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there's no shame in being a pariah furniture and sculpture portfolio:
https://object.works
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If you are a Verizon Wireless customer, make sure you check out their trade-in offers
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If you get high before eating biscotti, it becomes triscotti
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Dr. Thrasher wants you to pre-order The Overseer Class
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Noticing that Democrats are passing “right to die” laws before passing “right to housing” or “right to healthcare” laws
www.nprillinois.org/government-p...
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Gov. JB Pritzker signs 'right-to-die' legislation for terminally ill people to end their lives in Illinois
The new law, which takes effect next September, opens the door for people 18 or older with a terminal diagnosis to be prescribed a fatal drug.
https://www.nprillinois.org/government-politics/2025-12-12/gov-jb-pritzker-signs-right-to-die-legislation-for-terminally-ill-people-to-end-their-lives-in-illinois
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6 hour YouTube of Mark Mothersbaugh singing "baby baby baby baby baby" from Satisfaction
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Bonding with the cat
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C'mon man
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Trying to get my kid into Funkadelic and it isn't taking hold
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May the sun rise in the east over College Hill tomorrow morning and bring a better day
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My family doesn't seem to care that Benoit Blanc's Mercedes SL has upgraded European headlights rather the the stock US version
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Brian Wilson: we need a chorus for this Christmas song Dennis Wilson: how about "Christmas comes this time each year" Brian Wilson: fuck it, let's record
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Mmmmmmm, make sure to get the "better things aren't possible" short ribs
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nnnnnneeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh
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I've been trying to figure out how Olivia Nuzzi's prose rattles around in one's brain and the closest analogy is Howard Cosell on ecstasy
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They don't know that Wirsbo is now Uponor
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Can we come up with a new name for this? All the old confidence game scam names were much cooler
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‘Pig butchering’ cryptocurrency scam cheats Minnesota business owner out of $500K
The scam’s target went to law enforcement after being asked for another $240,000, according to a court filing.
https://www.startribune.com/pig-butchering-cryptocurrency-scam-cheats-minnesota-business-owner-out-of-500k/601544394?utm_source=gift
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Rewatching The King of Kong and goddamn it so good
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Next year I want to cut my own Christmas tree so I can say "Down goes Fraser!"
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rich traditions
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Traffic is so light tonight. Everyone has fuckthisitis
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt
2 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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It's not Christmas in our house until the glass tree that looks like a buttplug makes an appearance
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This winter is starting to feel a lot like the one that collapsed the Metrodome roof
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I followed NASCAR in the heyday of the oughts and I gotta say that I was hoping for the France family to feel immeasurable pain. This isn't enough
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Joint statement from NASCAR, 23XI Racing and Front Row Motorsports
NASCAR, 23XI Racing and Front Row Motorsports have reached a settlement in their federal antitrust case, ending the trial on its ninth day.
https://www.nascar.com/news-media/2025/12/11/nascar-lawsuit-settlement-23xi-front-row/
3 days ago
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A band of pirates planted a Jolly Roger on the fenderberg that fell off the wheel well of my truck
3 days ago
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The Current is playing Sixteen Blue, a perfect song
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I hope you are all scolding your friends in family that are still crossing the picket line at Starbucks NO GINGERBREAD LATTES OR GIFT CARDS UNTIL THEIR UNION HAS A CONTRACT!
3 days ago
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normal people: me: spends most of the morning theorizing about a hypothetical "world's oldest Juggalo"
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Most of you should probably revisit Shutter Island. It isn't in Scorsese's top ten, but it was slagged unfairly
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Plate Stealer
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A real, honest to God thing that happened to me this year - I got a call from a random number, answered it, and the voice from a small child on the other end asked me if my refrigerator was running
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4 days ago
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When buy nothing goes too far
5 days ago
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The band on my new Casio watch pulls arm hairs like a sumbitch
5 days ago
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Kidz Bop 83 - music of the Gyuto Monks
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The duality of shoveling snow and coming back inside to see your turtle majestically basking under his heat lamp
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lol, Grosjean and Ericsson will be on the same track again
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Former Indy 500 winner Marcus Ericsson added to WTR Daytona 24 lineup
Wayne Taylor Racing Bolsters Daytona 24 Lineup with Marcus Ericsson
https://www.motorsport.com/imsa/news/marcus-ericsson-added-to-wtr-daytona-24-lineup/10783478/
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Where will they find another racist Austrian?
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6 days ago
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Always wanted to put the Buckaroo Banzai theme over this segment of The Discrete Charm of the Bourgeoisie
6 days ago
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You can't be showing me Moby. That's not a thing anymore
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New ritual of mine is to come home from work, make some peppermint tea and stare at a Diebenkorn
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zero chance that the Geico Gecko could drive an Austin Healey Bug-Eye Sprite with no synchromesh on first gear. The laygear will get toasted and then this little bitch will burn out the clutch starting in second. C'mon, man
6 days ago
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Back on my bullshit
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I'm normal
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The BangBus is on track to become carbon neutral by 2032
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Something you can do to protest Target allowing ICE to stage in their parking lot: Drive to one of their stores, get out of your car, kick the fenderbergs off the wheel wells and then leave
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If Max had just been level headed in Barcelona
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8 days ago
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Hoping for a Latifi moment rn
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Dog owners, what's your pup's record for most circles completed before lying down? We just hit a new high here of 15
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Does MPR know that their fundraising blurb between shows uses a Stranglers song that is about using heroin
8 days ago
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