I got the girls pretty good this morning. I told them we’d have to sell our new house and start looking at houses again.

I was feeling pretty rough in my mind tonight. I’d like to thank Balatro, Dane Moore, @brittrobson.bsky.social, Fantano, and my cat Porky for helping me through it.

I wonder how he’s dealing with the fact that the Pope thinks he’s a turd.

My standards are so low at this point that I will vote for a presidential candidate who promises not to endlessly fucking whine about everything

March 31, 1882 Auntie, Mama, Nellie, Hattie, Lekowan and I have been out in Lake Wood this afternoon and I found some real nice stones. The ice is not yet out of the lake. The property just over the bluff is called Motor Line Addition. We went into the cemetery.

There is a Wolves girlies discord for anyone out there interested! It’s pretty active with lots of different personalities and chatter happening! Let me know if you want to join and I can DM you a link! GIRLS ONLY!

An underrated addendum to the Bowling Alone story is that North America's largest bowling operator (Bowlero) is a publicly traded company whose business model involves buying mom and pop alleys, shutting down the leagues, and trying to attract casual, higher paying, one-off players.

Can we get it to 29?

SGA had a 47-point game against Detroit, 21 points of which were free throws. In total he took 25 free throws. #FTM

you'll thank me later

it’s hard to imagine having but not using personal celebrity to free kids from prison. i don’t know what other famous people are doing.

Hey Chet.

awoo 46

Should I take off early from work on Friday and go to the Twins home opener?

We’re 3 games into the 10-game homestretch and we’re 2–1. Probably a 3% chance of us hitting 8–2 but I’ll continue to dream!

The Mavs? More like the Bads.

Ayo Dosunmu has 16p, 15r, 11a. The third Wolves player ever with a 15-15-10 game, joining Kevin Garnett and Kevin Love.

I liked Ayo in Chicago and praised the trade that brought him here. But this is another level; not just this game but for the past couple weeks, on either side of his two-game calf injury, he has been the elixir of pace and grit, rebounding in traffic and dishing in space

Ant, from March 3, on playing with Ayo and Bones: "I’m not a fan of playing fast, but when I’m in with them, I don’t have a choice. Because I always want the ball and they gone, so the only way I got the ball is to be next to them." That quote when through my mind on that dunk.

It’s fun to see Ayo make Ant run.

Ayo is up to 14 and 10 rebounds. He's four assists away from a triple-double.

I’m not losing the war. Who told you I’m losing?

Librarians initially worried the children in the story “were having too good a time without any parental control!” www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/o...

March 30, 1882 Have been down twice today. Looked around for an aquarium. I found some nice cane spouts for tapping the trees and then got some more over in Auntie's barn.

if you can afford an iphone 17, you can afford earphones instead of scrolling on your phone on loud speaker, u absolute cretin

Bruce has a show at Target Center on 3/31 and he only needs to make a quick trip across the river to get there from his new home in Saint Paul.

Moments from Project Hail Mary keep popping into my head. What a sweet movie.

Bro’s using "masking," "marginalized communities," and "gentrifiers" to justify gatekeeping Chicago, where he has lived for only 10 years.

The fuck you say to me?

Andy, please don’t ruin Project Hail Mary for me. As I was watching, I was thinking it felt like a great Star Trek episode, and there are in fact political/social messages in it.

Omg people need to stop defending Tiger Woods. This isn’t about golf or legacy. It’s about someone choosing AGAIN to get behind the wheel impaired and gamble with other people’s lives! Fame doesn’t excuse recklessness, it exposes it! GET SOME HELP, TIGER.

Project Hail Mary is fantastic, with a great performance from the Gos (cool nickname for him I just came up with). If you’ve been wanting a movie to get you back out to movie theaters, this is a good choice.

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

My one splurge of the weekend: I got Bon Chon chicken and potstickers for lunch. It was so spicy my face was melting and now I need a nap.

This looks like an interesting series to get lost in once Dungeon Crawler Carl releases its grip on me.

The person I’ve spent the most time with this weekend is Porky, my cat. He’s good company when he’s not jumping on me as I’m trying to fall asleep.

Bruce has taken residency at Hoovers Pub. He jumps in the pull tab booth during happy hour and sustains himself on whatever is in the crock pots on the pool table

🎶At night we ride past the mansions of Summit On suicide cargo bikes🎵

Living for all the "Bruce Springsteen just lives here now" posts.

Someone just walked past me at the bookstore and said, with the biggest smile on their face, “LOVE your jacket, what a cool jacket.” I have to say I like compliments on my jacket!

MSP FOLKS: Want to do something cool and keep up the positivity from yesterday? Saint Paul Central High School is doing a production of Jane Austen’s EMMA at 2pm. Inner city drama programs are critically underfunded and overlooked. Let’s give these kids a big audience! Lexington and Marshall!

Shoutout to all the folks who waved their membership cards at me

Is this the Ukraine version of disparaging “wine moms”?

Social movement scholar here again. So, why protest? Nihilists were out yesterday arguing that "protests don't do anything." A short 🧵:

Walking thru the “Ultra Normie” No Kings rally in my extremely rural, white town and there are Patagonia wearing moms carrying signs that say “DEAD PEDOPHILES DONT REOFFEND” and “ICE GETS THE WALL” and I hi fived an old guy with a sign that said MY DADDY FOUGHT NAZIS AND SO WILL I” this is wild

Whats The Boss's Caribou order?

He’s a Regular at the Gopher Bar now

Paid his alley captain early and in full

Bruce Springsteen shops at Kowalski’s most of the time but definitely stops by El Burrito Mercado for tamales.

spent most of this winter ready to die alongside a bunch of wine moms. one of the most dedicated organizers in our daycare group chat had "wine mom 🍷" as their Signal handle. I'm about ready to get the tracklist Natalie Merchant's Tigerlily tattooed on my bicep. it's the purple badge of courage now.