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Last night, I had my mind blown a little bit. This is what my beautiful city does in between World Cup games at its local fanzone in the park. This is... DISCOFOOT.

This is known as the "Inaugural Swim" and every mayor of New York City does it to keep the island happy and dormant.

A new rule in soccer should be that if a country plays a team they formerly colonized, they automatically start the game down a goal. I’d also accept the colonizer playing with 10 for a half of the formerly colonized country’s choice or draws counting as wins for the formerly colonized country.

Was married once. Very quick to note that his mom lives with him and not the other way around. Leaves in a work truck every morning, but nobody is really sure what he does.

yo I need everyone to notice this this guy just did a Zohran-style video that’s low-budget but super authentic, credible, and watchable. Proof it doesn’t take Zohran-level charisma! Sincere belief in what you talk about helps though.

Four-year-old just told his toddler sister “it’s time for the hunt” and they both left the room. Not my business

if i could only be the Chamisul frog for a day

They should make some movies with positive representations of liminal spaces. Like when you work at a convenience store and you can go in the walk in behind the drinks. You can smoke back there and steal sodas. Why don't they show that on the movies

Something lovely for the weekend! 🤩❤️ Ancient Egyptian gold headband decorated with heads of gazelles and a stag between stars or flowers. Second Intermediate (Hyksos) period, Dynasty 15, c. 1648–1540 BC. 📷 The Met www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti... #Archaeology

any bed I'm in eventually looks kinda like this

An ivory okimono of a banana, 15.5cm (6 1/8in) long. Late Meiji era (1868-1912), early 20th century. Sold for £4,000 www.bonhams.com/auction/2281...

new sense and sensibility trailer looks like a brontë rewrote it

Taking the kids on a short road trip inland and they're marveling at gas being under five dollars

From Josie Stratman (NY Daily News): “Mayor Mamdani on his "Talk with the Mayor" twitch stream reveals an old username: airnova2112 (after Mars 2112) Apparently a 15-year-old Mamdani used the username to come to the defense of his director mom, Mira Nair, from haters on online film chat boards”

If there really were aliens I’d be like ‘don’t we have enough fuckin problems’. Fuck aliens tbh

One guy talking to himself

is there anything worse than listening to your voicemail when you know it's a message you don't want to deal with and having to sit through "first...message...sent from....telephone number...eight zero zero..."

Technically, they’re Remains now.

Lynda Barry did not squeeze your heart and simultaneously explain the point of all art with the barest of line drawings so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...

Finished! #StardewValley #CrossStitch

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not to be all "hey look I wrote something" today but made myself cry working on this consequence.net/2026/06/mel-...

as a committed centrist, it saddens me that both parties are falling captive to their extremes - the right to insurrectionist cultists who want to invade american cities, and the left to socialists who want better bus service

went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face

honestly the lesson is “never like an athlete personally unless you have a ton of evidence of decency in their favor and even then be ready to get disappointed”

“the english historically struggle here in massachusetts” bless you john strong

I don't know if anyone has pointed out to you what happens when you do a google search of 'widow's bay', but it's worth doing.

This is incredible.

oh and while I’m responding to things I see on my timeline, no I wouldn’t use ChatGPT for voting (or for anything) but it’s not weird for voters to turn to trusted outside sources! the CA primary was a NIGHTMARE (longass ballot full of people I didn’t know) and I ended up cribbing from Balletpedia

reminder: punishment IS positive reinforcement, because doing anything in response to behavior is "positive" in psychological terms; negative reinforcement means not doing anything signed: a psych major 20+ years ago

I did my best

Having a lot of friends I've known since I was 12/13 is really terrific, but the occasional downside is knowing they remember some of my most embarrassing teenage moments. This is why people stopped living in small villages.

My theory is that this is why he has a career at the FBI at all

Countries with pyramids are currently undefeated in the World Cup

we went to the cloisters today and they have a special exhibit on unusual representations of creatures in the medieval period and I *cannot* stop laughing at these central american ritual knives

Was feeling melancholy, but then I dug up Theoden with an undercut from my vault of memes

To be canceled on Threads must be like walking through a single waist-high strand of cobweb that was long ago abandoned by the spider.

As a household with no dishwasher, an important breakthrough was made when I realized it was more efficient for me to wash things as quickly as possible and put back anything not fully washed for a rewash later than to go slow and make sure it was all done right the first time

"Lalas’s ubiquitousness every World Cup is American TV’s answer to the Iran war: no one wants it, everyone hates it, and as it drags on, it inevitably becomes a face-saving exercise in damage limitation"

Amazing. At age 20, Lionel Messi did a UNICEF Barcelona photo shoot for a calendar, of him giving a baby a bath. That baby was Lamine Yamal. It’s his first World Cup, and Messi’s last. They’ll play against each other. What a crazy story.

every two words is an entire Dickens novel