Here's a fun party game, everyone go around the room and tell everyone what the Post is gonna report you were fiddling with during your pre-crime shit. Mine's Vampire Survivors!

"AI is here to stay" yeah well so are stubborn artists like me, so maybe work that into your snotty calculations.

Steph and I put together a banger this year!

“Original Prompt Do Not Steal.”

It's more support than a bunch of live services games got, so kudos for that.

It's more support than a bunch of live services games got, so kudos for that.

Awhile ago , my buddy @pandangit.com was doing sesemarot readings on their #TikTok and I did a couple #sesamestreet #tarot #cards including this one #art #nsfw #furry #photography #섹블 #epsteinfiles #gay #digitalart #winterfoodinasongormovie #stunday #oc #furryart #섹트

Even Rule 34 has exceptions, it seems.

Call me paranoid, but when a 7-day-old Bluesky account wants to commission art of themselves & their beloved pet, and I have to pull teeth to get details like "art style", "pet's name", and "what type of animal the pet is"... I'll assume it's a carp, cos something smells fishy.

Call me paranoid, but when a 7-day-old Bluesky account wants to commission art of themselves & their beloved pet, and I have to pull teeth to get details like "art style", "pet's name", and "what type of animal the pet is"... I'll assume it's a carp, cos something smells fishy.

About to do some SESAMEROT SATURDAY! Come get your fuzzy-felt fortunes read: www.twitch.tv/zmannzilla

Can confirm. The past 3 weeks have been a nightmare in this household. And only like a week of that is from when I was the sick one.

Armored MMA is terrific and I hope every one of these giga-nerds is having the best time of their lives.

This has been running through my head all week. 🤣

Awww, they're kissing

Challah is in the oven. Apartment already smelling like sweetness and yeast.

Y'all know what day it is, where that day is happening, and what we taught a lion to eat there.

Computer, enhance. As you can see captain, while the message appears to be coming from the women, it's actually coming from that barely-disguised creep who grins like he's getting away with it.

And then I made this crime against nature. 🤼

Gave this a spin and it took a wee bit of getting used to the mouse-driven controls, but once I did, WHEEEE! Have a look-see for yourself!

Partook in the Steam Sale, so now I have BALL X PIT! Come watch me stream it: www.twitch.tv/zmannzilla

Now On Amfeed: Gaggle Of Pearl-Clutchers Suddenly Cool With Defacing The White House

It costs nothing to release the Epstein files.

"Dicks are costly, balls are optional" is exactly how I'd summarize US politics in 2025.

Reckon this'll do?

I plead guilty to existing without a license.

"Do not, plebs, become addicted to thinking for yourselves. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!" - Immortan Bro, self-appointed AI tech cheerleader

See also, the "teaching a computer how to taste steak" bit from the '86 version of The Fly.

My Twitch schedule: Tuesday, Thursday, & Saturday Starting around 2:30PM PST www.twitch.tv/zmannzilla Be sure to gimmie a follow so you can get in on Tarot Tuesdays & Sesamerot Saturdays!

OK but why is people refusing to buy your product any less real? Not interested in reality lessons from someone who thinks a hallucinating cloud of math is a more defensible "reality" than the people who reject it.

(Inspired by @8bitliv.es) SHE'S TRYING TO TAKE US BACK TO THE PAST AND RIGIDLY DEFINE "LAD" & "LASS" SHE'D RATHER HAVE A BATHROOM BAN THAN TO GET A CHRISTMAS CALL FROM HER KID SHE'S RATHER BE A ROTTEN ASSHOLE THAN ADMIT IT'S BAD WHAT LINEHAN DID SHE'S THE:

Now I can add "Editor of a 2025 Best Video Essay selection" to my resume. Best hire me while I'm still cheap and humble. Well, "cheap" I suppose.

The GoG Xmas joint radiated such great Star Wars Holiday Special energy. It started with this banger of a song & then became 2 clueless unsupervised ding-dongs getting drunk at a gay bar & stealing Kevin Bacon. I'd argue the obvious low budget only helped it. Disney still sucks tho.

(Inspired by @8bitliv.es) SHE'S TRYING TO TAKE US BACK TO THE PAST AND RIGIDLY DEFINE "LAD" & "LASS" SHE'D RATHER HAVE A BATHROOM BAN THAN TO GET A CHRISTMAS CALL FROM HER KID SHE'S RATHER BE A ROTTEN ASSHOLE THAN ADMIT IT'S BAD WHAT LINEHAN DID SHE'S THE:

IBM, 1979: "A computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never make a managerial decision." CEOs, 2020s, having to answer for their 385th predictably bad managerial decision: "Market shifts did it."

This is as good an excuse as any to show off this pic I drew, as it appears in HOTDOGS & HANDSHAKES v1.1 (zmannzilla.itch.io/hotdogs-and-...) What do you mean, unrelated? The current president is a WWE Hall Of Famer, the Big Elbow is a WMD, and the fella in the picture is Bigfoot's cousin.

10,000 tons worth of bombs, dropped by a single invisible aircraft, and it goes "bing bing" when it attacks. Hell of a heel turn for Wonder Woman.

It's too long for Bluesky & I refuse to compromise. So here's a screenshot with the words in the alt-text.

Father got lost in a maze Mother left & took the kids Zampano writing crazy things Johnny-T is editing Adding to a narrative That's spiraling around OUR #HOUSE IS SO VERY HARD TO LEAVE OUR #HOUSE ATE MY BROTHER, NOW I GRIEVE OUR #HOUSE NON-EUCLIDEAN & DEEP OUR #HOUSE GIVES THE NAVIDSONS THE CREEPS

OUR #HOUSE WHERE THE VOID AND OUR WORLD MEET OUR #HOUSE COLDER THAN A WITCH'S TEAT OUR #HOUSE THAT ONE DOOM WAD'S PRETTY NEAT OUR #HOUSE HASHTAGS MAKE THEM BLUE IN SKEETS

Pete Hegseth gives the energy of someone whose "demolish the beloved arcade" plans were thwarted by a Goonie beating him at water polo.

"Honey, who was at the door?" "Jehovah's Witness Protection Program. They wanted to know if we'd let Jesus into our hearts until after his court case."

I have a joke about Odysseus but nobody will get it.

There's a song inside you. Let it out.

My virginity

About to do some live tarot for TAROT TUESDAY! Come on through! www.twitch.tv/zmannzilla

Protip: if you uninstall BG3, you'll have room for like 150+ great games that didn't use AI.