setting up a basketball camp at the other end of the amigara fault, my team of tall abominations will be undefeated

scott pilgrim vs the wordle

maze runner: the scopes trials

twins win

BROOKS LEE 3-RUN DOUBLE

JOSH BELL GAME SAVING DOUBLE PLAY

tried this this morning and it slaps but I made sure to sub in the round egg

lighting a candle for all trans people to live fucking long lives and get old as fuck and happy and comfortable and satisfied

there’s actually only four genders there’s DJing there’s breaking there’s graffiti and there’s the emcee

just finished watching season 2 of this and I think it might be one of my favorite animes

wampire surwiwors

OUTMAN TRIPLE

me too buddy, me too

dj casper, choking up through tears after being insulted by his friend group: “take it back now, y’all”

despite being born in 91, my first console was an NES, specifically the action set with the zapper once the Nintendo 64 came out, my parents got it for me, so I completely skipped the Super Nintendo

Watched it for an episode of How Did This Get Made, the BIM mark slaps

Fridays of course

rockos modern basilisk

we can no longer rock it, the time has come

Classic baseball play they’re trying to take out of the game

The first album I actually remember owning vs. borrowing from my parents would probably be Who Let The Dogs Out by the Baha Men.

In Another Land by the Rolling Stones and Rusty Bucket Bay from Banjo-Kazooie start off the same way Not sure if SiIvaGunner ever utilized this for a rip

what if that's hozier's sleepnumber instead of his bedtime

it was absurd that he had to be told over and over again (and he still never figured it out) that being unwilling to work with dems is literally the whole fucking ballgame for republicans you get to define where your side is, when you let them define the middle they can just endlessly pull it right

that's the t.actical e.spionage a.ction, sis

the way that I talk is weird

Trump is actually the second president to ask for a ballroom The first was famously Lyndon B. Johnson

this new icon courtesy of @frogletcomics.bsky.social who did super great work

Vampire Crawlers is really good and really fun and has a good amount of content to keep you playing until you unlock everything. I have very high hopes that future content updates introduce new combo mechanics or challenge modes.

guy who is pissed off that they took 5G out of the vaccines and now his cell signal sucks "we could have had service everywhere but noooo"

Perfect Dark

steven universe stodd universe

GRAND SLAM Ryan Jeffers (3) 377 ft (39°, 108.8 mph) off Huascar Brazobán (95.5 mph Sinker, 2399 rpm) MIN 7-NYM 7 (T8, 0-1, 2 outs) https://www.mlb.com/video/ryan-jeffers-hits-a-grand-slam-3-to-left-field-brooks-lee-scores-trevor-larnach-87nvn2

shoulda stopped at 3rd, apparently the coach tried to stop him but he ignored it

wonder if any of the maga guys are still holding out for the iraqi dinar revaluation

how do you even parody this

in America it’s called the Super Mario Literature Club

TWINS DEFENSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING

the miz actually has the coolest baseball glove of anybody ever, as a non brewers fan it grieves me to admit it

STOP DOING THE PETE DAVIDSON CROCS AD OVER AND OVER AGAIN EVERY COMMERCIAL BREAK 5 times in a row, good lord

Nobody should have to sift through it to find out but I’m sure there’s some footage of him in a corner store or saying the words “corner store” on an episode of the Apprentice

Exactly one year ago today:

wife was very excited to be this close to Luke Keaschall on Tuesday, and I was probably just as excited

is it just me or does “breaking the color barrier” feel like a weak way of explaining what Jackie Robinson Day is about? it makes it sound like he overcame a force of nature (like a sound barrier) and not like, decisions made by people for reasons that are indefensible

THE MINNESOTA TWINS HAVE SOLE POSSESSION OF THE AMERICAN LEAGUE’S BEST RECORD

TWINKS WINK

it's weird how when crime is down by any metric but people are 'scared' it's a serious issue that politicians need to address but when it is plainly obvious that the economy is fucked it's "these idiots don't know how much more expensive a fridge was in the 1400s"