No actually I don’t think I’ll be spending 70 quid on 100% polyester pyjamas are you for real lads

See, they forsake me!

Strands #665 “Load up on tissues” 🔵🔵🔵💡 🔵💡🔵🟡 💡🔵🔵

“Juratic” is a trio of dinosaurs who are tourism ambassadors for Fukui Prefecture, where lots of dinosaur remains have been excavated.

Right I'm coming back here because I've annoyed everyone else in my life too much about heated rivalry so now I have to annoy you guys to get my kicks

Not sexually.

"Dr. Hussam Abu Safiya, the director of Kamal Adwan Hospital in Beit Lahiya, has been forcibly disappeared by #Israel for a year without charge or trial. He was kidnapped from the hospital after a weeks-long siege by Israeli occupation military, during which he refused to abandon his patients..."

Darmok And Salad At Tanagra

Never mind I am BACK IN

Aaaarrgggggg I have been logged out of borrow box because I need to renew my library card which I should have dkne in December but didn't have the time arggggg

If they but knew it

Why does Youtube blank out words they don’t like? It really ruins the experience and hasn’t got a single positive aspect to it. Yanks, for all their claims of free speech, really are the most language controlling country in the anglophone world, even worse than the English.

Every signing with the author of Goosebumps should be called IRL Stine

Quick! Hide the snakes!

Here’s to 2026

Just need to make it clear that I plan to become more beautiful and powerful in 2026 so this is your formal warning

This is me lol

Strands #664 “If you ask me ...” 💡🔵🔵🟡 💡🔵🔵💡 🔵

This video almost single-handedly justifies TikTok

Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer https://theonion.com/wooden-spoon-only-thing-in-mans-life-that-not-giving-him-cancer/

My favourite but of Angela's Ashes (that I can remember) is adults constantly saying that young Frank has that dark Presbyterian look about him. Not like his brother Malachy who smiles like an American

Shaking my head as I watch the Christmas Would I Lie To You so everyone knows I disagree with Walliams being there

Puppy Receives Unwanted Human for Christmas https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/12/18/puppy-receives-unwanted-human-for-christmas/

Happy Wran's Day! The Wren, or Lá An Dreoilín, is still strong in parts of Ireland (notably Kerry), with elements entwined with nature and the pagan roots of this time of year. "Up with the kettle And down with the pan Give us a penny to bury the wran" Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...

Nach bronntanas iontach é! #speirgorm ❤️🎄 Here's to the in-between days, the absolute best days x

got lots of compliments from a bunch of old women on my lovely necklace today, and no one knew it was the amulet of kings from Todd Howard's The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

It only seems that "you" are in your head because that's where your sensory organs are. But you are no more in your head than you are in your Ass. Some of you perhaps even more so

A four year old told Granny that God,Jesus, Mary and Joseph are fake. So there's that

PARSON BROWN WAS A SHAM. YOU WERE MARRIED BY A SNOWMAN. YOUR MARRIAGE ISN'T LEGAL. YOUR CHILDREN ARE BASTARDS.

Strands #663 “Please hold” 🟡💡🔵🔵 🔵💡🔵🔵 💡🔵💡🔵 🔵

Ireland's oldest Xmas sung text is an antiphon for Xmas Day from the Antiphonary of Bangor (Milan, Biblioteca Ambrosiana, MS C 5 inf), c.690: From this day on, the night decreases and the day grows, the shadows are shaken and the light spreads, and debts to darkness give way to dividends of light.

"Merry Christmas to all, including the dead terrorists" (yes, that is an actual quote)

Tiny Tim, who did NOT have hoes

Doesn't matter if Buble changes baby to buddy, still sounds like he's implying that he'll give it up for Santa in exchange for gifts.

And Big Tom, who *did* die

Me: "I’ve brought a urine sample." Doctor: "I didn’t ask for a urine sample." Me: "There was a LOT of traffic."

And lets all celebrate with Marlborough cigarettes.

The new knives out was terrible. They might have got away with it if it was like an hour shorter. Wonderful cast wasted . We had clocked who the murderer was early on and thats a bad sign considering how convoluted it all was

And again. Good shake now

Ok stand up shake your legs

Theres children outside singing that godawful Killeagh song. This is a true moral panic.

My nephew thought my dad didn't believe in climate change and we had to explain no he just likes giving out

"The murderess served me coffee" I thought dad was just being insulting but it turns out it was slander

Jesus Christ the stuff you find out at Christmas. Just found out my dad is fork lift certified

Kirk is fighting a guy named Finnigan (he has lost half his top) and there is irishy music playing for example a Molly Malone orchestral arrangement

🎄🎁🎅🏼

Oh look who decided to come out of their room

Happy Hogswatch to all who celebrate. Ho! Ho! Ho!