Strands #819 “Places to go” 💡🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵

Take heart, the d4 accent (our times most dangerous contagion) didnt win

A dreadful implication of the information we have about Miles O'Brien, is that by 2328AD, people in Killarney, Co Kerry, Ireland will speak with a then archaic Dublin accent when speaking English.

Hearing some pipes in the distance. Honestly, can see why Danny Boy was into this.

No you don’t Charlie Brown

PSA to anyone going to St Anne’s for gigs: get the Dart back into town. Yeah it’ll take a Dart or few to get everyone gone but it’s better than the 130 bus that just dropped off the radar and left rakes of people wandering for an extra ~1.5 hours before eventually getting a Dartz

The World Cup is about celebrating exotic host nation cultures

CMAT concert was amazing. We had really good tickets too. Did you know when they say "front" on them it means you go to the "front"? I was kinda star struck. She'd wave into the crowd and Id go "omg she waved at me" Also really sound crowd no agro at all. Getting home wasn't too bad dart wise.

You know you really been through it when the paramedics wrap you in foil like a baked potato

I try all things; I achieve what I can.

Happy birthday to the goddess of Chaos @erislovesmovies.bsky.social

Gentle reminder that we are still in No Moe May

Strands #818 “We'll be there” 💡🔵🟡🔵 💡🔵🔵🔵

Anyone know what “7pm” at Vicar street means for a comedy show listing? Is that doors at 7? Would show start at 8? #speirgorm

NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED

Rowdy party in the neighbourhood. Lots of cheering. Must be the bloom crowd

Vaxxed?

Reminder that Widow’s Bay creator Katie Dippold is behind one of the greatest Halloween tweets of all time:

have kept this to myself for years but tonight is the night i'm saying it. i've never seen benjamin button and i never will. i don't want to see a big baby old man or whatever it is that's going on there.

Friend of mine has a great idea. Every single Israeli player who lands in Dublin gets interviewed as a former member of the IDF about their possible role in war crimes the minute they land...

Presumed the name MiWadi was some sort of reference to the hydrological feature, but distressingly, no, it refers to (MI)neral (WA)ter (DI)stributors. Fuck this

Holy digitised phrenology, Batman!

Jesus, Bones just say heart burn there is no need to be so dramatic. Thats it Im getting Spock in here.

Absolutely wreaked. My nap has turned against me. Gona do something dangerous and get a coffee

As a legal strategy, this is an objectively terrible decision, but, on the other hand, he is giving us magnificent content, so...

I love Detective Garda Ronan Lawlor’s column in Crime World about the best Crime Guns he’s seen that week

Too windy for a T-shirt, too warm for a jacket.....that's crime world

Forget it Jake, it's Crime World (I haven't seen the movie)

"You best start believing in Crime Worlds, Miss Turner... you're in one!"

The writing staff employed by PreCrimeWorld

Forget it Jake. It's CRIME WORLD

The woke militant atheist Left are trying to make Sundays a crime. Disgusting.

That monkey is a criminal

Connections Puzzle #1083 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

You can now add Maggots to Sewage

Very narc of me but I do think a big slice of the AI problem is that we're not hard enough on people for being lazy greedy babies

Strands #817 “E-I-E-I-O” 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵 Easy but whatever no hints

The gorse on Bray Head is on fire. 😔 #ireland

Doing a Northern Ireland jigsaw puzzle, almost finished the piece process.

I am convinced. They should have elected him

Not sure how widely known this is but in the 2008 election there was a pro-McCain parody of It’s Raining Men where no one could figure out if it was satirical or genuine to the point it was discussed in news articles, and the person behind it? Future Archer and Bob’s Burgers star H Jon Benjamin

A woman beside me onnthe luas is just casually littering I cant deal

People saying that Captain America's was a bad restaurant are missing the point. It was one of the seven remaining ancient seals that keep the Old Ones in their slumber beneath the earth. www.thejournal.ie/captain-amer...

With the obvious caveat that everything they've done is horrific, but what Israel is doing in Lebanon is no different to Russia in Ukraine. To continue to engage with them while we exclude Russia from everything is white supremacy 101. Arabs are less important than white people to our leaders.

Justice for rosé! Too long dismissed as “just the pink one”, rosé is getting her redemption arc on Wed 10th June at 7pm with Lorcan O’Brien! The last wine night, the wine flowed & the spittoons went untouched. Come alone. Come with pals. Come to rethink rosé! Tickets: www.eventbrite.ie/e/...

I agree with you on ChatGPT please dont insult my writing style

Carrying a cross with me so I can produce it at any email drafted with AI like it’s a vampire.

caithfidh go bhfuil sé cos-tasach go leor stopadh anseo

Ok this is a truly great tweet