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i don't know what's actually happening here but for a second I thought he'd strapped a bomb to his chest and felt joy for the first time in six months

FRRRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERF UCKERS

Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert

The New Main Street Singers have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration

That’s the third “I was actively lied to by the guys putting this on” statement I’ve seen. guess they were really banking on the lineup not actually looking at any of the promotional stuff

it seems pretty clear at this point that they simply did not tell most of the people booked for this event that it was an explicitly partisan Trump rally and expected them to show up and perform anyway whoops!

blow it out your ass, Strib

I’m in a few Norwegian subreddits for language practice, so if course Reddit suggested I might like a Norwegian language subreddit where the main topic seems to be how evil immigrants are

depression postponed

Maine: lobster is never, ever worth the price. just a nothing meat. Minnesota: Jucy Lucys are annoying to eat and not an improvement on a basic cheeseburger

every time I see a friend post whiny doomer shit I am so tempted to respond like this

If I felt like choosing violence I’d say Amber Heard, given that the smear campaign against her made bigger subreddits fucking unusable for months, but then some of these midwits might have to admit that they got it wrong

MORRIS DAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is the thing about people who say they need to be exposed to more perspectives: no you don’t right wing perspectives are dogshit, especially these days - it’s either vicious, preening meanness or it’s the most obvious bad faith trolling you’ve ever seen there is nothing to be gained from it

For an example of how leftist family fun can build up a community, ask Minneapolis people about the Powderhorn Mayday Parade and Pageant and how that annual observance impacted the community's response to Metro Surge.

this website is not beating the allegations

@pierogibeast.bsky.social and I muscle through a beer video and trash Fetterman again. Namaste.

Thinking about Gniesbert again

snart :(

Biggest comeback in history? 999: Icelanders convert to Christianity & ditch Norse myth↩️ 1200's: Snorri Sturluson uses the power of euhemerism to make Norse myth biblical↩️ 1930's: a very Catholic Norse scholar pilfers the edda for character names↩️ 2026: Pope quotes a character called Gandalf 🇮🇸👑

Remember when The Mandalorian was a cool little spaghetti western serial? That was awesome

They didn't die while serving in the military, but they died protecting our freedoms from those who would destroy them, nonetheless. Remembering these heroes on this Memorial Day.

George Floyd should be alive today. Feels like everything and nothing changed the day he was murdered 6 years ago.

I’m glad there is one (1) person who is truly using the opinion page as it should be used

Someday It Will Happen

None of these women worked for the Bolt dipshit’s company and they didn’t work in HR, but I guess if you are cool with marinating your brain in Nazi shit constantly, you just splat that shit on the timeline anyway

I’ve recommended the Temeraire series to at least a few people with the line “so you like Master and Commander? Yeah so what if they had dragons”

The left: The Homeric epics are really important and we should fund the humanities and everyone should study literature. But hey, did you know other people three thousand years ago also told stories? The right: Black woman movie bad The Atlantic: I can't believe the left did this.

Afternoon leisure time

love 2 retweet chuds bc they’re mocking the concept of a woman I don’t like

"some of you just want to be mad at dems" no i just very strongly remember the horrified feeling that accompanied the realization that the president was sending people to a literal torture camp and democratic leadership was listening to the wing of the party telling them to "ignore the groups"

what happens when you were never as smart as you thought you were and then Twitter boils your brain In a world full of interesting black metal bands, many headed by trans women, I simply do not see the need to listen to an obnoxious Christian heiress any longer

Thinking about doing another piece in this style, this was really fun. I got the basic idea from someone’s “floral vine necklace” tutorial but florals are not my thing

the guy who wrote the boys wrote this panel! he hates you! he hates everything about you and he will write gross-out humor about it because he holds you in so much contempt! this is not so much media illiteracy as it is media anti-literacy

Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

in a moment of insecurity I looked up how much GLP-1s cost and HOLY FUCK THAT IS MORE THAN I PAY FOR MY TWO MARTIAL ARTS SCHOOLS AND HOME WEIGHTLIFTING PROGRAM COMBINED. Yeah I think I’m gonna stay slightly chunky and keep learning how to fight

It's a TRAGEDY that any power of any kind has been given to him to ruin peoples' lives with, because if he was just a shitty sundowning rich guy he'd be hilarious

I can finally listen to Nine Inch Nails without being acutely reminded of being a 14 year old with depression!

Having a little chain sale! excidiummetals.bigcartel.com

need to purge some old band shirts. Are you in the ballpark of a women’s size medium/men’s size small? do you like metal bands? I may have something of interest

The funniest most fitting thing is that it happens at some event for America 250. A boiling hot day on the National Mall and Glitch Gorsby is singing a song about how breedable his homeschooled daughters are and suddenly there are mummers of alarm as pinkish slurry starts pouring out of his suit.

“[self-destructive behavior] is a VALID COPING MECHANISM.” The older I get the less patience I have for this. No it isn’t. You know it isn’t. Grow up

calling someone a fascist for thinking it’s gross to jerk it to drawings of underage girls is so funny. Have you seen the way online fascists talk about underage girls? They’re extremely into that kind of thing

Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables