"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

As ecologists say, the best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago, the next best is now. According to the Dept of Finance, we've 15 more years of a housing crisis

He’s on a mission from God.

Strands #620 “Out, damned spot!” 💡🔵💡🔵 💡🔵💡💡 🔵🟡🔵💡 🔵🔵

The billionaires put their crimes in the emails yet I am barred from the supermarkets for caressing fruit in a fully legal manner

But we needa silver bullet if weare to kill the werewolf!

Good question . You can wear open disdain for haters . I like to pair mine with a red beret

Very very interesting item on Liveline now about deportation of Georgian workers - two employers whose staff were deported and they can't get them back. I'd LOVE to know who the government think they are pleasing with this policy

There is no winning. Read a book in public, you get accused of being performative. Don't read a book in public, Joyce Carol Oates says you are a human shell with no inner life. 😞

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

Strands #619 “How puzzling” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵

Why was this news? We just amplified the uninformed griping of a rich prick with shady baggage. If we want to have a debate on the merits of remote work - fine. Look at the evidence. Not all studies support my outlook on the matter so there's plenty to actually hash out with genuine expertise

Connections Puzzle #884 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Strands #618 “Aesop's animals” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 💡🔵🔵💡 🔵🟡🔵

I went to get a blood test at the Mater. It was very efficient. Perhaps too efficient. She called out my name and had a needle in my arm with out so much as a hello how are you.

We’re in Disneyland Paris. The Christmas decorations are up and the place is looking spectacular. It isn’t too busy so we got to go on every ride twice, three times for some of our favourites. Just a magical day all round. Should have brought the kids, they would have loved it

It looks like they all agreed to wear purple but unfortunately Mary Robinson's purple outfit is currently in a museum

A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule

Purple is a fruit

Saw an army truck on the way to the park with 2 huge cannons on the back, which I assume they are going to use to shoot the president. Such a shame, she's barely started

Strands #617 “A case of the Mondays” 💡🔵💡🔵 🔵🔵🟡🔵

Looking over Áras inauguration speeches of the past and, I gotta say, Cearbhaill Ó Dálaigh might have dropped the best one. Cúchulainn mentioned ✅ Flann O'Brien mentioned ✅ Offers to cycle instead of being driven around because of the oil crisis ✅ Shoutout to the Chief Rabbi ✅

My daughter is learning to crochet and she made a hat for our cat. The cat doesn’t seem impressed.

Every day on this stupid app someone responds to something I've posted telling me something I already know.

putting her phone in a pouch would have made her killers less transphobic and violent?

lol she got his ass and he knows it

an briseadh síos sa 'conradh sóisialta' - cé acu coir is measa, dar libh: 1. cac madaidh a fhágáil i do dhiaidh 2. neamhaird iomlán a thabhairt ar do chuid indicators 3. stopadh agus seasamh ag an doras isteach chuig áit éigin 4. ceol agus físeáin a sheinm os ard in áit phoiblí

Darwinian Christmas

Our next National March for Palestine is on International Day of Solidarity with the Palestinian people, November 29th. Join us and show our government we have not and will not go away, we demand #SanctionsNow #FreePalestine 🇵🇸

This is brilliant! Agnes might not use it, but always better to have the info

See Red Women's Workshop poster, 1975

I'm sorry what? I was born with these bay leaves and so help me god I'll die with these bay leaves

french wikipedia is the only language that has a "list of bastards" article

Strands #616 “How enchanting!” 💡🔵🔵🔵 🟡🔵

Im being silly nothing bad will happen in this mostly light hearted book. Oh a main character (a child) has died.... cool

Loneliness is not being able to say "if its a blond actress I will kill myself" without worrying people because they haven't watched 30 rock

I really do love the jumanji film

Strands #615 “Knock, knock!” 💡🔵💡💡 🔵💡🔵🟡 🔵💡🔵💡 🔵

"Sleepy Joe Biden" was, of course, a confession. It's tiring being the Imperial Grand Wizard, Der Führer, and King.

Made rocky road. Licked the spoon. Its friday night baby!

This is what they took from you

"Relax, he didn't DIE," arsa mammaí.

My soon-to-be brother-in-law is English (scandal) and when he told my mother that his grandfather had been shot by the IRA, my mum said "I'm sorry that happened. But he shouldn't have been in my country" lmao