enjoying the show Ponies which is about two women with distinctive but highly enganging eyebrows that have decided to link and build

harry styles, these are actually opposite to the teachings of mother ann lee

can't stop watching this www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcWS...

joe alwyn is very good in hamnet that is true

[guy who is only at awards show to learn new recipes] jessie buckley slow down was he added any specific herbs to this soup or

my friend from the secret life of bees and I

Pon de Replay does also play in my head when I see Wagner Moura

our lord and savior Ann Lee has suffered so much (Amanda Seyfried had to lose two different awards)

what's going on at the reptile convention can we cut to bobby cannavale at the reptile convention

golden globes music choices transporting me to a college basement party in 2015... I'm doing jello shots... I'm crying into a red solo cup... I'm trying to convince a guy who isn't into me to look up more songs by carly rae jepsen

ann lee on the golden globes red carpet: la lala lalalalala variety interviewer: la lala lalala? awards press around them, hammering their chests: la lala lalala

sometimes the vibe is just that you hunger and thirst

imagine having to tell someone "they're eating you up on threads" would just be embarrassing for all involved

the fact that I have to go all the way to the upper west side in order to bear witness to the testament of ann lee... the sagas one must embark upon in the name of one's girl amanda Seyfried

realized I missed the christmas episode of elsbeth and what a treat, andrew rannells is trying to murder someone while inside a mother ginger costume for a reimagined staging of a nutcracker

accidentally went to an open caption screening of Avatar Fire and Ash and now I know how to spell so many fun new proper nouns

whatever is going on on palm royale is at this point none of my business

every major holiday I get to discover which of my friends' parents are randomly really into Elsbeth and I think that's beautiful

the cultural cachet of my having access to a cottage on a lake 2 hours outside of Ottawa randomly skyrocketing

unfortunately the hive mind that is TikTok has figured out exactly what I want (manuosos fancams)

linking and building with the carol/zosia stans of pluribus twitter... I'm not sure how or what but together we will achieve great things

I hope I'll always be remembered as a scholar of the four realms

the incredible comedic chemistry between Josh Hutcherson and Jordan Firstman is such a lovely thing to observe, like at a zoo when a lion cub is randomly best friends with a goose

also here to share this bitchy unverified genius annotation to the lyrics of climbing uphill from the musical the last five years, presumably from someone who didn't cast Cathy

having a great time avoiding social media on vacation much because every time I log in there's even more insane gay hockey show discourse and I log right out again

need everyone to know that in the latest season of Emily in Paris Ashley Park gets cast in an animated remake of Moulin Rouge! where he character is a rat named "Ratine" with gigantic boobs

pluribus but about me and all the other gays who saw sherie rene scott in queen of versailles and now share a consciousness (which we only use to think about sherie rene scott)

had an amazing dream where I just had a pleasant phone call with Amanda Seyfried about what she was up to in life

it's important to have early-in-life exposure to fanfiction so that you develop the antibodies to immediately detect when something you're watching is obviously that

saw a Marty Supreme talkback where Timmy said he wanted to be one of the greats like Michael Jordan or.... George Balanchine, a campaign tactic that unfortunately really works on me

[guy who has only ever seen tartuffe watching wake up dead man: a knives out mystery] hmm, getting a lot of tartuffe vibes from this

Could talk to Rhea forever about the tricky, highly-technical, and sometimes totally mysterious work of playing the most miserable woman left on earth

okay maybe we are losing sight of the fact that it can be fun and good to be a snob about things

It’s true! The great @alisonwillmore.bsky.social and I are debuting our new show Critical Darlings on the Blank Check podcast feed on January 1st! Come listen to us talk about all the awards-season movies, won’t you?

nobody is asking the hockey actors the most important question (how tall are they)

‘Ella McCay’ is pure gas-leak cinema. Nothing the characters do resembles the behavior of human beings breathing in the recommended levels of oxygen to function normally.

jordan firstman it seems you have endeared yourself to me www.vulture.com/article/jord...

how much would I have to Venmo Ariana Grande to perform a cover of My Strongest Suit... like 20 bucks?

how was my weekend? well I watched every youtuve video with sherie rene scott I could find, so

need a high school junior in a ridiculous wig doing a "so big, so small" jimmy awards performance playbill.com/article/dear...

increasingly sensing that the hockey show is meant to be a vehicle for scenes of men feeding each other, which, go off I guess

my editor told me I had to watch heated rivalry

every 30-something gay guy I know seems to be in the midst of a torturous breakup or deep in convoluted discourse about heated rivalry, in some cases both

Regina Hall throwing in "and married," she really is a comedic genius www.vulture.com/article/cult...

"I want that [clock] twink annihilated [by laurie metcalf onstage]" -- scott rudin

Love this point from @helenshaw.bsky.social about the way Stoppard’s literary references could be a door, not a barrier www.newyorker.com/culture/post...

once I saw Tom Stoppard be interviewed in college and he spent a large portion of the talk complaining about Joe Wright's choices in Anna Karenina (which are good but clearly did not work for him!), an amazing experience I treasure

really does feel like arcadia changed my life, so

"dua lipa is doing ads for the milan winter olympics" just a perfect phrase, beautiful scansion, brings with a sense of sacred and powerful harmony within the universe

playing Rosalía's new album for my niece to help with her language development