This game is over.

Jaden McDaniels is underpaid.

Denver’s running outta time.

Minnesota treating this like game seven (which they have to because of this goes back to Denver).

Maybe the appendix was holding Embiid back.

Women famously love to avoid “manual human connection” so I’m sure this will go fine.

Where am I on Earth? Regardless the answer is probably get killed or eaten fairly quickly.

It continues to shock to me how many people have bought the "LLMs are AI" narrative. Every single big media outlet just... Runs the press releases as written. It's spicy autocorrect. You're arguing with spicy autocorrect. lifehacker.com/tech/claude-...

It’s crazy. Then it dropped for a good minute or so on an Atleti attack.

Noni clobbered Gyokeres.

extremely funny for a navy guy to be like rarrghh fuck fruits and vegetables given the history of all navies

Despite creating a billion-dollar franchise - with a new $200M budget Hollywood blockbuster launching in a month - the creator of He-Man's family were unable to afford his dementia and care facility costs, and had to setup a GoFundMe. Mattel gave $5,000.

Wemby's dad after he denied Deni lol

We are not prepared.

I'm sorry what the hell was that block!!!! HE WAS LOW MAN IN THE FAR CORNER!

Ready to assault a bat at any moment.

GINOOOOOOOOBILI

But do we?

Remember when De’arron fox scammed a bunch of people out of nft money lmao

the Sacramento zoo has 6 BABY CAPYBARAS

I honestly cannot believe a) the NBA proposed this as the best anti-tanking idea they had and b) the majority of teams were like, “Yeah, this sounds great.” This is so stupid and actively harms teams that are just run of the mill bad (RIP the Sacramento Kings).

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

2 whole hits, huh Giants? 2?

Joel Embiid is pretty good when he’s ambulatory.

Both of these together are a rounding error on the Department of Defense budget.

Again it’s not a solution for tanking it’s a solution for making easy winning bets. If I’d have made a bet against the wizards money line every game I’d have been right 80% of the time. Even against the spread pretty sure I’d have won more than 50% THAT’s what they want to stop.

Shouldn’t these draft rules have to be Competitively Bargained as part of the CBA?

I don’t think Hardaway even knew he was there.

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander tells NBC that he's already been keeping up with the Lakers-Rockets series

Get hot Spencer Jones.

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

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The problem was always going to be the Pistons offense.

Jalen Suggs finally made a shot.

HOLY SHIT

Thought that was Rashard Lewis for second. Jamal Cain put Duren on a poster.

RIP Gerry Conway, a brilliant writer.

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De’Aaron Fox!

Objectively correct.

Good effort Portland.

Many people are saying.

That De’Aaron Fox guy is pretty good.

You can tell how down the Nuggets are based on how gleefully Mark Jones posts

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

got into the lobby of the building? was he sam fisher from splinter cell?

If this is a crime scene it makes no sense at all.

Seems fine.

So just to recap, in the last minute CSPAN says it was a false alarm, CNN says the shooter was killed in the lobby, and the pool report says he's in custody, do I have that right?