$20 billion for $80,000 worth of uranium and we'll throw in the Strait of Hormuz. The art of the deal

I never thought that any website could compete with Twitter but this place is so unusable right now it really feels like home

Arra I wouldn't be fond of drinking

Mehole getting the sack just over 2 months from the EU presidency would be fucking hilarious tbh

I'm sure that the introduction of a new AI tool and this website shitting the bed every 5 minutes since then is just a massive coincidence

If you're not watching the Bayern Real game you're really missing out. It's fantastic

Saw the Exorcist and Dirty Harry when I was 7

Rub ma belly

How the fuck can you be guilty of damage to a foreign military aircraft in a neutral country? If anything he was doing his national service

The Minister for Hiding Under The Bed at the Department of Not Taking Any Questions

Leeds should be 5 up these players have once again decided they want the manager sacked apparently

Perfect, simply cannot be improved upon

The Irish government looks so weak at the moment I'd imagine that they will be spending a lot of their time this week picking which marginalised group to go after to make themselves look like big tough boys again

You'd solve a lot of Ireland's problems just by shutting down Facebook

Victor Orban Suffered A Huge Election Defeat But He Has Won My Heart By Finn McRedmond

JD Vance has managed to kill a Pope and Victor Orbans's political career in just 2 European visits

30% less rat sightings

So let me get this right, the Iranians and the Americans are both going to be blockading the Strait of Hormuz. Top tier geopolitical banter

It'll cause carnage amongst the independents supporting the government

The fact that the real fuel shortages and eye watering food inflation are still to come you really get the feeling that this government is in no way ready for it. Gonna be a long long summer

Excellent well worth a read

Just like the rest of the planet Arsenal are running out of gas

Hahaha a fuel protest by supporters of the guy who caused the fuel shortages

If you're wondering why the fuck the government aren't doing anything it's because most of the 'protesters' vote Fianna Fail and Fine Gael

The Minister for Burning The Place To The Ground at the Department of If I Don't Get What I Fucking Want

Just the perfect mix of successive government failure on just about everything, the authorities/media treating the worst people in the country like they are somehow representative of everyone, mollycoddling the far right and outright refusal to put manners on the social media companies

This psychopath has been allowed to murder 10's of 1000's of people just to avoid a court case

It's that kinda night

The guy going into Leinster House to negotiate for the fuel protesters is on Liveline and just said this is going to change Ireland forever, they are running the country not the government, the Taoiseach needs to resign immediately, and the Dail has to be recalled immediately. His actually words

An interesting report today on the Garda response to an attept by a pro-Palestinian group to march to Dublin Port. Just by way of a compare and contrast. www.irishtimes.com/crime-law/20...

Sexy

The door is wide open now anything the far right want they know what to do and they know they won't be stopped

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

The Minister for Justice is now on the RTE News begging the protesters to stop just in case you were wondering who is actually running the country right now

People can't get to chemo sessions, maternity wards, traffic and public transport chaos, petrol pumps empty. The Irish Government: Ahh lads

Had to take her to the vet who unfortunately confirmed that she is indeed a little sausage

The Fuel Protesters Are Clearly In The Wrong Which Is Why I Think They Might Be Right By Finn McRedmond

Looks like I'm gonna be having petrol for dinner for the next few weeks

It was his 21st birthday party

Tomahawk Thursday on Liveline

Calling him spineless is an insult to spineless people this guy has no bones at all, just a walking talking sack of jelly. Amazing watching him torch his own credibility at every opportunity

A couple of dozen Just Stop Oil protesters would at a bare minimum all be in hospital by now

It looks like Armageddon was just delayed for 24 hours

Cheeseburger eating surrender monkeys

If Liveline is anything to go by this fuel protest is going down like a lead balloon

The 3 Irish motorway lanes 1, Inside/Driving lane 2, Middle/Overtaking lane 3, Fash lane

You know that these fuel protests have far right loons at the heart of them because the Guards and the media are treating them like they are family members airing a grievance at Christmas dinner instead of calling for the army to shell them

They've replaced the Ayatollah with the I Will Toll You

So many of the Iranian missile and drone launch units are operating independently it's gonna take a while for them to be made aware of the current situation. Might be days