Geoduck is a funny word; it's spelled like a Rock-type but pronounced like a Poison-type.

I tripped and fell down, and somehow got back up again. I think I have foot fungawanga.

For those wondering what I did with that art from my streams, here it is. A one-shot scenario for @morkborg.com that's free to download. Come 'round for dinner, stranger; we'll make you feel like part of the family... zmannzilla.itch.io/hattfalts

A comic I made on stream. Enjoy!

Think of how clueless and grasping you have to be, to say "this thing that requires billions of $$$, bold-faced theft, community harm & push-button sloth... THAT'S counterculture!" Unless moral-minded artists became "The Man" when I wasn't looking, that's just capitalism. Y'know, THE CULTURE.

Looking forward to how Mötley Crüe covers this one.

"In my country, we can put a monkey heart in a man's chest & have him looking for work in a month!" "That's nothing, in MY country we can put a piggy asshole in an office chair & have thousands looking for work the next day!"

In a just universe, I'd live in some pompous duke's front yard, amusing his wife's tea-time guests with my crystal juggling, divination, and the occasional balrog-denial. None of them even a bit suspicious that I work for the conspiracy against the crown. But instead I have to graphic design. Poo.

Time for a nice chill Saturday stream, with some more TOEM! www.twitch.tv/zmannzilla

"In my country, we can put a monkey heart in a man's chest & have him looking for work in a month!" "That's nothing, in MY country we can put a piggy asshole in an office chair & have thousands looking for work the next day!"

I would be negligent in my grungler duties if I didn't offer this screen cap up.

Do you want Sex Pistols? Because this is how we get Sex Pistols!

Presenting, the most ME thing I have ever made: A TTRPG about indie wrestling that uses tarot cards. zmannzilla.itch.io/hotdogs-and-...

OMG Thank you for bringing this up Vera, as it provides a wonderful on-ramp to something I've been trying to say for YONKS. Let's do a thread and ask ourselves: DOES EVIL EXIST? 🧵

I reviewed Crisol: Theater of Idols. It's a lovely little action-horror with some impressive environmental and audio design, and you shoot killer statues with guns that drink your blood. I could nitpick much of it, but overall I'm impressed. Full review here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/crisol-...

OBAMA DOING DJ KOOL AT KARAOKE: Uhhhh... let me clear my throat

Not only did i get a double yolk, but this is the first time I've made this with perfect jammy yolks & without burning the bread. I have a good feeling about today.

In a just universe, I'd live in some pompous duke's front yard, amusing his wife's tea-time guests with my crystal juggling, divination, and the occasional balrog-denial. None of them even a bit suspicious that I work for the conspiracy against the crown. But instead I have to graphic design. Poo.

Congratulations, you made it through another week. Have a little dance party.

Schmidt. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

I did not spend the 90s refurbing dumpster 486s with foraged RAM & yoinked software to be told I'M the one not embracing technology. We were 28.8ing into localnets while y'all doinks were afraid touching a 2-button mouse would get nerd all over you. I bitch in BASIC; y'all just basic bitches.

So I tried out the demo for MINDWAVE, and 10/10, no notes, precisely as long as it needed to be to goad me into wanting the full version. WarioWare is the obvious comparison, but if it was set in a Gaz-heavy episode of Invader Zim.

Schmidt. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

To be fair, last year's SOTU "disruptions" were a pathetic own-goal (that got own-goalier as that burger got more nothing-y). But maybe "less" isn't what this situation demands? I'd say "you needn't work quite so hard to seem better than colluding nonces" but that'd imply they plan to do any WORK.

I decided to do a li'l review for the Rewind99 Demo. Maybe go check it out & give it "Helpful/Funny" ratings so the devs think I'm a certified cool person. :D

I've had this TOEM game on my Steam list for what seems like ages, so join me today as I finally see what it's all about! www.twitch.tv/zmannzilla

I decided to do a li'l review for the Rewind99 Demo. Maybe go check it out & give it "Helpful/Funny" ratings so the devs think I'm a certified cool person. :D

So I tried out the demo for MINDWAVE, and 10/10, no notes, precisely as long as it needed to be to goad me into wanting the full version. WarioWare is the obvious comparison, but if it was set in a Gaz-heavy episode of Invader Zim.

To be fair, last year's SOTU "disruptions" were a pathetic own-goal (that got own-goalier as that burger got more nothing-y). But maybe "less" isn't what this situation demands? I'd say "you needn't work quite so hard to seem better than colluding nonces" but that'd imply they plan to do any WORK.

I did not spend the 90s refurbing dumpster 486s with foraged RAM & yoinked software to be told I'M the one not embracing technology. We were 28.8ing into localnets while y'all doinks were afraid touching a 2-button mouse would get nerd all over you. I bitch in BASIC; y'all just basic bitches.

Got sent an invite to try out a new demo... so tonight, we're gonna party with some REWIND 99! www.twitch.tv/zmannzilla

I'm on the whole other side of town right now so I have to skip stream today (sorry!) I'll see if I can make up for it tomorrow.

Just... wow.

Back in my day you could get a computer for basically nothing. Can't do that anymore, because rent-to-own places lock their dumpsters now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

Back in my day you could get a computer for basically nothing. Can't do that anymore, because rent-to-own places lock their dumpsters now.

Tried to upload to Patreon a little while back but it refused. 😔 Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY. I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.

"There has to be a common culture!" he said, then named three distinct cultures as if they are a single common one, applied to a country that is NONE of them. Elon, people don't need your permission to exist, and if you feel compelled to demand otherwise, you're a Nazi.

i thought this was from @pandangit.com for a moment, it’s giving the same vibes

"There has to be a common culture!" he said, then named three distinct cultures as if they are a single common one, applied to a country that is NONE of them. Elon, people don't need your permission to exist, and if you feel compelled to demand otherwise, you're a Nazi.

A silly little skit I did while streaming some #morkborg #heresysupreme

"If there's any girls in the bar, I ___ them!" D&D: "do" Cyberpunk: "do cyber-drugs with" Shadowrun: "doeth yon cyber-drugs with" Vampire: "seduce" Palladium: "have a 40% chance to seduce" MORK BORG: "will get either a quest or certain death from" Warhammer Fantasy: "certainly didn't invite"

A silly little skit I did while streaming some #morkborg #heresysupreme

About to Mörk some more Borg. Ohhhhhh, I'm GETTIN' that Troll's finger... www.twitch.tv/zmannzilla

I'd probably be clicking on a lot more GFMs & Kickstarters.

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Not content to waste natural resources, they also want to waste the labor & time of artists. The message being sent now is, "don't even take a job replacing their AI slop, because the fact that they used it in the first place shows how they disrespect you, and will continue to disrespect you."