Daniel Kennedy
@fliglman.bsky.social
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Washed-up translator
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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025)
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Ngl it feels like “10th century peasant brain” was achieved in less than a few years w the introduction of genAI. Are you so fucking stupid that you think you can feed an image of a masked man into the computer and the computer knows what he looks like under the mask?! Why would you believe that??
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I find the term "baby mama" impossible to parse. It is not, as it first sounds, a mother who is a baby, but merely a mother of a baby (ie a mother)
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tobias
about 7 hours ago
I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHY MORE OF THE BODY IS NOT MADE OF TONGUE. IT IS VERY STRONG AND SENSITIVE AND HAS NO BONES. IT COULD BE REVELATORY TO REPLACE FOR EXAMPLE ALL TOES WITH TONGUES. THEY DON’T NEED THE TASTEBUDS I’M JUST TALKING ABOUT THE GENERAL IDEA HERE
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Belgians probably confused by all this Grok stuff
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I remember as a kid when the dish washing liquid company went with "this shit won't burn your hands like whatever the fuck people used to use before" as their slogan
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Lotions are now battlefields
2 days ago
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I hate when websites use a magnifying glass icon to mean "search" a document rather than zoom in on it. That's not what magnifying glasses are for in real life
2 days ago
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the two types of evil night spirits are the Succubus and the Syllabus
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granting google chrome permission to remember why I entered a room
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a thing about me is while I often feel strongly about things, I don't really give a shit about my own opinions. I mean, I'm just some guy
3 days ago
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Thanks. Thanks, printer.
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Snowing outside, and before even having time to take in its pure splendour some kids had drawn a huge cock and balls in it. Gotta hand it to them
3 days ago
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Agreeing with someone's vague abstract statement only to backtrack abruptly when I find out what they're actually talking about
3 days ago
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More corruption in the bus driver community
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3 days ago
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lots of frost and fog these days. You get the feeling winter is finally getting its act together and trying to look the part
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Jacob Siefring
3 days ago
At my blog, a brief statement on the past & the future of the Empyrean Series, which will turn 5 years old this April
jsief.com/2026/01/05/s...
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Azure Emerald Empire
about 2 months ago
Just caught a guy performatively staring into the middle distance…he wanted me to think he was meditating upon the strange vicissitudes of fate but I could tell he was just a wastoid
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I looked it up and it turns out all the NATO countries have to fight each other two by two, tournament style
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more mr. nice guy
4 days ago
(logging into my burner account to scowl at the people who blocked me) heh. i see the deranged behavior of my obsessive haters continues apace...
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4 days ago
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if anything they should add more boobs to the cartoon dog
4 days ago
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mystery solved: it was "The Golgi Operettas"
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Does anyone remember why I photoshopped a Golgi apparatus onto an old opera poster?
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grimly fascinated by this ticket booth in the shape of santa claus. I can imagine a character in a romcom who lives in one
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the trolley problem from a European perspective
5 days ago
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On the other hand each passing year means a new batch of annoying heirs we can safely ignore
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7 days ago
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Best wishes for 2026 to all of you freaks, couldn't ask for a mötlier crüe of weirdos
8 days ago
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Emu Theremin
8 days ago
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Kenny Logins
8 days ago
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I have to respect people who've chosen to block me specifically because I'm annoying, but when they're blocking like 30,000 accounts it just feels so coldly impersonal
8 days ago
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from Jen Calleja's Fair
9 days ago
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the-litmag-charging-for-submissions-so-they-can-afford-to pay-their-Submittable-subscription industrial complex
about 1 year ago
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romcom is short for a comedy featuring the vengeful jilted robot Rom
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9 days ago
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Dune Two: Episode One
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10 days ago
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I came up with a Yiddish term for the period between Christmas and new years, but it will never take off because it's only funny if you know Yiddish and celebrate Christmas
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10 days ago
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so far things have been happening in chronological order
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I use this thing to read all your posts aloud
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10 days ago
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founding a new tech arms company called: Bombadil
10 days ago
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Miss Piggy eyes
11 days ago
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Rich people in films (and possibly real life) always have holiday homes in places that are called like The Somethings. Normal people have to chose more specific, non-plural getaway destinations
11 days ago
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Check this shit out motherfucker [I kick myself in the balls with a humanoid robot, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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12 days ago
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iucounu
12 days ago
Oh, I’m afraid the naughty list will be quite operational when your friends arrive
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this may look like santa claus at first glance, but it's supposed to be Emperor Palpatine
12 days ago
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stupid cunt
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Culinary tip: if you sprinkle pepper on some food you can enjoy a peppery snack. Subscribe for more life hacks
12 days ago
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Time to ask my mother is my old Amiga 600 is still in the attic. That baby has a crisp one (1) megabyte of RAM
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12 days ago
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christmas books
14 days ago
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the true meaning of dialectics is loved ones ripping the piss out of each other
15 days ago
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post malone ergo propter malone
15 days ago
low stakes posting today reminds me that 1) Facebook is for talking to people you know IRL but don’t like and 2) microblogging sites are for talking to people you don’t know but do like. we forget these things at our peril
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