A genocidal apartheid state

Seems to be a huge underestimation by almost every western media talking head about just how badly the current supreme leader of Iran might be taking the fact that his entire family were massacred by Israel and America 3 weeks ago

Uh oh they are starting to notice us lads

5 days away, it is interesting that it coincides with Trump's energy infrastructure ceasefire. Doubt that the Iranians will find this in any way suspicious

Am extremely concerned that 2 radio show hosts have been talking to the Trump administration pretending to be the Ayatollah and his Minister for Foreign Affairs for the last few days as part of an elaborate skit

Basically, Trump sees the ayatollah as an unruly pro wrestler who is off script doing a shoot and the ayatollah sees Trump as the guy who killed his family.

Hahaha

3 consecutive days of sunshine

Nice castle you have there, be a shame if something were to happen to it

Went to Google translate and it's not any better tbh

Yes

Bolognese is much nicer with pappardelle than it is with spaghetti

The moment Israel targeted British journalist Steve Sweeney in southern Lebanon.

I've commissioned a report that says I'm a genius please read it

$200 billion dollars is a hell of a lot of money for a war you've already claimed to have won

Spring has sprung

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

How can we make our national day as miserable as possible?

Cork haven't won a senior hurling All Ireland since the Mesozoic era so this photo checks out

I'm ruling out starting for Manchester United against Bournemouth on Friday

We went on a day trip to Fishguard of all places. This was late 80's Ireland so they were probably just showing us how to emigrate. We ransacked a shop and the teachers all got steaming drunk on the ferry.

Hungary, Luxembourg, Bolivia all the great navies will be there

The Hungarian navy are on the way

Social collapse in Ireland is measured from when an event occurs and the time it then takes for someone to steal a digger and demolish their local Lidl supermarket

Bring it out to dinner, plenty of wine, and back to mine for coffee

I think the moment has arrived for Greenland to announce it is closing the Davis Strait

I'm massively concerned that the Taoiseach will be bounced into unblocking the Strait of Hormuz with the Viking Splash Tour boat by Trump

Europeans when asked to unblock the Strait of Hormuz

As per Kerry tradition Jessie Buckley will be put on display in a small cage in Killorglin for 3 days upon her arrival back from the Oscars

BREAKING: FIFA President Gianni Infantino is sending 150 world cup footballers to secure the Strait of Hormuz.

A war being prosecuted by people who still aren't sure why the Persian Gulf is called the Persian Gulf

She's going to bring the Oscar around to every school in the county like they do with the Sam Maguire

Man with a dark secret slips on ice (Mescal) he's treated by a paramedic with a dark secret (Buckley) they move to a village in the West of Ireland where everyone shares a dark secret etc etc

A very good weekend for Manchester United football club chances of Champions League football next season

This dog is suffering from Manchester United Supporting Owner Shouting At The Telly Syndrome (MUSOSATTS) Please donate £5 to your local MUSOSATTS Centre to provide immediate relief for these adorable creatures

Julius Caesar: Ide fucking murder a roll and some figs right now Brutus: Ide fucking love to murder you Julius Caesar: What? Brutus: Nothing

A full list of Irish people who shouted for England yesterday will be available on Shoneens.ie from 11 am this morning

Look is Netanyahu dead or what? I've the next few days off and I need to know how many celebration cans to get in

Some rare good news in an otherwise desperate geopolitical scene

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

Protestant fish always know they are in Donegal waters when they see the 'Brits Trout' graffiti

He's gone down a lot in my estimation after this news

Troy Parrott with both goals for AZ Alkmaar in a 2-1 win in the Conference League tonight. That's 31 goals in all competitions including internationals this season. It's only March

Well he's in the right place to learn how to avoid even the slightest shred of accountability for his own political decisions

The idea that Netanyahu/Israelis wouldn't have bounced Kamala Harris into a war with Iran the same way they had Biden take a full enthusiastic role in a genocide is so unserious and laughable anyone who suggests it should be treated with absolute contempt along with everything else they have to say

IRAN SAYS IT STRUCK AN AMERICAN OIL TANKER IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ.

They are my best 3 coddle jokes tho