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Through the ruin of a city stalked the ruin of a man.
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GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are? UGLĂK: they eggs. Taste good. CanapĂ©. RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs UGLĂK (gesturing towards Shelobâs lair): Get from big spider RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. CanapĂ© eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
about 2 years ago
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of course itâs *this* that gets some action out of the state, in retrospect itâs an obvious cheat code
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we need to update the style guides. âCabinet Office Minister Baroness Anderson tells the Lords the Government will keep on using X, the child sexual abuse material app.â
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about 3 hours ago
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What a legend. Godspeed, pnh.
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about 6 hours ago
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will I keep eating the pies from Mrs Lovettâs pie shop now that theyâre potentially made with Sweeney Toddâs victims? Piemakers are under obligation to act appropriately and I always hope they would do.
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about 9 hours ago
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Nick Pettigrew
about 9 hours ago
Reposting this one last time:
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Glenn Moore
3 days ago
ME (Terrified, tearfully repeating this over and over again under my duvet):
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ME: Why do some of the Rainbow Magic fairies have very broad domains (the colour red, rivers, dancing) while some are stuck with very narrow ones (bubble tea, dodgems, fidget spinners) INTERVIEWER: I mean, any questions about the job ME: Sorry, is this not Orchard Books INTERVIEWER: Oh yeah, proceed
1 day ago
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âHe now appears willing to embrace regime changeâ eh guys, thatâs some Woodward and Bernstein level scoop youâve got there. What tipped you off? Shall we make a little case for a new Pulitzer
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1 day ago
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Oh it fucking crashes the laptop half way through, thatâs fun
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2 days ago
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why does installing Acrobat Reader now take half an hour and involve having to install several pieces of software I do not want
2 days ago
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you can post something like âa horse is a large quadrupedal ungulate often domesticated as a riding animalâ and someone will reply âyou forgot that they have tailsâ and, no, I did not âforgetâ this, I just did not choose to enumerate every Horse Fact. Stop telling me I âforgotâ to say things
2 days ago
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Wait what the fuck is happening exactly
2 days ago
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Tom Easton
3 days ago
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Ryder is the luckiest boy in Adventure Bay, because he gets to lead a search and rescue team consisting of a financially distressed man who spends his time winding people up on the internet. This week on Pauper Troll,
3 days ago
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dr. hazel đ
4 days ago
They really have this delightful Gomez and Morticia vibe going on.
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for dinner I am having just a big pile of mash with sausages sticking out of it, like a Bash Street Kid who has come into money
4 days ago
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yeah if you haven't seen it, see it, it's wonderful. Feels like a stage play, in a good way.
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4 days ago
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muscle meat woman child
6 days ago
sliding in right under the wire for dumbest fucking movie opinion Iâve read all year, congratulations
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they should gunge him
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4 days ago
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I endorse this, he should take as much as he likes of whatever he feels like
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4 days ago
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please donât do this shit, itâs really annoying for booksellers to have to fix all your little jokes
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4 days ago
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it is kind of wild watching the entire global economy deform around The Machine That Gives You Psychosis
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5 days ago
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Doghouse Reilly
5 days ago
Fantasy solutions.
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oh for fuck's SAKE
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6 days ago
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Luke O'Neil
6 days ago
One of the best to ever do it
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the white heat of technology
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6 days ago
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âJamie... What's that sort of droning noise in the background there? What, kind of boring, kind of low, sort of droning, boring, kind of miserable, whining, kind of, sort of boring noise going on?â
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7 days ago
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Django Wexler
7 days ago
I overheard a kid called Oedipus which is QUITE CONCERING
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overheard a parent say to their child âcome along, Neroâ
7 days ago
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hey everyone itâs Lenny
7 days ago
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David M. Perry
8 days ago
Every post from
@sffreview.bsky.social
- which Iâve now blocked - reads like genAI, and based on their posts, is an outlet no one should support in any way.
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Yarvin, of course, fully a fascist
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8 days ago
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Alasdair Beckett-King
20 days ago
We're super excited to be returning to the Bagpuss Universe for Yaffle Origins. As mega fans of the Oliver Postbox multiverse, we always dreamed of telling the story of Assistant Professor Yaffle getting his first pair of glasses or whatever. Join us on this barren sphere, in this living death.
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this is an infuriatingly stupid article
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8 days ago
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Paul Haine
8 days ago
With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.
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Jimmy Handburger
9 days ago
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James Vincent
9 days ago
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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You canât even lure children into your gingerbread house to eat them any more without being cooked in your own oven. I blame Hansel culture
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hope it worked out for him
9 days ago
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I know there are lots of old light entertainment troupers who have enduring fan bases but I would be genuinely surprised to learn that anyone ever goes âah great! itâs Christopher Bigginsâ. Any fans out there? Does Biggins have a posse?
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10 days ago
SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??
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cait (and adonis)
10 days ago
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
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I saw Wake Up Dead Man yesterday, itâs all very nicely done and all. Itâs just that ⊠in terms of how clever and surprising the mystery plot is, it is, like all the Knives Outs, around the level of an average Jonathan Creek episode
10 days ago
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folks I got a microplane box grater for Christmas and I have just turned a stick of horseradish into spicy confetti, this is a game changer
11 days ago
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In many ways that stable in Bethlehem, with facilities for both cattle and the Prince of Peace, was the first flexible coworking space
11 days ago
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Jamie McKelvie
11 days ago
To me, my X-Mas!
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A light lunch. Merry Christmas all!
11 days ago
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âïžmari-lwyd odentâïž
11 days ago
Merry Christmas to my mother, who got my toddler a toy fire engine that not only makes lots of noise, it also sprays real water
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I also remember the last pope being accused of âvirtue signallingâ
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đ”Hail to our lord Cthulhu đ”Cyclopean and rugose đ”And if you ever saw Him đ”Your brains would dribble out your nose đ”All of the other Old Ones đ”Used to laugh and call Him names đ”He sleeps in sunken R'lyeh đ”Until the night the Earth's reclaimed
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