡️💀

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Finding out about “rejection sensitive dysphoria” and having a mild panic attack at how much this has governed my life

I put the LOL in Propanolol

it’s absolute horses

Epstein suicide note looks like it was written by a cat from the Far Side comics.

Ted Turner’s memorial service will air at 6:05 and again at 9:35 on the Superstation, before and after the Braves game

6:05, Outside the stadium...

“You never even called my raven by his name” — David Allen Poe

Placing a small, sustainable data center on the side of my house so I can enjoy fresh-to-table posts I cultivate. #UrbanHomesteading

I don’t really see the point of tacos other than al pastor or birria. Seems entirely unnecessary tbh. God snapped when he designed these flavors.

No fear, RFK Jr. has a rodent penis he's studying

Couple about to sign divorce papers… WOMAN: I wish I'd never joined that Star Wars dating app MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places WOMAN: And I wish I'd never married a guy addicted to Star Wars puns MAN: It was a wookie mistake WOMAN: Just sign it MAN, SIGNING: May divorce be with you