Saturday Returns

It's a big problem in my life that the perfect number of eggs for a bacon egg and cheese sandwich is 1.5

Mononeon at Dakota tonight

Mashup of Das Boot and Backrooms: Subliminal

Okay wait a minute how many more legendary jazz bassists secretly have bluegrass/roots Americana albums because with Dave Holland this makes two

Meeting went well, everything went as planned. It's Quittin' Time

Scheduled a client meeting for 5pm on a Friday. California shouldn't exist

Every Music Documentary based outside London Narrator: Here there is a 100% unemployment rate, the people are exceptionally ugly and the only factories are used to incinerate old disused smokestacks. How did such beautiful music come from here? Musician: Ahderrwuznuddingtodoinnit?

Listening to smooth jazz made in the 1980s vs listening to smooth jazz made after 2000

I also did a panoramic shot! Surprised it turned out okay.

get in loser we’re skeeting about semi-firm jazz

Stormy skies in the D&J Glove Repair neighborhood (no photo filters used!).

Rainbow alert, Minneapolis 🌈

RAINBOW!

Sunset alert

Between the screwworm and the lone star tick, I had a good run affording and retaining the ability to eat red meat

Why is the official discogs account here Alper-posting?

*muffled The Shins - New Slang off in the distance* Millennials are afoot

osamu tezuka in 1975:

Yes... YES

This guy has over 10,000 votes in the count so far

Awoo

sorry I had to

New Little Bear series where the only thing updated is his fishing techniques. He's flipping and pitching. He's got Senkos on a Neko rig

When did the "ironic t-shirt" become a thing? Early 90s?

i think i made gooballs for children

this is like Pesci yelling at De Niro in the desert in Casino

BREAKING: Sabrina Carpenter attached to direct, star, and score new reimagining of ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK (1981) (Source: Revealed to me in a dream)

People have been asking me if I know of a resource like StandWithMinnesota for New Jersey, and I haven't found something comprehensive. So, for the moment, I have put together all the links to NJ orgs, crowdfunding links, events, and stuck them on a page of SWM. standwithminnesota.org/jersey

I appear to be in the extreme minority on this, but the Hacks finale felt both tacked on and saccharine. Episode 9 would have been the perfect ending

Happy Pride

Oh come on... racketmn.com/racket-sprin...

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as lou reed once famously said about videogame HUD elements: health counter is fine. health and ammo are pushing it. a little box showing which keycards you’ve picked up and you’re into jazz

What the fuck is this? This is the designated free speech zone. An army of cops are using a tactic called a "shield wall." They move as one to charge the crowd control barriers that they erected? The police are in no danger. They are merely attacking.

I don't think platner is a Nazi but I do think he's both very stupid and very bad at handling a crisis, neither of which are things I find appealing in an elected official

IF THIS FLAG OFFENDS YOU I'LL HELP YOU PACK

Some personal financial news

Absolutely superb version. Hose to match the best of them. Great closing riff from Trey, always reminds me of the 8/17/1997 Bathtub Gin. #phish

What about punk aesthetic and sensibilities mixed with late 1970s technology, nihilism, and music? That's right I just invented punkpunk

Sometimes for fun I look up the candidates in the 2003 recall election that Arnold won. Bill Walton's son is on that ballot. But my favorite is the white amateur sumo wrestler Kurt E "Tachikaze" Rightmyer

TRAGEDY: Local man has hummus but no pretzels or baby carrots

Coming to terms with the fact I'm just not a reusable water bottle guy. Gimme a glass

Vanilla Ice has performed at MAGA events before, but Flo Rida seems like a guy who just never, ever, for any reason, turns down a paying gig

Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert

this guy’s huge in my industry. absolutely legendary printer tech. I got to meet him once, before he buffer-passed on (that’s a little canon printer joke, he would get it 😔)

Remember Woodstock 50?