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there's no shame in being a pariah furniture and sculpture portfolio:
https://object.works
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Fleshlight repair, Fleshlight replace
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about 19 hours ago
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I don't really understand that play, but Sal Frelick is really hot
1 day ago
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He could have easily avoided the Vietnam draft, but could not live with the thought of someone else going in his place
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1 day ago
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Put a new band in it. Hell yeah
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1 day ago
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My "no interest in being at work" music
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lol
2 days ago
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me wrt Walton Goggins
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Finance learned about macros
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3 days ago
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Are you ready for some football
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3 days ago
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Mangrate is revolutionizing the way people grill
3 days ago
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"Stealing houses away from old people in the courts is so big right now. You are going to love it, Justin"
3 days ago
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I did not know that Leonardo DiCaprio's dad looks like he is in a Turtles cover band that plays Sunday nights at the VFW
3 days ago
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RIP Diane Keaton
3 days ago
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Society today requires you to watch a YouTube channel with a guy dressed up like the Maytag repairman if you want to know which washing machine won't die from a motherboard failure after 2 years
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4 days ago
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lol, the washing machine died
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4 days ago
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Logging on
4 days ago
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I think that maybe someone in the trademark office is drinking on the job
4 days ago
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rob
4 days ago
crystal lake sheriff: well, we encased jason voorhees in about 10 bags of Quickcrete. he's basically never going to hurt anyone ever again, and it cost $400.
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Has there been an obligatory contrary and inane OBAA review yet? We seem blessed!
4 days ago
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Stacey Burns
4 days ago
MPR just played a clip of Scott Jensen saying the reason Republicans keep losing in Minnesota is because the party hasn’t done a good job communicating its priorities lol the reason y’all keep losing is because you’re doing an EXCELLENT job communicating your priorities
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Is there a German phrase for feeling self actualized but expecting that this means your furnace at home will stop working?
5 days ago
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I'm back again for an hour or so. Stop by and say hi! I'll tell you my favorite twin cities memory
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5 days ago
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I don't have an RFK Jr. joke, I just love this photo
6 days ago
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I need to follow some really batshit Australians on here so I have enough morning reading
6 days ago
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We use to make things in this country
6 days ago
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The first episode of the final season of Righteous Gemstones should have won some kind of award
6 days ago
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6 days ago
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I'm brave enough to say that I'm super happy Dolly is feeling well, but goddamn she needs some better fitting dentures
6 days ago
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It's a Culver's for lunch day, pass it on
7 days ago
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This station wagon on Craigslist...🤌
7 days ago
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Really thought we would have got a crown prince of Norway/fresh prince of bel air mashup yesterday
7 days ago
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I still don't believe that this is the same guy
7 days ago
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Porsche doesn't race at LeMans during recessions. We're so cooked
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Porsche confirms exit from WEC at the end of the 2025 season
The German automaker will withdraw from the World Endurance Championship, but will retain its entry in the IMSA SportCar Championship
https://www.motorsport.com/wec/news/porsche-confirms-wec-hypercar-departure-but-keeps-imsa-programme/10765985/
7 days ago
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Accounts, Art Director, Copywriter
8 days ago
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If I could only have one beer brand for the rest of my life, it would be Duvel
8 days ago
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You don't hear people talking about Jandek anymore
8 days ago
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This turned 40 last week. My record store clerk years are now coming into focus
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I'm hung up on the 37 quantity
9 days ago
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I wonder how this guy is doing these days. He does not appear to have walked into the ocean as I would have
9 days ago
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Jody Hill, this is your moment
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9 days ago
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9 days ago
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White AI personas don't wash their legs
9 days ago
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9 days ago
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I have never noticed someone with a sore thumb sticking out
10 days ago
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Writing an artist statement is such utter bullshit
11 days ago
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I'm selling iron lungs as medbeds to build up my manufacturing base for the upcoming polio epidemic
11 days ago
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I just had a few small beers at Indeed
11 days ago
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Brb, I gotta scoop up the field mice and bop 'em on the head. FML
11 days ago
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