INVERT THE JENNY

In the before-times, it was customary to announce your arrival at the World Wide Web via a Greek chorus of hummingbirds.

The Phillips neighborhoods are being targeted because it has the highest percent of residents who are not US Citizens. This fund will help feed, provide basic necessities and allow our immigrant neighbors to stay housed for 65+ families (and counting). gofund.me/4eaa6ea75

Here's my #BistroHuddy hot take: Nicole is in denial about being polyamorous, and she really needs to admit it to herself.

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OKAY FINE I'LL WATCH HEATED RIVALRY (it's actually really good so far)

ARE YOU A NON-MINNESOTAN WHO WANTS IDEAS OF STUFF TO DO TO HELP MINNESOTA RESIST FASCIST TYRANNY? Have I got a blog post for you! With additional advice for how to get ready in case tyranny shows up at YOUR doorstep next! naomikritzer.com/2026/01/21/h...

Tag yourself, I'm Mushroomy

I literally talked about the Halloween blizzard of '91 during a tabletop game session with some new friends yesterday

Word to the wise: not every piece of music with tritones is the goddamn Imperial March. (it is a banger, though)

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

Watched Nimona again and cried through basically all of it again.

This community has remained RESOUNDINGLY restrained while banding together in the face of overwhelming violence and all the help we’re getting from many of our leaders is finger wagging. There are certainly parties out there being violent on these streets. It’s not us. Take it up with them!

I've finally set up a way to book a tarot reading through my Ko-Fi! If you're in need of advice from Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror, get you some Fortunes From The Deep today! ko-fi.com/tomstea/comm... #TarotSky

Not sure when Spirited Away became a tearjerker of a movie, jeez

I realized what I like about social media is dorking around and sharing little snippets of my life, not necessarily using it for self promotion

Me too, monstera at the tea shop.

seriously though, the people confused about our Car Dinosaur really need to understand our Pencil Sharpening.

(cup)CAKE

Sharing for the Hbomberguy joke

I'm currently sick and this post made me laugh myself into a coughing fit

I have a gnarly cold, and asked the Goblin for some orange juice. He brought me what I can only describe as a 40 of orange juice in a glass jug, which was exactly what I needed

Very grateful to everyone in the #CultOfTheTentacle who was patient with me while I got up and running with streaming after the move. I got to play a cool sci-fi pixel art adventure game last night!

After approximately 72 hours of homeownership, I've learned that the first bit practically requires weekly trips to either Home Depot or IKEA. Possibly both!

WHY. ARE MY LIPS. SO CHAPPED!!!!

Does anyone know where you get those tins of Danish butter cookies? I need something to hold my sewing supplies

Complete with the undiagnosed neurodivergence-- excuse me, nerd virgins

I’ve taken up climbing more regularly. It has its ups and downs.

'Le Pendu' From June 2025. I'm a chronic project starter and I never finish anything because it takes a century to do it because I have to sell the majority of my life to do office bitch work. All that to say I abandoned the tarot deck idea. #art #darkfantasy #illustration #folklore #tarot

If anyone has turnip prices above 94 Bells, I would love to visit your island this week #ACNH

While watching Cabaret with @mellonmuin.bsky.social: "Leave Max alone, he's having autistic Floor Time!"

"YOU CAN'T DO MILD ARSON" #OutOfContextTheater

Aw crap. I just heard the unmistakeable squeak of mice and the skittering of tiny feet.

Additionally, Lester's attraction to Angela was one of MANY harmful flaws, in a film full of problematic characters inflicting harm to each other in their selfish pursuit of beauty & perfection. Between this & Fight Club, '99 was a banner year for wieners with poor media literacy.

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

The Rocky Horror Goon Show

Hot damn! Turnips on Baffin II are going for 525 bells! #ACNH #MNsFavDeepSeaHorror

I first learned about Mainely Mandy via ThoughtSlime, and I love her content! Give her a subscribe if you're so inclined!

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I've finally set up a way to book a tarot reading through my Ko-Fi! If you're in need of advice from Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror, get you some Fortunes From The Deep today! ko-fi.com/tomstea/comm... #TarotSky

Yesterday I went on a full moon bike ride where I got to recommend Moonflow by @bitterkarella.bsky.social as well as @midnightpals.bsky.social to folks there. It was a good night.

Finally finished Moonflow this morning. ...I could just read it again, right?

Well well well, if it isn't the Leopards Eating Faces party eating your face

You know what's really important to put in your coffeemaker? WATER.

for all its faults, the first Evil Dead movie really shows that all you need to make a movie is a dream and $50.

Ugh, someone tell me to get off my phone and take a shower

We've had it drilled into us that we should turn off our phones in the theater and at the movies. I really wish people would observe the same etiquette for smartwatches

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card

I always think of daft puns when I'm having my coffee.

I am aware that if you elect clowns, you get a circus. What I think has actually happened though, is the circus act we elected isn't the fun kind of clowns, it's the family from "The Aristocrats".