or for my fellow quantum physics fans: spooky infection at a distance

do u think if we rebranded covid as “spooky flu” more people would mask up? might be worth a try idk

Cutting off a text post before the anticipated ending for comic effect has a long history in internet parlance. In this ess

doing monday emails in warm sunlight on the porch and, i hate to say it, but anthropogenic climate change really popped off today ladies

my therapist: mpreg lowly worm isn’t real he can’t hurt you mpreg lowly worm:

Bach at four-forty

three-way tenor divisi

le Gommage, n’est-ce pas?

In conclusion: you do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to Jordan Peterson

This also 💯 has the vibes of those Facebook ad t-shirts that say stuff like “MY WIFE IS A MAMA BEAR WITH A HUSBAND (WHO IS ME) AND SHE MIGHT BE A LITTLE CRAZY BUT SO AM I AND IF SHE EATS YOU THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOUR BONES I LOVE THAT B-WORD AND GOD IN THAT ORDER IT’S A DOUG THING TRY TO KEEP UP.”

“I’m surprised you don’t know this, since you’re a doctor,” I said, “But NOT letting your monkeys jump on the bed actually has far worse consequences. I saw a twenty-seven-part TikTok about it."

there are still lifes everywhere for those with eyes to see (i passed this tableau, exactly as pictured, in the hallway near my office – no one seemed to know how these two objects got there or who they might have belonged to)

Monteverdi when responding to Artusi:

zendAIya is meechee

has there ever, in the history of this vast and remarkable planet, been a person who was buying napkins and suddenly remembered that they also needed…onion powder??‽ i’m all for innovative pairings but what was the reason??

All Chads Are Boring

i beg your finest pardon

someone was trying to convince me to incorporate an LLM into a nonprofit I volunteer for and they said “I think Pandora’s Box has been opened and it’s not going away - we might as well use it!” i wanted to scream WHAT CAME OUT OF PANDORA’S BOX WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE THAT METAPHOR

😏😏😏

is the Akashic record just the spiritual blockchain?

::Katya yelling voice:: DR BSHKRFT

i’m convinced that one day this account will write Macbeth

had the opportunity to attend a protest at a proposed future lCE facility, which i share not to self-aggrandize, but to encourage you to do something, go somewhere, and be present for what you believe in. if i can do it, you can, and i promise it will be worth it.

This is the single most overrated image on the internet. Pisses me off how every time I see it, it has thousands of Likes.

Catholics would rather cast dark magic than go to therapy

except in the US they have to call it the Great British Wanking Show because of an existing trademark owned by Pillsbury 😔

Thank you for your service 🫡🫡🫡

CHOTINER: JOHN CAGE: CHOTINER: CAGE: CHOTINER: ? CAGE: This interview is over.

ok maybe now i get why everyone’s always talking about the magic of bathroom lighting

i’m starting to think no one at my gym will ever notice my nerdy workout shirts -_-

did anyone make WFH (work from heaven) joke about the “rapture” today?

replaying Shadow Hearts: Covenant (2004) and man they just don’t write video game dialogue like they used to…

I got very excited at how tuned my algorithm is until I realized this is not about British composer Robert Lucas Pearsall (1795-1856) 😔

A Cruel Oven’s Thesis

this is a great resource that I can’t wait to dive further into *and also* this image is literally perfect

“in principio creavit Deus caelum et terram” © 382 Jerome et al, all rights reserved

“Messrs. Smothers” has me rolling

rare disc horse bot L 😔

idk who needs to hear this but Homer Simpson is a millennial now

this post Exists in a Context™ but I figured why not just put it here too

about a year ago i woke up really sick and all i could think about was Charlie and the Star Wars Factory. which did not help and actually made me feel way worse

Archival Robert photo (2016)

lest we forget he was also responsible for using a Michael Moore impersonator to trick Lucille Bluth into signing Buster up for Army

“Then we…shall be caught up together with them in the cloud, to subscribe and leave a review of the Lord in the air”

when I was about ten I was at a party full of people I didn’t know but one lady was exceptionally nice to me and for some reason we talked about intentionally blurring our eyes(?) it was Rue McClanahan 💖

1731, so I could hear Bach’s lost St. Mark Passion 😭

"brexiteers"? oh you mean eurodivergent people