"This is a violation of Zeus's law" I mutter when a hot guy doesn't reply to me on a dating app

AMC employee unraveling her loom: actually no you can't be seated for the IMAX screening until I finish this

at a brooklyn coffeeshop last weekend I was sitting by some teen girls and one said to another "oh congrats on being valedictorian! how are you celebrating?" and then the valedictorian went "thanks! I just went to a benson boone concert"

Here's my story about the making of THE ODYSSEY, which is somehow one of Christopher Nolan's biggest films and also one of his most intimate. www.vulture.com/article/chri...

kind of adored how much the Odyssey is about the sea peoples theory of Bronze Age collapse

world cup game, ariana grande concert -- gonna be a wild bastille day tomorrow in the arrondisement of bococa

you go to one Minions movie and suddenly your TikTok for you page is entirely edits of the two main minions (who ARE in love) set to Olivia Rodrigo

put on the 5 star weekend and it's amazing how the stakes of this show don't get raised; it all sort of rests at the level of jennifer garner making pretty food and being sad and talking with her girlfriends

turning to my date when giulia, the poison queen of palermo, comes on stage during giulia: the poison queen of palermo, "that's giulia" www.vulture.com/article/thea...

I'm sort of fujoshi but for the two queens in house of the dragon at this point

had a quick and absolutely delightful chat with Dale Dickey about her Widow's Bay Emmy nomination www.vulture.com/article/dale...

well thank god

House of the Dragon, my favorite goofy comedy about the delightful scrapes Olivia Cooke keeps getting herself in

to the tune of "meadowlark": a magnificent ship full of gay men, and meeeeeeeeee

thrilled to be out of town for taylor swift's wedding, devastated to be missing the tall ships

googling "so how do I get to maine" www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS3r...

I gathered Vulture TV critics @roxana-hadadi.bsky.social, @kvanaren.bsky.social, @jdmchenry.bsky.social, and Nicholas Quah to talk about the year's top limited series ahead of the nominations. Why did they all feel so underwhelming? www.vulture.com/article/limi...

a delightful sad dark funny sweet play that was, yes, also very stressful to watch right before spending a holiday with your family

Jimmy Awards really randomly multiplying the stock of Lysistrata Jones

when i talk about to the most beautiful song in the world i am of course referring to "go find yourself or whatever" by carly rae jepsen

keep getting distracted imagining the interiority of the people earnestly trying to date at the Peter Thiel-backed corporate retreat

experiencing full Emily Blunt-style possession identifying each new theater actor that appeared onscreen in Disclosure Day

because of the World Cup the Brooklyn Bridge pedestrian path is full of even more wide-eyed and gawking European tourists than usual, which I have, in an act of great beneficence, decided to find charming

in 15-20 years somebody is going to win a featured actress Tony for belting Stupid Song by Olivia Rodrigo in an otherwise misguided jukebox musical

your honor... she's disrupting

Jennifer Ehle in The Vampire Lestat

"gitchy gitchy Betsy Aidem" stuck in my head and yes so far I have had maybe 2 hours of sleep

famesick led me to rewatching Girls at I'm at the point (beginning of season six) where everything has weird of the moment resonance: Matthew Rhys episode (Widow's Bay), Elijah dating fake Anderson Cooper (Andy Cohen TMZ dating report), Hannah goes surfing (idk I would also like to go surfing)

to the tune of "N.Y.C.": Murray Hill, just got here this morning — five friends, two rooms, one not especially compelling sitcom www.vulture.com/article/not-...

"i'm happy to keep talking" is just an incredible line, god bless

huge and I'm sure accidental oversight that my good friend dua lipa didn't personally invite me to part of her wedding celebrations

hacking ending as it began: compelling in concept, failing to land the execution

new brooklyn bridge bike lane exit is amazing btw, didn't realize we were making that happen that fast

I haven't watched Off Campus but I feel a compulsive need everyone mentions it to bring up the fact that its hot guy Belmont Cameli was in the amazing Peacock Saved by the Bell thing nobody watched

high-end burgers are one of the more suspicious things in the world to me... same energy as whatever is going on in the tv show hacks...

I can fix him (the mayor widow's bay)

after Tatiana Maslany on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed and Elsbeth's gay son on Elsbeth, we need one more TV character to be a fact-checker for a New York-based magazine for a trend

emotional discussion of the end of The Comeback that also includes talk of Mrs Hatt

what if a 4:30pm monday screening of the sheep detectives is what fixes me

a delightful time talking with Allison Jones about how everyone in Hollywood really wanted a chance to meet Valerie Cherish

why does the morning show need a character who is "a passionate and uncompromising Broadway theater director"? Well, frankly, for me! FOR ME!! deadline.com/2026/05/lizz...

walked past brad lander docking an e-bike this morning, felt like an auspicious omen of some kind

concerning, the extent to which plots and casting choices on elsbeth seem to be made by my own roiling subconscious www.tvinsider.com/gallery/elsb...

skimbleshanks robbed

vote hsu!!!!!

kicked out of the met gala after getting too inspired by ben platt's look and showing up in a suit embroidered with the full plot of war paint

important www.vulture.com/article/jaco...

a nice meta touch that the glamour of the Milan sequence in the Devil Wears Prada 2 is almost certainly made possible by Italy's famous post-pandemic filming tax credits

Devil Wears Prada 2 really does capture the high stakes feeling of logging into a CMS

when you think about it jonathan groff is sort of lea michele's dulcinea