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Happy Pi Day to all who celebrate.

This is also my 4yo and 12yo

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Shutdown. Delayed restart.

Watching Snow White with Little Kid and I’m old enough to remember when this movie first came out on VHS. I would always beg my parents for it when they went to the video store bc I’d never seen it, but I didn’t know it hadn’t been re-released yet because Disney did a very slow home video rollout.

I dislike saying this era or that era was "the best" for entertainment of any kind, but I will say that between PBS funding Mr. Rogers and Reading Rainbow and the absolutely insane shit in syndication us 80s kids had a pretty good time.

undefeated champion of this meme

IDK who needs to know this, but... When you call one of Senator Adam Schiff's local CA offices and he starts droning on, wait until he says "I got a few options for ya" and hit THREE. That transfers you to speak to a live human being instantly. (You might be put on hold, ofc). Just press 3.

why is the Mac Neo not touchscreen tho

Costco is selling majestic metal pelicans now

They got unc crawling in the lot for content

excitement: they are finally here to fix the bathroom ventilation fan that’s been broken for months annoyance: they didn’t say they were coming so I had to delay my shower and now I’m running late

Please enjoy this video I have been obsessed with for the past few days

Most of us would change our names and move to a non-English-speaking country if we were posterized this badly. It's proof that only seriously fucked up people run for office. bsky.app/profile/benc...

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

also I need to be so clear, I did not like this book and I didn't think it was very well-written but I also think LET'S CALM DOWN ABOUT THE THREESOME

good night, sewers. good night, streams. good night, operations and maintenance teams. good night, settling tanks. good night, stream banks. good night, engineers, scientists, crews, managers, inspectors, analysts too. a good night for us means serving with care. good night, sewers, everywhere.

if you want a fun time pull up the Italian WBC roster and read all the names out loud in a cartoony Italian accent

Congratulations to San Francisco for inventing the long-prophesied banana that costs ten dollars sfstandard.com/2026/03/11/g...

when you’re arguing about politics here on bluesky just remember there’s a young sheldon spinoff called george and mandy’s first marriage that’s watched by millions of people

I’m watching Disney movies with Little Kid in preparation for our trip next month and I hadn’t seen The Princess and the Frog in years and it really needs to be rediscovered! The whole “we’re bringing back 2D!/oops actually it flopped and we’re done” when they finally had a black princess was 😒

current status

I made the mistake of looking up tips on bagel recipes and the reddit post about how to form the holes/make sure they don't close up is... lol well.

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

The shoe thing is low on the "important global matters" scale, but HIGH on the "I'll take things a deranged Roman emperor would do for $500, Alex" chart.

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

Little Kid just served me this extremely French stew (pork-duck-cheese)

Here's a universal conversion chart that's very easy to remember. Hopefully it proves useful

introducing Cheerios Grandé!

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

today in being a citizen of the world I learned Iran is now without internet because a guy who was supposed to be in a classical Chinese study I just joined with two guys who know him can’t be there because guess what

I need to watch OBAA and The Secret Agent this week, but

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

Czechia's Ondřej Satoria, who is a full-time electrician, leaves his final career game to a standing ovation after throwing 4.2 shutout innings against Japan!

quick reminder that NT's production of The Importance of Being Earnest, starring human ray of sunshine Ncuti Gatwa, will be streaming FOR FREE on YouTube this weekend www.radiotimes.com/movies/ncuti...

Birch Forest I, Gustav Klimt 1902

comfort watching HBO Rome for the first time in a while…so many actors I love at their peak hotness, especially Polly Walker

man that AI larping site got hacked fast…ask it 2 questions, get 2 dumb answers, then I’m out of credit and need to be the AI to earn more except people ONLY ask for fanart of animes I’ve never heard of and if you turn down too many you don’t get any more requests

Deeply satisfying and also very frustrating because I would give anything to be this cunty with such literary flair

Elon Musk is asking for a mistrial because he can't get a fair trial in the Bay Area. Part of the complaint: the plaintiffs' attorneys did their job. www.sfchronicle.com/tech/article...

a propos earlier convs about how some readers insist books must be first person, I was just checking something on Goodreads and someone's left a comment on one of my reviews saying "may I ask before I purchase - is the book in 1st person?" It's a scholarly biography of Edward I.

I’m not sure any fascist leader in history has something as stupid attached to him as “bought a lackey a pair of too-big shoes and the guy was such a suck-up he still wore them” but I could use a laugh and would love to be proved wrong

⚠️ Come on please

anyway I read this on library ebook last year and decided to buy a used copy I saw online for $5, in hardback because I like the cover, and it turned out to be a signed copy

Like last year, this time change perversely feels like we went backwards and my whole house woke up early and was falling asleep by 8pm??