Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker… Bernie Goetz?

really only one way to end a year like this one youtu.be/K0pp-wxMaw4?...

Let me just say: this draft did not go how I thought it would go. bsky.app/profile/scre...

Tom Brady having to call a helmet catch…

If you're not subscribed to @franhoepfner.bsky.social's Fran Mag, you're currently missing out on her Top 20 list, a rad collection of movies but also really smart, insightful commentary on them. I have a whole new way to see "The Secret Agent" now! franmagazine.substack.com

For seemingly the bazillionth time, we’re pointing to the Avatars’ box office as a way to “scoreboard” the perfectly sensible observation that those movies aren’t particularly sticky in the cultural imagination. The point is that for billion dollar movies you’d think they’d have imprinted more.

"Shane and Ilya, flip it around: Shane and Ilya!"

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

never seen a more shameful attempt to spin being a moron publicly into a barstool podcast in my life

Anecdotal evidence from my (and others’) family Christmas gatherings is that there is a lot of interest in “Marty Supreme” and “Song Sung Blue.” I know I did my part to stoke those fires. Did you?

Required reading for anyone who's loved "Heated Rivalry" and felt terrorized about it by the smart, mean gay guys in your life (or who merely exist in your head). bsky.app/profile/rila...

Well now the call of a loon is gonna mean more to me than just Tragically Hip songs, so welcome to my complicated future.

King of December confirmed

Violet Bick, unshameable.

God save us.

The line between Trump’s truth social posts and the “Merry JIZZmas 💦” chain texts has gotten so, so thin. bsky.app/profile/maxb...

I haven’t seen a single “Train Dreams” integration in either of today’s games, what the fuck.

Bumping this for anyone who saw Song Sung Blue today and is still reeling.

you will be visited by 3 spirits

Look what someone did to the new Avengers trailer dyyyyying www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr3hr2A6/

you will be visited by 3 spirits

Burgess Meredith saying “Looks like Chuck’s taking the skin boat to tuna town!” is very much my “cellar door.”

Merry Christmas!!

Gonna be a little bit ~different~ today and pay tribute to the queer icons of Christmas. Starting with fussy, frustrated, child-hating Professor Hinkle from "Frosty the Snowman."

Gonna be a little bit ~different~ today and pay tribute to the queer icons of Christmas. Starting with fussy, frustrated, child-hating Professor Hinkle from "Frosty the Snowman."

Best Film in a Foreign Language: • Jafar Panahi's IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT • Alain Guiraudie's MISERICORDIA • Park Chan-wook's NO OTHER CHOICE • Kleber Mendonça Filho's THE SECRET AGENT • Joachim Trier's SENTIMENTAL VALUE #GWNYFCA2025

Happy holidays to my football nerd faves @minakimes.bsky.social and @benjaminsolak.bsky.social. Best in the biz, a treat to listen to them pinpoint my team’s weaknesses with terrifying clarity.

Brand-new, holiday-themed, utterly-unwell, thoroughly-delightful This Had Oscar Buzz episode with special guest Natalie Walker on THE NUTCRACKER AND THE FOUR REALMS! Keira Knightley's 2019 Oscar campaign will exist in our hearts (and perhaps only there) forever. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...

@da7e.com Ayyyyyyyy!

It's the last day before Christmas break and all I want to do is watch videos of cars sliding down ice-covered hills in small towns.

It remains worth noting that this turd, Theo Vonn, and WWE’s The Miz all jumped into a Cabo San Lucas pool to wrestle inner tubes away from each other, and someone named Piggy, and the guy who slapped Irene in the face. bsky.app/profile/atru...

It's gonna be real funny that the only lasting impact of Todd Phillips' awful Joker sequel is people being like "OH SHIT that was Connor Storrie!"

The "Survivor 50" trailer had me largely in a tailspin, but at least I have Jenna Lewis to look forward to. www.vulture.com/article/surv...

I talk a lot about not having any entry point into the Avatar movies, but Neytiri does spend most of this movie complaining about not being able to kill an annoying teen.

I broke down all two minutes and thirty seconds of the "Survivor 50" trailer, a preview that lets us all know that the season is in the hands of some fans, just probably not yours. www.vulture.com/article/surv...

Man, every single thing about Spider is just the living worst, huh?

I broke down all two minutes and thirty seconds of the "Survivor 50" trailer, a preview that lets us all know that the season is in the hands of some fans, just probably not yours. www.vulture.com/article/surv...

We're six months maximum from "slop" being weaponized by the Real Housewives class, and won't you all feel silly about your little word of the year then.

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Twin Peaks ass email.

The Survivor 50 trailer starts with a lengthy Coach monologue, suggests celebs like Jimmy Fallon and Billie Eilish have designed advantages à la Tyler Perry, and reveals a Mr. Beast cameo. It’s horrifying.

I’m bringing a real “let’s get this thing over with” energy to this Survivor finale.

Unfortunately you will also lose your vote in the next election. bsky.app/profile/amik...

Really very good stuff from Zach that made me want to watch all three of these movies again immediately. bsky.app/profile/zach...

Outstanding Achievement in Sweaters and Rumpled Hair

My offer to YouTube to allow me to produce the 101st Academy Awards will remain on the table for the forseeable future.

He just makes every single aspect of the brief time we all have on this planet worse. bsky.app/profile/vult...

ABC did this to themselves and I won't miss their constant attempts to make the Oscars not the Oscars. bsky.app/profile/thr....

Gotta admit "Dear Me" is an incredible song title under the circumstances, though. bsky.app/profile/ezwr...

The Zootopia franchise continues to get shunned from the Original Song category and it's not right.