🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

I've finally set up a way to book a tarot reading through my Ko-Fi! If you're in need of advice from Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror, get you some Fortunes From The Deep today! ko-fi.com/tomstea/comm... #TarotSky

Yesterday I went on a full moon bike ride where I got to recommend Moonflow by @bitterkarella.bsky.social as well as @midnightpals.bsky.social to folks there. It was a good night.

Finally finished Moonflow this morning. ...I could just read it again, right?

Well well well, if it isn't the Leopards Eating Faces party eating your face

You know what's really important to put in your coffeemaker? WATER.

for all its faults, the first Evil Dead movie really shows that all you need to make a movie is a dream and $50.

Ugh, someone tell me to get off my phone and take a shower

We've had it drilled into us that we should turn off our phones in the theater and at the movies. I really wish people would observe the same etiquette for smartwatches

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card

I always think of daft puns when I'm having my coffee.

I am aware that if you elect clowns, you get a circus. What I think has actually happened though, is the circus act we elected isn't the fun kind of clowns, it's the family from "The Aristocrats".

"Women don't like the vehicle."

Taking a walk while listening to the Mouthwashing soundtrack, good or bad for mental health?

New Episode alert! FLIP THE SCRIPT: The Lighthouse

I had the pleasure of joining my friends on their podcast Film School Slacker to discuss the 2019 indie darling, The Lighthouse! Check it out here: filmschoolslacker.com/episodes/fli...

"Men will literally throttle a seabird before they go to therapy" My thoughts while watching The Lighthouse for the third time

Here is number 8 (Mukava manaaja/Nice exorcist) for the drawing challenge! #perjantaipaja #perjantaipajavinkkaa #sarjakuu #sarjakuu2025 @sarjakuvaseura.bsky.social

I can't remember if I posted this selfie the day of, but this is when I got my hair cut and felt super fresh!

Made myself a cafe Cubano, I think I've finally mastered it!

George Orwell’s Animal Crossing

When you accuse someone of farting in a hot tub, that's called a j'acuzzi.

That reminds me of this doodle I did.

Stolas … is a ... Prince, appearing in the Shape of a Mighty Raven at first before the Exorcist; but after he taketh the image of a Man. He teacheth the Art of Astronomy, and the Virtues of Herbs and Precious Stones. #Stolas #Goetia #QueerArtist #Jewelry sorcerersworkbench.etsy.com/listing/4377...

I've got some new followers, so I should mention that I stream on Twitch twice a week. I play indie games, adventure games, and indie adventure games, and host a monthly tarot stream for subscribers to request readings. Come join the #CultOfTheTentacle!

Good sunset tonight, Minneapolis.

Even though it was 84°F I still made a fontina grilled cheese and some tomato soup

So I got to make two puppets make out, and got fake blood on my face! #ShowBusiness

Four days of day job left, not that I'm counting or anything

I have been enjoying the hell out of @bitterkarella.bsky.social's new book! Also just watched Annihilation last night and couldn't help but notice some of the similarities in setting

Midwesterners with breasts. Or, y’know…. Minnesotits

Blugh, woke up with a sore throat, and now I can't get back to sleep.

about a year ago i woke up really sick and all i could think about was Charlie and the Star Wars Factory. which did not help and actually made me feel way worse

I'll be honest, y'all, I'm struggling with what to post on socials. I've got theater stuff, streaming stuff, life stuff, but I don't just want this to be a diary where I spew any old thought that comes into my head

charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined

Sometimes I wish Stanley Kubrick was as good of a human being as he was a director

I am so desperately ready for autumn

Y'all better watch out, I think I have a new #HelluvaBoss fic in the works...

These sins seem very vibes-based... #MNFringe

Just a reminder that if you're working on the HBO Harry Potter show, or the audiobook, or making/buying licensed Harry Potter products, or covering *any* of the previously noted without mentioning JK Rowling's virulent and non-stop transphobia, this is what you're supporting:

#MNFringe show idea: the story of one of the operators of the Mechanical Turk: a woman chess prodigy

Imagine: an intro to political theory class that is entirely done in the style of Subway Takes. So, what’s your take? Hobbes: people are the worst. government should restrain that. Rousseau: social contracts can be just ~vibes~ Rawls: we would make better decisions if no one knew who they were.

Minneapolis is one of the flattest cities for cycling except wherever it is you are currently cycling

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work theonion.com/relaxin...

Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Chemistry Squid

me: butt doctor, I'm pagliacci! proctologist: stop talking and bend over benjamin dover: butt doctor, I'm ben dover! proctologist: you've got polyps ben

I first heard this from @revpoppop.bsky.social but I'm glad others are picking up on the idea that we as western leftists have not deconstructed our evangelical roots

They Might Be Might Be Bosstones