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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme. So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”

Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk

just a small town boat getting stuck in SOUTH DETROIT

I convinced friends to see it last night and I'm halfway to convincing my family to see it tomorrow.

This is fucking brilliant, and you should read it: lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...

I'm having a hard time placing my WICKED: FOR GOOD review, so to the masses I go: I have forgotten more about the play and novel than most people will ever know to begin with, and I would be a huge asset to your outlet. I'll happily pub on my own, of course, but being paid is also nice!

"LOOK AT HOW HIGH I AM!"

Of course @lataco.bsky.social @shoton35mm.bsky.social has the definitive account of what unfolded before and after Saturday’s victory — which illustrates over and over again how LA is completely unprepared to handle celebrating fans

Super excited that we're hiring a senior writer to join @wired.com's culture team! If you're obsessed with internet culture and like our vibe, apply! condenast.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/CondeC...

We do not know what RRR director SS Rajamouli's next movie is called yet but we do know that WHATEVER THIS IS IS HAPPENING. #globetrotter

Just need everyone to Google the name "Rosalind Franklin" at this moment.

I feel that "Vince Gilligan Remixes the Twilight Zone" is a magical incantation deployed specifically to disarm my longtime refusal to subscribe to yet another streaming service.

Because 9 PM ET is a remarkably bad time for publishing a review if you're hoping to get any traffic for it, I am resharing my #PLURIBUS review now, in the hopes you might be interested in my thoughts on this extraordinary show. consequence.net/2025/11/plur...

guess it's time to also share this consequence.net/2025/11/plur...

it's beautiful

I invite you to caption this photo, if you wish.

#PredatorBadlands brought me so much joy in the movie theater and my dearest hope for you all is that you are able to go to a movie theater this weekend and experience it for yourself. consequence.net/2025/11/pred...

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000

Easily several hundred people have packed into this plaza in Chicago's North Center tonight in response to ICE abducting a daycare worker early this morning. This is a neighborhood that has largely been spared until now from the "Midway Blitz" terror campaign. But everyone knows someone affected.

[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

This has been a wild few months for me and unplanned double features, thanks to the screening gods: WEAPONS/FREAKIER FRIDAY HIGHEST 2 LOWEST/RELAY CAUGHT STEALING/THE LONG WALK ELEANOR THE GREAT/SPINAL TAP II PRESIDENT'S CAKE/DIE MY LOVE HEDDA/SPRINGSTEEN SECRET AGENT/SENTIMENTAL VALUE

The nice thing about Debra Messing's crashout is that I can 100% see her character from SMASH going on a similar journey, and so that show isn't really ruined for me.

well when you put it like that

I am sharing my Letterboxd review for the movie #DieMyLove here because I think it is a pretty good one and I would like more likes for it. (Today feels like a good day for radical honesty. For some reason.) letterboxd.com/lizlet/film/...

Wokeyo Drift

Fellow elder millennials, this is the "Auto-Tune the News" dude, how's that for a blast from the past

Fuck this is good.

*taps sign*

Let’s do this

mine eyes haveth seen what Debra Messing is posting on IG right now and all I have to say is DEBRA NO COME ON DEBRA DEBRA NO

bold of ryan murphy to begin All’s Fair with a scene made with such terrible de-aging filters that naomi watts looks like she’s being dubbed from a foreign language film, despite apparently speaking English

Man, I really used to be in the bag for most Ryan Murphy shows but #AllsFair is really unforgivable. consequence.net/2025/11/alls...

I cannot

Please, Californians, help make sure #YesOnProp50 happens... or I WILL RELEASE THE OTHER "JOKES." To prove that this is not an idle threat...

🚨🚨🚨WE HAVE A JACK DAVENPORT ALERT🚨🚨🚨 JACK DAVENPORT IS IN ALL’S FAIR EPISODE 2. THIS HAS BEEN THE JACK DAVENPORT ALERT SYSTEM. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting. now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.

Something I might try with a future slice! (I have a dozen or so chunks of pizza with which to experiment further.) FYI, the reheating method I love: Put a nonstick pan on the stove, put pizza in pan, cover with lid, cook on medium heat for about 4 minutes. Crust stays crispy, cheese gets melty. 😋

The vast majority of this pizza is now cut into pieces and wrapped in foil in my fridge. Because there is SO MUCH PIZZA, I am looking for fun ways to spice it up when I reheat it. Yesterday, I enjoyed a slice sprinkled with some curry powder. Today, gonna try rosemary/garlic?

Please, Californians, help make sure #YesOnProp50 happens... or I WILL RELEASE THE OTHER "JOKES." To prove that this is not an idle threat...

New awareness campaign

#Filmsky friends, are the SISU movies basically like those flashbacks in the movie VIOLENT NIGHT to when Santa was a badass Norse warrior? (I somehow haven't seen the first movie, but I did like the flashbacks in the movie VIOLENT NIGHT to when Santa was a badass Norse warrior.)

We were ahead of the curve; we already knew we only live once, long before the dawn of social media

Today I did some phone banking for #YesonProp50... HEY CALIFORNIANS, you've all voted already, RIGHT? Ballot's in the mail or in a dropbox or at your local polling place? GREAT! ...Anyhoo, the loading screen for the phone banking software featured, um, jokes. These, IMHO, were the "best."

TIL that there's a YOLO County here in CA.

just saw this random comment on Reddit and it's really sticking with me: "Projection is just a consequence of lacking empathy. They lack the ability to imagine what other people think, so by default they spew what's on their own mind, the only mind they know."