"I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS BOOTS!" - Walter White, "Fucking Bad"

Dorothy. Blanche. Rose. Sophia. In the 80s, the Golden Girls lived together in Miami. Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

"I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS BOOTS!" - Walter White, "Fucking Bad"

Dorothy. Blanche. Rose. Sophia. In the 80s, the Golden Girls lived together in Miami. Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

Gonna check out some Steam NextFest demos! EVERYONE'S entitled to my opinions, so come get these takes while they're hot! www.twitch.tv/zmannzilla

Circling back to this brain fart. I am convinced the Ep$tein Class is defined by people so spoiled rotten that they only want things nobody's supposed to have. Probably because it's all they have left to strive for. Buddha really cooked with the 2nd Noble Truth: "Suffering stems from desire."

A comet could turn every shuggy player in Megacity One into a werewolf, and Judge Dredd would still be like "WEREWOLFING WITHOUT A LICENSE 10 YEARS IN THE CUBES" and they'll be like "How is that a law?" and he'll go "I AM THE LAW" and vroom away like a boss. Somehow this is effective satire.

If your compassion doesn't extend to the people you don't like, then you are not truly compassionate. That's why I politely and gently invite door-to-door salespeople to PLEASE go screw themselves.

He's a ham AND egger?! In THIS economy?!

An actual exchange I had back when I worked at a XXX store: Customer: [holds up a VHS called "San Francisco Lesbians 27"] "It doesn't say on the box what the movie is about." Me: "Going by the title, it's probably based on the play by Shakespeare."

I will always LOL at how they made a Street Fighter TTRPG w/ White Wolf's Storyteller system. I always imagine a vampire & a werewolf exchanging meaningful scowls in front of a Las Vegas casino, while nearby a fire-barfing yogi is getting electrocuted by a squatting orc in jorts.

I swear, every time I look up folks from the old hood: Post 1: NO FUCKS GIVEN! (pic of middle fingers) Post 2: THIS POS CHAYDEN-DOGG IS STALKING ME & TRYING TO DESTROY MY LIFE W/ HIS LIES (blurry pic of a stoned dude minding his own business) Post 3: 🎀💎𝐵𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈💎🎀 (pic of Tweety Bird)

Possible reasons for next Tesla recall: - Brake pedal upgrade to premium balsa - Self-drive borked by Adobe Flash EOL - Wasps in seat cushions replaced by American wasps - Onboard computer to be taught ALL Laws of Robotics, not just #3 - Rear-mounted court sketch artist to be replaced with camera

Bob Ross replying to Dracula: "I'm not miserable!" Andrew Tate replying to Dracula: "Who you calling little?" Gomer Pyle replying to Dracula: "To be fair I didn't ask to be on that Signal chat."

Circling back to this brain fart. I am convinced the Ep$tein Class is defined by people so spoiled rotten that they only want things nobody's supposed to have. Probably because it's all they have left to strive for. Buddha really cooked with the 2nd Noble Truth: "Suffering stems from desire."

Electric cars are quiet enough to do bonus backstab damage to pedestrians, yet leaf blowers still ruin my VO audio from a half block away. I know it's inaccurate, but part of me can't help but think of leaf blowers as the clipboards of lawn care. "Look at me, can't talk, I'm SO busy!"

The 90's: "Imagine how much society will benefit from having all essential human knowledge in one easy to access place!" 2025: "A subscription is required to access the dictionary."

Anyone that thinks the Bible can't be relatable should read Psalms 55:2: "Attend unto me, and hear me: I mourn in my complaint, and make a noise" Rough translation: "Got a minute? Shit sucks & I need to bitch about it."

Not in the book but I'll just say it: Indie wrestling has a well-documented history of intergender matches. That's why H&H has no gender-specific rules & never will. Your Wrestlers can have as much (or as little) gender & sexuality as you wish to give them.

Intelligence is a spectrum, & many "smart" folk are not actually "smart" in every situation. Think, "I run XSoft, ergo I can run nations." Wise in particular individual ways, dumb in societal ones. Here's a bit from Larry Gonick's "Cartoon History Of The Universe Vol. 1", apropos of nothing.

A snake describing a pirate's butt: "'S curvy."

AI cheerleaders be like "Imagine a world where you could imagine."

Embrace the Monkey Chaos!

I hope I'm not stating the obvious here, but capitalism's "keep the number-line trending upwards" chocolate and authoritarianism's "solve every problem with cuts & purges" peanut butter is basically a Reese's Cup that eats itself.

Thrilled to announce I'm one of the guest players this week for @morkborg.com Heresy Supreme by @morbidware.bsky.social Now I get to brag at parties "Yeah, I opened for @nohr.se at NextFest, no big whoop!" Now if I only got invited to parties... steamcommunity.com/broadcast/wa...

Thrilled to announce I'm one of the guest players this week for @morkborg.com Heresy Supreme by @morbidware.bsky.social Now I get to brag at parties "Yeah, I opened for @nohr.se at NextFest, no big whoop!" Now if I only got invited to parties... steamcommunity.com/broadcast/wa...

I am now able to reveal a collaboration I did with @thebarabones.bsky.social - a pamphlet-sized dungeon for @morkborg.com that's as simple as cleaning (cosmic) vermin from a (spacetime displaced) basement, with minimal supervision (provided by monkeys). You may just get some MONKEY LOVE!

My partner's words make sense to me: "Bleeping the N-word would have shown care for both black & Tourette's dignity. I doubt either of them wanted to spend their big moment being a 'teachable moment' for the general public."

Geoduck is a funny word; it's spelled like a Rock-type but pronounced like a Poison-type.

I have befriended some crazy talented people, go check out Zilla's new adventure and tip them some dosh for their blood, sweat, and tears.

I am now able to reveal a collaboration I did with @thebarabones.bsky.social - a pamphlet-sized dungeon for @morkborg.com that's as simple as cleaning (cosmic) vermin from a (spacetime displaced) basement, with minimal supervision (provided by monkeys). You may just get some MONKEY LOVE!

I hope I'm not stating the obvious here, but capitalism's "keep the number-line trending upwards" chocolate and authoritarianism's "solve every problem with cuts & purges" peanut butter is basically a Reese's Cup that eats itself.

So! Got this beauty of a piece a while ago, from a commission I requested from @pandangit.com a while ago. Some things happened, and this print was pretty much lost, however! I saved it for the gallery. And today, I get to share. ^^ The Cheshire Crow. Gravekeeper. An Empress of Twilight.

while working on my commissions, @pandangit.com gave me an earring suggestion. so I did a prototype, what d'y'all think? cow tools

I tripped and fell down, and somehow got back up again. I think I have foot fungawanga.

For those wondering what I did with that art from my streams, here it is. A one-shot scenario for @morkborg.com that's free to download. Come 'round for dinner, stranger; we'll make you feel like part of the family... zmannzilla.itch.io/hattfalts

A comic I made on stream. Enjoy!

Think of how clueless and grasping you have to be, to say "this thing that requires billions of $$$, bold-faced theft, community harm & push-button sloth... THAT'S counterculture!" Unless moral-minded artists became "The Man" when I wasn't looking, that's just capitalism. Y'know, THE CULTURE.

Looking forward to how Mötley Crüe covers this one.

"In my country, we can put a monkey heart in a man's chest & have him looking for work in a month!" "That's nothing, in MY country we can put a piggy asshole in an office chair & have thousands looking for work the next day!"

In a just universe, I'd live in some pompous duke's front yard, amusing his wife's tea-time guests with my crystal juggling, divination, and the occasional balrog-denial. None of them even a bit suspicious that I work for the conspiracy against the crown. But instead I have to graphic design. Poo.

Time for a nice chill Saturday stream, with some more TOEM! www.twitch.tv/zmannzilla

"In my country, we can put a monkey heart in a man's chest & have him looking for work in a month!" "That's nothing, in MY country we can put a piggy asshole in an office chair & have thousands looking for work the next day!"

I would be negligent in my grungler duties if I didn't offer this screen cap up.

Do you want Sex Pistols? Because this is how we get Sex Pistols!

Presenting, the most ME thing I have ever made: A TTRPG about indie wrestling that uses tarot cards. zmannzilla.itch.io/hotdogs-and-...

OMG Thank you for bringing this up Vera, as it provides a wonderful on-ramp to something I've been trying to say for YONKS. Let's do a thread and ask ourselves: DOES EVIL EXIST? 🧵

I reviewed Crisol: Theater of Idols. It's a lovely little action-horror with some impressive environmental and audio design, and you shoot killer statues with guns that drink your blood. I could nitpick much of it, but overall I'm impressed. Full review here: www.thejimquisition.com/post/crisol-...