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If you get high before eating biscotti, it becomes triscotti

Noticing that Democrats are passing “right to die” laws before passing “right to housing” or “right to healthcare” laws www.nprillinois.org/government-p...

6 hour YouTube of Mark Mothersbaugh singing "baby baby baby baby baby" from Satisfaction

Bonding with the cat

C'mon man

Trying to get my kid into Funkadelic and it isn't taking hold

May the sun rise in the east over College Hill tomorrow morning and bring a better day

My family doesn't seem to care that Benoit Blanc's Mercedes SL has upgraded European headlights rather the the stock US version

Brian Wilson: we need a chorus for this Christmas song Dennis Wilson: how about "Christmas comes this time each year" Brian Wilson: fuck it, let's record

Mmmmmmm, make sure to get the "better things aren't possible" short ribs

nnnnnneeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh

I've been trying to figure out how Olivia Nuzzi's prose rattles around in one's brain and the closest analogy is Howard Cosell on ecstasy

They don't know that Wirsbo is now Uponor

Can we come up with a new name for this? All the old confidence game scam names were much cooler

Rewatching The King of Kong and goddamn it so good

Next year I want to cut my own Christmas tree so I can say "Down goes Fraser!"

Traffic is so light tonight. Everyone has fuckthisitis

It's not Christmas in our house until the glass tree that looks like a buttplug makes an appearance

This winter is starting to feel a lot like the one that collapsed the Metrodome roof

I followed NASCAR in the heyday of the oughts and I gotta say that I was hoping for the France family to feel immeasurable pain. This isn't enough

A band of pirates planted a Jolly Roger on the fenderberg that fell off the wheel well of my truck

The Current is playing Sixteen Blue, a perfect song

I hope you are all scolding your friends in family that are still crossing the picket line at Starbucks NO GINGERBREAD LATTES OR GIFT CARDS UNTIL THEIR UNION HAS A CONTRACT!

normal people: me: spends most of the morning theorizing about a hypothetical "world's oldest Juggalo"

Most of you should probably revisit Shutter Island. It isn't in Scorsese's top ten, but it was slagged unfairly

A real, honest to God thing that happened to me this year - I got a call from a random number, answered it, and the voice from a small child on the other end asked me if my refrigerator was running

When buy nothing goes too far

The band on my new Casio watch pulls arm hairs like a sumbitch

Kidz Bop 83 - music of the Gyuto Monks

The duality of shoveling snow and coming back inside to see your turtle majestically basking under his heat lamp

lol, Grosjean and Ericsson will be on the same track again

Where will they find another racist Austrian?

Always wanted to put the Buckaroo Banzai theme over this segment of The Discrete Charm of the Bourgeoisie

You can't be showing me Moby. That's not a thing anymore

New ritual of mine is to come home from work, make some peppermint tea and stare at a Diebenkorn

zero chance that the Geico Gecko could drive an Austin Healey Bug-Eye Sprite with no synchromesh on first gear. The laygear will get toasted and then this little bitch will burn out the clutch starting in second. C'mon, man

Back on my bullshit

I'm normal

The BangBus is on track to become carbon neutral by 2032

Something you can do to protest Target allowing ICE to stage in their parking lot: Drive to one of their stores, get out of your car, kick the fenderbergs off the wheel wells and then leave

If Max had just been level headed in Barcelona

Hoping for a Latifi moment rn

Dog owners, what's your pup's record for most circles completed before lying down? We just hit a new high here of 15

Does MPR know that their fundraising blurb between shows uses a Stranglers song that is about using heroin