I’m tempted (especially because I’ll likely be moving closer to Target Field in the next few months) but boy I do not want to give the Pohlads my money

Normal well adjusted behavior right here

🚨Olympic sports are happening right now🚨

God, for the millionth fucking time. We had it right before. School/rec: Play with who you want NCAA: Need doctor's note Pro/Olympic: Blood testing for T levels It worked. It was fair.

ICE is running a “conveyor belt” of illegally detained Minnesota families. Agents are arresting entire families with legal status and immediately shipping them off to Texas to deny them legal representation and avoid the federal courts in Minnesota. The cruelty is endless.

What

If 100,000 people RT this, I will get a BBL

A 94 year old lady responded to my typical “is there anything else I can do today?” on the phone with “well you could save our democracy” Boy I wish I could

I don’t see the problem

Back on a kick where I listen to nothing but the White Stripes for a while

📸 The inaugural MNUFC Power Soccer Invitational featured some of the region's best teams, including our very own Power Soccer & Power Soccer Academy teams competing in a round-robin tournament

Holy SHIT

2027 Super Bowl ad 60-year-old Robin Wright: Farm boy? Order me dinner 64-year-old Cary Elwes: As you wish Horrific AI recreation of Peter Falk's voice: What she realized that day was that when he said "as you wish," what he really meant was "I'll get UberEats"

“People are scared; we are, too.” Article: Federal immigration raids in Minnesota has put 'fear' into #MNUFC players; and the situation has curtailed #Loons signings of foreigners this winter. Argentine midfielder Joaquin Pereyra shares his experiences and views. www.twincities.com/2026/01/29/l...

This is just a guy. This could be anyone.

Applied for an apartment in Roseville today. With the exception of the Augsburg dorms I’ve lived with my parents my whole life and I’m very grateful Ive been able to do that but I’m also super excited to get my own place (hopefully real soon)

Oh that’s not good

What??????????

Threads is full of CIA agents today

Jelly Roll saying “Jesus is not owned by one political party, Jesus is for everyone” is like the wokest a white evangelical can possibly get

Hell yeah Bad Bunny

Justin Bieber brother you are cooked

Addison Rae got nominated for Best New Artist????

Making his 6th NBA All-Star appearance... Karl-Anthony Towns of the Knicks. Drafted as the 1st pick in 2015 out of Kentucky, Towns is averaging 20.0 PPG, 11.8 RPG and 2.9 APG for the Knicks this season.

Making his 4th NBA All-Star appearance... Anthony Edwards of the Timberwolves. Drafted as the 1st pick in 2020 out of Georgia, Edwards is averaging 29.4 PPG, 5.2 RPG and 3.7 APG for the Timberwolves this season.

Jesus CHRIST

New DaBaby album in the big 2026?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whoever’s doing the bumper music for Ohio State Wisconsin is fucking COOKING

never fails to amaze that the conspiratorial right correctly deduced that the nation was being run by a secret cabal of elite pedophiles, were so justifiably horrified that they marshaled their forces to topple the institutions of power, and then voted for the pedophiles three times in a row.

Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday. 📷️: Aaron Lavinsky

After brutally arresting Aliya Rahman, an autistic, disabled woman, in Minneapolis, ICE agents told her that "this wouldn’t have happened if I was a ‘normal’ human being." https://bit.ly/3ZHX3IC

NEWS DUMP FRIDAY BABY

like it’s fine if the “stand with minnesota” shirts felt more meaningful to you but given that no one on the team will actually name the problem or what they are actually standing with minnesota for it all feels so hollow and empty.

i’m not expecting any better at this point and i don’t think it would ultimately change what is happening but boy it’s annoying that every statement coming from the wolves at every level gives the irritated energy of “well, i guess we have to say *something*”

Lol, lmao etc

@drewhamm5.bsky.social can you send me Great Leap Forward Bucky

Had a conversation with the coordinator of the basketball program I coach in today about what to say if the kids or their parents ask about the news we got yesterday that some out of state teams were hesitant to come into town for the conference tournament in two weeks.

Kanye easily

Reminder to Minneapolis and St. Paul: The people who are autistic and/or ADHD or neurodiverse in other ways don’t get to set that aside for the cause. People with mental or physical struggles can’t set them aside until ICE leaves. Mutual aid needs to have realistic expectations about each other.

1. This is not even close to true 2. that said Sean Doolittle my GOAT

WOJ BOMB

To quote the Boondocks, if you give the meanest white man a piece of gourmet cheese he turns into Mr. Rogers

We go through this every few years: NO ONE HERE CALLS CEDAR RIVERSIDE LITTLE MOGADISHU (today in the NYT / a twitter exchange from over seven years ago, though this has been going on for ages)

Having a very minor procedure on my left foot this afternoon to fix a bunion that’s been causing me a lot of pain from time to time, and I would appreciate thoughts/prayers/good vibes etc

That is a disgusting act

Something I want to write about or hope someone else does is the fact that even secular people have adopted religious language during this crisis (lots of talk about loving your neighbors etc) while the Christian Right like isn’t even quoting Romans 13 anymore they’re just going “just obey the laws”

Uhhhhh liberals if you say im stupid or sound like a dog toy you will face the most fricking intense of consequences (gets fired immediately)