"These meat creations/ Bring me elation"

counterpoint, 80s pop girl music video theme to 'We Got The Meat'

"Come on Barbie lets go Arby's" fucking GOES

Arby’s should make a Barbie girl song called Arby’s girl for a commercial that’s easy money

Jalen Brunson can win 100 championships and he will never escape the shadow of his famous father, the author of Doyle Brunson’s Super System, legendary poker pro Doyle “The Texas Dolly” Brunson. It’s sad.

Hes a bad Wembenyama

Brunson leading the league in shots that have made my nostrils flare these playoffs

Down the aisles

just saw the spurs nuns speaking in tongues with their eyes rolled back into their head, could this be related to the comeback....

even alvarado was like chill out brother you grabbed his entire wrist

Crazy block setting to a guard on a big in transition! Huge dunk opportunity! Oh god no it’s Victor Wembanyama oh shit oh fuck

not every pass is an alley oop attempt wemby just catch it

They call it a torta down there.

more like the Sandwich Antonio Spurs, these guys are full of bologna

nba dot com needs to carry more advanced stats like wembys turned off/on splits

spurs

What’s you favorite movie from every decade of your life? 1980s: Pee Wee Hermans Big Adventure 1990s: Pee Wee Hermans Big Adventure 2000s: Pee Wee Hermans Big Adventure 2010s: Pee Wee Hermans Big Adventure 2020s: Pee Wee Hermans Big Adventure

small brain thought: knicks fans are buying up all the reseller tickets big brain: resellers are all exclusively knicks fans

mitchell robinson sounds like the name of an evil kid from the mighty ducks franchise

Nobody does that.

Wemby may be good at basketball but I’d like to see him merge smoothly onto I95

When the Nets played a team with brightly colored jerseys it looked like the movie Pleasantville

They're like Sick ET except what's killing them is being away from New Jersey

interesting how the spurs black and white jerseys feel like a color combo, whereas the nets grey and black jerseys feel like all life has been drained from the uniform

Sneaky best part about widows bay is they didn’t force everyone on the show to have a Boston/New England accent it doesn’t feel forced

happy pride!

if the knicks lose tonight "The City that never Sweeps" is the easiest headline of all time tomorrow

spurs nuns were just chatting with william baldwin, easy ladies easy

Analyst Shaq: No big man has ever been better than me or ever will be better than me. None of these players come close to me, don't even compare them to me. Commercials Shaq: Rheumatoid arthritis is no laughing matter.

kick off yer high-heel sneakers my man

Happy Friday we made it

“Got to Be Real” Cheryl Lynn — Respect: A Century of Women in Music (1999)

just went 83-0 plus I didnt us AI, but your thing is cool too I guess

nobody told me that chris fleming was on survivor!

My goat

John Facenda: A cold wind blows from Lake Quinsigamond

worcester bears come on down

Something hurting down here in my gill flap

Absolutely juiceless Stanley cup final hurricanes have been in the playoffs like last 10 years and not once has anyone cared

Looks like the ass hole who stormed the court last night we should arrest these two as a safety precaution

To put the San Antonio selfie fan into historical context, this game had a drunk Boston fan get into an actual physical fight with a referee on the court after the crowd thought the Celtics had won and the game was over

Peyton Tolle, you beautiful weirdo

We are three wins away from Stephen A. Smith having access to weapons-grade uranium

Towns getting bodied by a guy built like a stick bug

Weird that they showed the dude on replay lol

Wonder which former spurs player got to take brent Barry’s ex wife to the game this time