You're at Frank. I need you at Walters.

(scene opens) *What's left on Bond is being rushed into surgery on a gurney* (Montage of Bond being fitted with a cybernetic body) Mad Scientist: "Behold, RoboBond" Bond: *screaming* C'mon this stuff writes itself

Jim Gavin having to come down to Waterford to take his election posters down for the ultimate final humiliation

He's right

Mickey Mental

Measles, tuberculosis and Tubridy all making a comeback

Slow cooked a stew all day yesterday and left it in the fridge overnight to mature. Just had it with a mountain of mashed spuds so big you could open a ski resort on top of them and a pint of milk. Going to buy myself a John Deere for Christmas.

I don't know what a conflict of interest is

He is resigning over something not connected to the non stop laundering of Israeli government lies he facilitated but we'll take it. Fuck him and everyone that looks like him

Nonsense, Mamdani is going to implement ShareLiga law. Everyone will have to buy shares in a Spanish La Liga club

There's no stranger energy in the history of football than the one between Pep Guardiola and Erling Haaland. It's fucking bizarre

I'm sorry but that's absolute bollocks whether Robertson ducks or not the keeper isn't getting to that

"Where's your fucking poppy?"

Yes and why would the richest city on earth and the home of capitalism need to fix its school system in the first place???

It's not often I'd give the FAI credit but I back this 100%

A little bit of fight in that United team lately which is nice to see

I, for one, believe him.

As an Irish person who was alive in 2008 I can confirm that private businesses only ask sovereign governments to guarantee their financing when business is going really, really well

My God when this thing collapses the economic depression will last for about 20 years

CNN seems to be taking Mamdani's win worse than the Republicans

Tbh if you knew what goes into a hotdog you'd be more than happy with goat meat instead

The most craven and corrupt organisation on earth. Absolute fucking gangsters

We'll know America is fixed when Maduro does the Superbowl half time show

The only thing that could make this video more enjoyable is if Miggledy did a Willy Wonka style cane stuck in the floor forward roll and tah dah

Wow the death of Dick Cheney now means the US Republican party holds the White House, the Senate, Congress, and Hell

Took my 90 year old grandmother to the polling station. "Which box to vote for the Communist Mamdani?" she shouted. Everyone roared get the fuck out this is a community centre, you're not even in the right fucking country.

I think a tv show about Wexford GAA going around the country investigating crimes could be the next Netflix true crime blockbuster

You can say what you like about the Irish Times but they know their readers and exactly where their readers live

INTERVIEWER: Can you explain this 7 year gap in your resume? ME: Yes, I got 2 weeks media training from Ivan Yates 7 years ago

Can the media do a deep dive into those presidential election spoiled votes and find out how many of those voters support burning down buildings with people in them?

Why would he get nervous before a friendly?

The current nobel peace prize winner on why military strikes by a insane authoritarian regime inside her own country is a good thing actually. Fuck me

They just need to chop down the entire Amazon rainforest and feed it into a data center and she'll no longer have a third arm and this show will be perfect

Have just decided to watch the news this Halloween to scare the shit out of myself

Sounds like a Welsh local authority area

I simply cannot believe that Benito Mussolini's great grandson is playing in the same team as Jamie Vardy

Kevin Bakhurst after being told there's a €60,000 painting hanging in someone's RTE office that actually belongs to an art gallery and was only given on loan 40 years ago

Can't believe he did it again

The path to fascism is paved with cowardly politicians

Always stay downwind of them as they can get the scent of a human from up to 9 miles away

Using sick monkeys to haul a truck, no wonder it overturned. Appalling behaviour

This is going to be a disaster on an unbelievable scale

To put this into context our red level warnings in Ireland kick in when sustained winds exceed 50 mph

The fallout from this election is just fucking delicious

Hmmm....you could curate anything you fucking want from something like this

My people

I don't know what all the newspaper opinion jockeys are complaining about, they can spend the next 7 years regurgitating the same columns they've been writing about the president for the last 14 years. Money for jam.