If a center half is taking one of your 1st five penalties in a shootout then that's just unbelievable cowardice from the rest of the team. The only time he should be taking a penalty is if it's sudden death and you've no choice unless he's a specialist and Gabriel certainly isn't a specialist

Arsenal fans are really enjoying The Killers

What do we need to know Ronnie???

Every June bank holiday they have a Clancy Brothers festival in my home town of Carrick on Suir. The image of the town on the promotional cover this year appears to be Carrick on Shannon for some reason

When I seize control of the state in a violent and bloody coup the playing of videos on your phone on full sound in public will be immediately made a criminal offence carrying a mandatory death sentence

Galway has one of the worst housing and rental problems in the country and they just elected a Fine Gael TD in a by-election so I'm absolutely certain that these numbers will top 40,000 by 2030. Neverending rise in homelessness is actually an electoral asset these days

Richie Sadlier couldn't have put the insanity of the Ireland Israel game going ahead better there

2 sent off as bitter rivals Ireland and Qatar face each other in a vital friendly at the Aviva

There's something about workplace safety videos that will put me to sleep in minutes

Good evening from Ballyquin portal tomb Co Waterford

The secret to living well in very hot weather is eating early, eating late, and consuming as much alcohol as possible in between

Out of 10 service stations surveyed

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone

It's too hot

Trying to lay a brick patio with a Jack Russell pup who wants to help ain't as easy as it seems

Tipperary, Waterford, Wexford and Kilkenny all out of the hurling championship before June. A quiet summer in the south east

You know it makes sense

Maybe Jimmy is just looking for better quality drugs

The 1st person to introduce chicken to the Roman diet was Kentuckus Fryus

Itamar Ben-Gvir isn't some weird outsider he is the pure unadulterated representation of Israel as it is. He is the embodiment of the current Israeli state and anyone arguing otherwise is just doing it out of embarrassment

They will be cheering this Villa performance in Bournemouth and Brighton

Absolutely everything is far too on the nose these days

Many of them EU citizens who have been kidnapped and assaulted on camera

You say No Kings and yet you still eat a Chicken Royale for lunch

Now do Manchester City

It's going to end up as Bara McBaraface

Love that Trump is building his very own Fuhrerbunker and the entire US media are still calling it a ballroom

That's an absolutely disgraceful decision. A blatant red card

The EU is doing absolutely fucking nothing while Israel illegally detains and kidnaps EU citizens in international waters. Not a fucking thing

Eggs provided by Bertie Ahen

Nantes have been relegated from Ligue 1 and to say that the supporters aren't happy about it would be putting it mildly. Match abandoned

I see the Jackeens didn't even lose to Meath proper they lost to the breakaway and massively weirder Westmeath

West Ham looking like they are about to join Hertha Berlin as a team that plays 2nd tier football in an Olympic stadium

The only reason St Patrick wasn't immediately murdered when he arrived from Wales is that he had the common sense not to be talking this shit

Has Fianna Fail tried luring Bertie Ahern with a trail of €50 notes that lead to a trapdoor?

I have this mental vision of Ahern just canvassing every day of the week even when there aren't any elections.

Obviously didn't watch Eurovision but was genuinely surprised when I heard who had won

Liam Cahill is a lucky man he has an All Ireland in the bag already because they would be burning effigies of him all over the county after this performance

Hearts deserved to lose just for that air raid siren alone

At least it wasn't Kid Rock

Mad that there are no Bruce's under the age of 40. Someone just introduced a naming your kid Bruce shadow ban and everyone agreed to it

Being the architects of the crash and then overseeing the largest rise in homelessness in the history of the state and the highest rate of evictions since the famine is certainly making a difference

Hard Of Hearing Leppard

This is what we call Ghosting in rural Ireland

Just saying what we are all thinking

Home of the hedgehog blaa

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