he thinks you 🫵 are stupid

listening to this as I work on some chainmail, which seems appropriate - for example, every time I make a chunky chain necklace with a big central ring I think fondly about Varric

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!’

If I say what I think should happen to the “wellness” influencers pushing this nonsense for clicks, I will get put on at least one list

“Black metal should be hateful and misanthropic” bro you’re wearing face paint and a costume and screaming like a goblin, you’re just an edgy theater kid

Tbh I’m still a little resentful over a stranger getting into my replies and trying to explain something that happened during the ICE occupation “according to people who are known to me as Minnesotans.” ICE threw tear gas at me after they killed someone five blocks from my house but explain away!

every single time I see some person on here hollering about how they simply MUST keep posting about someone who doesn’t hold any elected office or have any real political clout but is annoying online:

also saw another round of “you should have seen the Dany turn coming! Look what she did in Meereen and Astapor!” and lol

look I’m willing to entertain some pretty unorthodox media takes but seeing Cersei and Jaime’s ending on Game of Thrones described as “romantic” is one where I genuinely wonder if we watched the same thing

It's a bummer that it seems like Adolescence's cultural tail is gonna be "the kids are on phone too much" when I thought it was way more powerful as a more universal story about what it's like to have someone you love unconditionally do something unforgivable

Sauron is a chatty little man

Worked later than I wanted today (again lol) so I’m having Big Salad. Big Salad will fix me

Secretary. “It’s so much better at depicting kink than 50 Shades!” It really isn’t, actually, its treatment of mental health is insulting, and Spader comes across like the kind of guy who scolds the waiter for his pronunciation of a wine variety

Whenever I worry about my priorities not being in order I remember there are people on here who have made it their entire personality to loathe a low-level internet famous person

Praying for Rudy Giuliani. Complicated man, but he taught me that marriage and family don't mean anything. You can just do whatever you want. Humiliate and lie to everyone you're supposed to love whenever you want, or are bored. Honestly fuck them. Also he taught me everything else is like that too.

number went up

I think it's pretty hilarious that Alex Jones and his crew thought they could, I don't know, internet bully (?) Tim Heidecker

*visibly drunk, smoking cigarette, looking across the manhattan skyline, contemplating my many affairs* the thing is, gentlemen, despite their competition, through thick and thin, No One Outpizzas The Hut. *room murmurs in agreement, Roger vomits into a trash bin*

Pretty telling that the people I know/follow who actually live in MN are telling people “look, he can be annoying but this is nonsense”

Goth night was fun. I’m up to $50 for Twin Cities Trans Mutual Aid! Another market tomorrow, let’s pump that number up

Orban was pretty load-bearing for the global right wing media ecosystem huh

downtown council will be using $26k from small biz recovery funds after ICE to fund dinner du nord & bring back the aquatennial. 50th & france gets $30k whittier gets only $17k. eat street! where alex pretti was killed! it feels like frey punishing chughtai again taylordahlin.com/f/minneapoli...

Bring back the ancient knowledge

thinking about the rod dreher illusion in light of the tucker carlson news. these guys only have the appearance of popularity because of a small number of rich patrons behind the scenes. they’re loud, they’re everywhere, but their ideas aren’t as popular as they’re made to appear.

Happy May Day everyone.

every health professional I saw opine on this ordinance was in favor, but I guess we’ve got to appease the “this is just like Measure 110” people, despite this ordinance NOT decriminalizing possession/use of actual drugs no listening to experts! just vibes!!

I will know peace and I will NOT get into any fights about smugass “heehoo Maine’s a bunch of idiot shitkickers” posts

My husband is an avid Magic player and has been grumbling about this stuff for a while now, I appreciate someone tying it in to the eternal curse that is Goodreads

yeah you know I think I’ve about had enough

work has been fun

“Piranesi is a homophobic book because the villain is gay”

honestly the only Millennial / Gen Z dividing point that matters to me is this: do you remember how things were pre-9/11? and, crucially, how everyone lost their minds on and after 9/11? If so, you're a millennial or older.

Want to buy chain IRL? I’ve got TWO markets coming up

Perfect

been too long since we’ve seen a right-wing psycho go viral with a pic of their nightmarish homemade food but i like to think one of them is gearing up for a mind-shatteringly grotesque dish to be served at an “America’s 250th birthday” Fourth of July party

You're not supposed to, you piece of shit, that's what's so great about it

always blows my mind how casually racist big spaces on Reddit can be. Was looking at a “worst places in Europe” thread in a big travel sub and saw Brussels on there a bunch. I liked my visit there so clicked thru the thread and it was all bitching about the amount of kebab shops and women in hijabs

Happy birthday, Dad. Wish you were here. You’d know what to do. Or at least you’d know what to write. ❤️

"You're wildly unpopular, middle of the road liberals are discovering their inner John Brown, and cereal is inching towards over 10 bucks a box, now is the perfect time to create a tactile, easy to organize against symbol of your corrupt decadence like a ballroom for you and you toadies."

Democrats could win 2026 elections TODAY by saying “if they build it, in the first week of our majority we will blow it up.” Special nationwide lottery to win the chance to press the ‘blow that shit up’ button will pay for cleanup.

Carol Becker is a great “pay attention to local politics” cautionary tale because she managed to hold low level elected office for years despite being nuttier than squirrel shit

Listening to the city council meetings on the drug paraphernalia decriminalization ordinance “So we’re putting this forward bc public health experts say it’s the right approach. Also public use and use on transit is still illegal” “…I dunno I’m just getting bad vibes from it”

This is about Taylor Lorenz

You see this everywhere. Every rock star today is the child of a hedge fund manager. Every actor’s parents have been in Hollywood since Reagan.

Promise?

Cool website to link to there

It’s surreal how much 2010s popular culture sucked up to him in hindsight. It’s like Hitler got a cameo in Iron Man 2.