Never not gonna be funny that Star Wars built up a whole cult mythology and spin-off series around Boba Fett, a character who gets killed for laughs by a blind Han Solo.

Hey Hello Fresh, mind your business.

If a TV show has more than one episode per season that clocks in at 47-51 minutes, it should be declared Emmy ineligible.

Thread here what American Idol finalists you would say you're ~certain~ haven't/won't vote Republican. cc @heyheydra.bsky.social

Category is: characters in movies who definitely fucked

in this week’s Taskmaster, Amy makes mention of having once thrown up in a friend’s “bum bag.” Intrigued, I looked this term up, and I am led to believe that in Britain, a “bum bag” is a fanny pack? I have... questions.

Hot "Survivor" take: if they're not gonna do Ponderosa videos for YouTube, the jurors should be isolated from each other.

That’s 50 seasons of “Survivor” working hard to uphold every possible aspect of the meathead jock stereotype.

Even though @adambvary.bsky.social is famously the only gay guy who has ever been on Screen Drafts, @danemcdonald.bsky.social, @joereid.bsky.social, @chrisvfeil.bsky.social, and I are going to do our best to queer the canon.

Taylor Sheridan getting his paws on Michelle Pfeiffer and Annette Bening is my version of people who do the “get a job, stay away from her” meme when Ryan Murphy casts some pop idiot.

I’m not saying the Sabres are playing great right now, but it’s weird that the ESPN announcers keep saying “fuck the Sabres and their mothers,” right?

watching one Robert Altman movie all way through without their phone would send these people into a full-on dissociative coma

Mamdani has demonstrated something that Democrats have largely forgotten. You can't just do good things for voters and expect to be rewarded for it. You have to tell them about it, over and over again. You have to advertise your work in office just as much as you did on the campaign to win it.

Pop Culture Jeopardy, I can't stay mad at you.

Honestly, the fracking isn't as bad as constantly foisting LaToya Jackson and her awful music back into the public consciousness.

Throw this hockey game right into the lake.

Imagine being on "Survivor" and finishing a conversation with Aubry, and then as you walk away you notice the camera lingers behind you to shoot Aubry's reaction behind your back. Do you pack all your shit immediately or take one last long walk along the beach?

I had a great chat with "Survivor" legend @robcesternino.bsky.social about his status as a Reality Mastermind, the influence of @robhasapodcast.bsky.social, and why Mike White got so pissed at him. www.vulture.com/article/rob-...

The inexhaustible pettiness Survivor/RHAP fans have for Billie Eilish is breathtaking and delightful.

It's weird that we spent 20 years collectively debating who was the real villain of "The Devil Wears Prada" but almost no time debating who was the true masterpiece of Madonna's "W.E."

This week was also the kickoff to our annual May Miniseries at This Had Oscar Buzz. We're doing a whole month on new Oscar categories, both real (Casting! Stunts!) and wishful (Voice-Acting! Choreography!). podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

So proud to have been a part of Vulture's gorgeous Reality Masterminds feature that has been unfolding all week. I got to write about some of my favorite reality TV folks, including Parvati Shallow, Rob Cesternino, Taylor Hale, and the great Alan Cumming. www.vulture.com/tags/reality...

Rest in power, Duke Phillips.

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Kate Winslet for Revolutionary Road and The Reader for sure. I'm calling this the Kate Winslet rule, and I encourage everyone to join me. bsky.app/profile/mark...

For @vulture.com, I ranked every Anne Hathaway performance! www.vulture.com/article/best...

A Meryl grid for Miranda today: www.vulture.com/article/dail...

YouTube keeps serving me up clips of "Girls" and now I’m wondering if I should just do a "Girls" rewatch like all the mean gay guys did a few years ago.

Thinking about all the incredible guest stars on “Mrs. Hatt.” Kathy Baker. S. Epatha Merkerson. Camryn Manheim. Tim DeKay. Ed Begley Jr. Bess Armstrong. Ron Rifkin. Debra Monk. Mimi Kennedy. Tim Matheson. Christina Pickles. Edward James Olmos. Mary Kay Place.

Thinking about all the incredible guest stars on “Mrs. Hatt.” Kathy Baker. S. Epatha Merkerson. Camryn Manheim. Tim DeKay. Ed Begley Jr. Bess Armstrong. Ron Rifkin. Debra Monk. Mimi Kennedy. Tim Matheson. Christina Pickles. Edward James Olmos. Mary Kay Place.

This MFer is trying to kill toons so he can build a freeway.

Mic failure to start the hockey game so the entire Buffalo arena just pitched in to sing “O Canada”; that ruled.

Chelsea Perretti being like

ICYMI: @joereid.bsky.social used the power of Glenn Close doing "Da Butt" to speak publicly on Hillbilly Elegy. More on that, Amy Adams as J.D. Vance's mom, and how one decides between ordering Chardonnay and Sauvignon Blanc on our latest episode ⬇️ 🎧: podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/h...

One of the funnier elements of the defiant “Michael” fandom is the oft-repeated notion that critics are being unfairly harsh to “Michael” after praising “Bohemian Rhapsody.”

Wow, West Wilson strikes again. bsky.app/profile/marg...

I just want Joanna Page to talk at me all day being all Welsh and stuff.

This “Euphoria” season premiere feels six hours long.

All New Yorkers deserve a @mayor.nyc.gov who liberally quotes HEAT www.vulture.com/article/whic... @vulture.com

As a Sabres fan, I historically loathe the Philadelphia Flyers. Stuff like this makes it hard to keep up that energy. www.instagram.com/reels/DXdDZw...

Everybody's talking about how the "Beaches" musical is bad because of the "writing" and "directing" and "staging" but nobody's getting at the most important part which is they didn't include Otto Titsling.

these showings are going to be like rocky horror picture show midnight screenings for a bunch of 40something brooklyn guys www.bam.org/film/2026/py...

What's wild about Michael Jackson boosters is that I think most people would understand wanting to let the music stay the music. "Chinatown" is still a classic, why shouldn't "Billie Jean" still be? It's the determination to then lionize the man AND call his accusers liars that feels so ghoulish.

Even as a critic who has tried to write about MJ’s legacy with nuance and grace, I appreciate the clarity the director of Leaving Neverland brings to the table

Excellent “Michael” review from @alisonwillmore.bsky.social. This bit especially. www.vulture.com/article/revi...

Crazy how the first time I saw “Josie and the Pussycats” I thought “one day those two will be hosting dueling murder-mystery reality competitions.”

“The Valley” is Bravo’s whole ass show about men forcing women into and out of motherhood scenarios, but West and Amanda are the scandal?

I suppose it’s ironic that new-era players Johnathan and Joe are carrying the banner for my least favorite flavor of old-school #Survivor condescending morality.

Look, I’m just saying, maybe if fuckin Mamaw had cycled Titanic into their daily Terminator 2 marathons, JD might’ve known how to negotiate the forks at Yale. bsky.app/profile/chas...

Developing a new theory which is that if you see a Cailee Spaeny character coming your way, RUN in the opposite direction.