Am I getting this right… there was an actor who ate people and so needed to make a “comeback” and then he made a nazi propaganda flick? Two strikes I guess. Let’s see what he does next

Look, it’s a bad sport. USA’s awful performance aside, it’s just a BAD SPORT. Boring. Frustrating. Embarrassing. And Boring.

MVP so obviously incoming

Let me tell you about someone who made the WORLD His CUP

2026 Playoffs 🤔 Jaylen PG 35.4 MIN 37.1 25.7 PTS 17.4 40.5 3PT% 55 71.7 FT% 88.9 5.7 REB 4 3.3 ASS 3 0.9. STL 1.4 3.6 TO 2

Jaylen ♥️ aside, I do think it’s a little bit odd that everyone is so positive this will make Boston a worse team, or that Philly is a lock to finish above us next season. It reminds me of how sure people were before last season.

I hope Mitch takes some time off from Making America Great this summer to learn how to shoot free throws 🇺🇸

(filling pockets with rocks. looking for nearest river.)

Did Weissert just say “sit down boy” after he struck that dude out?

Watching Danny Columbe is like watching a car crash in slow motion. The outcome is already decided as soon as he comes in.

Report: That’s Enough Soccer For Now https://theonion.com/report-thats-enough-soccer-for-now/

What a weekend. Sox score 3 in the bottom of the 10th to complete the 4-game sweep. Closing out the night with Vanessa Williams' "Save the Best for Last."

Willson o my word

So happy for Durbin. Cannot believe he dug himself out of that hole. From goat to fan fave in a blink. 💪🏻

Good morning!

“Hugo too? Fuck outta here widdat.”

phew. Jesus that was close. ☘️

shadow of the man that I once knew

Ok Beefsteak Tomato, let's not go crazy naming this thing. Robust Tomato, sure.

pour one out for this poor son of a bitch

That he was willing to get booed and be filmed falling asleep I think means we might be in Make A Wish dead man walking territory here 🙏

Major league source confirms Dan Roche’s report: The Red Sox are optioning Brayan Bello to Worcester.

Craig Breslow is Bari Weiss I hate it here

This song fucks.

Vaxxed?

Red Sox do not deserve Payton Tolle

Rip Humpty Dumpty you would have loved shai gilgeous Alexander

People keep telling me there have been, historically, worse teams than the ‘26 Boston Red Sox. I’m not convinced!

I hope this turns out to be a fantasy football punishment

Your Wildest Dreams is the middle of a Venn diagram between Touch of Grey and Come Dancing

Duran wants ketchup!

My favorite line in the Aja doc is when Walter says, with a bit of disdain, “Although it doesn’t sound the least bit like a celeste.”

Is “you got Fogelberged” a thing?

Monastario is so obviously better than Story.

Trev Story doing my guy dirty today. Just an outrageously bad baseball player. Begging 🙏 Craig to show him the door

More like Trevor Snorey amirite Never Glory… Forever Sorry

I bet Eduardo Perez could use that throaty-ass voice to do a mean “hips don’t lie’

Watching Trevor Story play the game of baseball makes me sad. The fact that he plays every day and Masa—who brings joy and, get this, hits!—doesn’t is… outrageous.

This man wants ketchup

We ride

Celts by a billion ☘️

Embarrassing stuff from my favorite team in the world. I feel physically ill. Gotta believe they not only take game 7 but figure out how to stop playing/coaching like assholes. ☘️

Brayan Bello, come home.

You gotta let Ranger try to finish it off.

Sox are good now! I’m enjoying this!

Jokic is a bum. Been skating on his horsey rep too long. Nice 8-22 suckah!

Don’t care if he’s a Laker now he is forever Smarf

Embarrassing refereeing all around so far this playoffs

Build a lead. Put in Vooch. Lose the lead. Repeat. Does he have compromising photos of Joe? Why is he playin???