What are my three favourite euphemisms for sex you ask?

Neither blue nor green, but a secret third thing (teal)

For sale: baby Crocs, too ugly

Um… ok. Guys, please stop bullying Scottish journalism

Accidentally deleted my accidental Bonnie Parker cosplay

Try getting a reservation here, you fucking stupid bastard

That’s right, I live just around the corner from Britain’s Tree of the Year (2025). Also in lesser celebrity sightings, I saw Peter Capaldi

Didn't hear much from this cunt again did we

I dislike the whole “and you’re SURPRISED?!” bullshit whenever anyone expresses alarm at a news event because the people posting it act like they’re wise sages for democracy but are basically doing the work of evil people because there’s nothing evil people want more than for evil to become routine

Yes Catherine Connolly has some kooky ideas but it’s important to keep in mind that she’s from Galway

this is crude to say but starmer could goose step out on stage, throw a nazi salute & order every immigrant rounded up into camps, & it wouldn't convince a single fascist to vote for him, because what they want isn't rational. a far-right party would simply say "we'll do that but more & faster"

ha! They've dropped the terrorism charge against Kneecap's Mo Chara

Aw dang, they got all the entertainment leaders in here

Firmly of the belief that Shōgun does not need a second series but I’m absolutely going to watch it anyway

Non-Irish people should be told that Ireland is creased with national hilarity because the Catholic conservative candidate who failed to get enough support did a presser to talk about how Ireland had been cheated out of having a real 'people's candidate' while holding a €20K+ Hermes handbag.

Wouldst thou like the taste of Pepsi

I rarely get this level of attention when I’m back in Ireland

This pair look like the villains in a movie where the hero is a dog.

Strange, the bully is kicking my ass even though I've been telling everyone how much I respect him. Maybe he hasn't heard

McDonalds could never

Party name, never worn

all fascists are cowards, if you tell them no they run scared, if you try to appease them they sense weakness and attack harder

Look I'm also worried about censorship but I can't stop laughing at this

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

unfortunately the only footage they could find of charlie kirk not saying evil things was when a pint of blood was gushing out of his neck like a fountain

The Spectator really saying the quiet part loud with their brand new "degenerate scum need fascism now" front page, which also promises an article by Andrew Tate.

Melania Trump strolling into Buckingham Palace like

How can you get something this wrong? Draw a disney prince and call it a day.

my favourite story about robert redford is how he got turned down for a role in the graduate because he spent the audition saying 'aaaaay i'm the graduate, baby' even though he was reading for anne bancroft's part

I didn't read all 72 pages but I hope the US and UK got a shout-out for aiding this genocide

Mogwai in the streets Gremlin in the sheets

imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.

This is what every Blue MAGA post sounds like to me

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

I’m gonna say it: I think that YouTube rug cleaning guy dirties the rugs himself

Fascists well beaten on the streets of Dublin today:

Well I guess now that I’m a member of the Greens, I’m legally obligated to go throw some beans on a painting. hmu with your least fave classic works of art

Can't believe it's been thirteen years since Danny Dyer couldn't believe it had been eleven years since them slags smashed into the twin towers and it still freaked out his nut til that day, it still freaks my nut out to this day.

Spectacular, I hope other countries follow suit

so #humble and #grateful to live through another peter mandelson resignation. never stop grinding and achieve your dreams

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

Some context: Utah legislature made it legal for open and concealed carry by concealed carry permit holders 18+ on state university campuses. So there was no way to block the shooter from walking in armed.

to be fair to Starmer there was simply no way of knowing that Peter Mandelson was likely to get into bizarre and sordid scandals that would be a catastrophically bad look for the government

I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point

Email your county councillors folks, they might surprise you in a good way 💚💛 #McGregor

Can't believe we've had to put up with all those Marvel comic book films but no one's ever adapted this

Would you still love me if I was a bookworm?

When a witch addresses you as Thane of Cawdor but you're Thane of Glamis

One of the kittens is definitely only pretending to be stupid but I can't decide which one