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Okay the result sucked but I've been pricing Cape Verde resort hotels for the last half hour.

This crab statue I found while Google-mapping Cabo Verde is having the best day.

Obsessed with the World Cup color commentator guy who sounds exactly like Mary Carillo.

I sometimes think about how nothing was ever better — and in fact everything that came after was just dramatically worse — than the first time I saw the train in "Hello, Dolly!" get entrance applause in "Put on Your Sunday Clothes."

most irritating part of "how can you root for the US did you know we are bad" is why the fuck do you think I got here without thinking about all this and coming to my own peace with it why do I have to be in the slow lane with you, ever you missed this meeting I'm not giving you my notes

The latter is what charms me about soccer! The former is fascism I think! bsky.app/profile/rodg...

Bingooooooo bsky.app/profile/bria...

BOOOOOOO

This here is the entire crux of the issue. We had sensible regulations requiring years of testosterone suppression and hormone therapy to play in women's sports. This had not been a problem for nearly twenty years, including at the olympics. Then the right made it one by straight up lying about it.

For America's birthday, it's America's Sweetheart 🎆 @joereid.bsky.social returns to discuss Julia Roberts! We wade through I LOVE TROUBLE, AMERICA'S SWEETHEARTS, FULL FRONTAL and LARRY CROWNE, unpacking the ups, downs, and comebacks of her iconic career: bit.ly/4oYdJrc

The Americans should get like three free flops after that red card.

God, it's so clear that FIFA wants Bosnia to advance.

It’s not that the offside rule in soccer is stupid; it’s that I haven’t watched enough soccer to get used to how it’s stupid.

If you ever wanted to hear me furiously rant about how a movie starring Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta-Jones could be so bone-deep unlikeable, this is the podcast episode for you: bsky.app/profile/thef...

Ecuador is doing an excellent job of sitting on this 0-2 deficit.

Saibari 👀

"I hate to say it, KB, but a slightly deflated ball probably wouldn't have sailed like that."

Suuuuper fun This Had Oscar Buzz episode dropped today, talking Luca Guadagnino's "Queer" with @mitchellbeaupre.bsky.social! Daniel Craig's career highlights, the louche appeal of gay Jason Schwartzman, and Luca turning away to the window... and then turning back. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

I gathered Vulture TV critics @roxana-hadadi.bsky.social, @kvanaren.bsky.social, @jdmchenry.bsky.social, and Nicholas Quah to talk about the year's top limited series ahead of the nominations. Why did they all feel so underwhelming? www.vulture.com/article/limi...

I like baseball fine. When people try to sell me on the moral superiority of baseball to other more corrupt sports, this kind of thing doesn't help their cause much. bsky.app/profile/dave...

Hell yeah.

Julianne Moore gonna win her second Oscar for playing Marge Simpson in "Oh, Streetcar!" youtu.be/clyzHmBx43E?...

Back into the Disney+ fray to finish “Love Story.” Still not quite seeing in it what many smart people I know saw in it, but Constance Zimmer is nailing it in small moments.

I come to a “Toy Story” movie to ponder my own mortality and the mortality of everyone I love. This is mostly about how Timothy Dalton is no longer voicing Mr. Pricklepants.

There’s a line in Toy Story 5 where Bonnie’s parents rationalize getting her a tablet because “she is 8, after all” and one of the kids in the theater goes “eight?!” and I couldn’t stop wondering what that incredulity was directed at.

Need Curaçao to win so they can advance to the knockout round to play Grenadine.

The contrast between Timmy frolicking through the best month of his life to this embittered lunatic who used to stalk him (and framed her decision to start stalking someone else as a moral failing on HIS part) has been stark, to say the least.

Betty Gilpin's gonna win an Emmy some day for playing Lindsay Hubbard, I truly believe this.

"Ruff Ryder's Anthem (Jesse Solomon's Version)" bsky.app/profile/vult...

In a just world, Tracy Morgan at the NBA Finals would be the publicity that puts him over the top for an Emmy win for Reggie Dinkins. bsky.app/profile/cjze...

Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.

It is absolutely fitting that Trump briefly disturbed the excellent energy in NYC to watch the Knicks lose for the first/only time in six weeks, and then retreated to stage a fistfight on his lawn where he's paying the winner in electricity.

Going 15-1 to close out the playoffs and the 1 being the Trump game is so funny.

Aesthetically offensive basketball game for all the casuals who are watching.

11 foot tall Wemby not getting that rebound - like why even bother? Just be short!

Cars parked on the lawn ass country. bsky.app/profile/spen...

You think Wyclef and James McAvoy are pitch-side at the Haiti-Scotland match?

We are recording the '90s BEST ACTRESS WINNING FILMS SUPER DRAFT with Team This Had Oscar Buzz, @joereid.bsky.social & @chrisvfeil.bsky.social, vs. Team @actressespod.bsky.social, @louispeitzman.bsky.social & @danemcdonald.bsky.social NEXT WEEK! 10 films. 10 spots. What needs to be at the top?!

I didn’t not spend a significant portion of “Disclosure Day” playing the “Is that Elizabeth Stanley? That is, right? Are you sure it’s her?” game. “You could drive a person crazy” indeed.

Another World Cup means another couple months of having "Ocean Avenue" taking up long-term residence in my head. youtu.be/X9fLbfzCqWw?...

Drag Race's YouTube feed celebrates Pride in the weirdest way (by spoiling me by mid-day Friday as to which two queens won the week and lip-synced against each other).

My subway take this month would be that if a flop in soccer is SO outrageous, it should be rewarded.

I'm not naive about how difficult it would be for American soccer to compete with elite soccer nations, but I'm certain that taking Alexi Lalas off TV is an essential step in the right direction.

100! A century of cinema, and give-him-a hand for a job well done. Be thankful to have lived in the time of Shalit? I shall! www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...

DISCLOSURE DAY: A true landmark in thumb drive cinema.

We used to be able to make fucked-up shirt designs all on our own without the "help" of AI. bsky.app/profile/prop...

Offside in soccer is like credit default swaps: you gotta explain it to me new every single time and there’s no way I’m retaining that information for even a day.

I gotta say, scrolling through Insta reels of Knicks fans/New Yorkers experiencing true joy and ecstasy last night really puts the miserable “Summer House” commentaries that come up every four or five scrolls into stark relief.