HERE COME THE YAK-HERDER (HERD 'EM UP) I'M THE LYRICAL SHEPHERD (HERD EM UP) UNGULATES UP IN THE AREA (HERD EM UP) STILL LOVIN' THAT GRASS (HERD EM UP)

Heavy is the shrimp that fries the rice.

To be fair, AI pioneers also waste money & resources to produce fact-shaped nonsense for uncritical consumers, so for them it's like looking into a mirror.

Just did art & layout for "HILLBILLY HEROES", a bite-sized #ttrpg by @lordsomtnorotr.bsky.social - here's a look at the cover piece! I love it when I get to go full cartoon ape-sausage on a drawing. This is the kind of lo-fi chaos I live for!

While rare to hear a joke about Tom Jones, it's not unusual.

I LIKE BIG BOTS AND I CANNOT LIE ESPECIALLY IF THEY CAN FLY WHEN A MECH STOMPS IN LAYING EVERYTHING TO WASTE WITH A DUDE SAT IN HIS FACE AND BIG GUNS BETTER PULL UP TOUGH COS A MECHA DON'T TAKE NO GUFF SEE A KAIJU AND CAVE ITS GRILLS IN SEND 'EM FLYING THROUGH SEVERAL BUILDINGS

Dark Knight? Amazing Fantasy? Heh, sorry, no, I only collect the classics.

I accidentally spilled meat drippings on my manuscript about Spandau Ballet's signature hit. It's baste on a True story.

Making stew from a god? You'll roux the dei!

Oracle: "I can see your future wife. Her first name is Jo." Oedipus: "...what is her full name?" Oracle: *barely contained smirk, deep inhale*

That martial art where you attack on the off-beat alongside 20 other people. Y'know, SKARATE

To be fair, AI pioneers also waste money & resources to produce fact-shaped nonsense for uncritical consumers, so for them it's like looking into a mirror.

Just did art & layout for "HILLBILLY HEROES", a bite-sized #ttrpg by @lordsomtnorotr.bsky.social - here's a look at the cover piece! I love it when I get to go full cartoon ape-sausage on a drawing. This is the kind of lo-fi chaos I live for!

I've finally set up a way to book a tarot reading through my Ko-Fi! If you're in need of advice from Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror, get you some Fortunes From The Deep today! ko-fi.com/tomstea/comm... #TarotSky

When you kill something strange by throwing pocket change, that’s a MÖRK BORG.

Now that the @morkborg.com Heresy Supreme embargo is lifted, I have to show off something unique to the video game, but is still the most MÖRK BORG solution to a MÖRK BORG problem ever: My Gutterborn Scum, out of arrows & stones, beat the Troll boss by desperately flinging pocket change at it.

I'm a big fan of... well...

Gonna replace the POPCORN button on my microwave with a Microsoft Copilot icon so I stop pushing it by accident. Just as useful as it was before, but now my muscle memory kicks in properly.

Eco The Dolphin be like "Among the characteristics of the dolphin-kidnapping Atlantean space kraken from beyond the veil of space & time, is that they reject modernism & declare their prey as simultaneously too strong and too weak."

Now that the @morkborg.com Heresy Supreme embargo is lifted, I have to show off something unique to the video game, but is still the most MÖRK BORG solution to a MÖRK BORG problem ever: My Gutterborn Scum, out of arrows & stones, beat the Troll boss by desperately flinging pocket change at it.

My partner, who is a language nerd, has infected me with one of her pet peeves: Я is pronounced "yah". So in this headline, the Apple has been "yah'd", which to me at least reads as a past-tense of "yass". Can't say I disapprove, honestly.

Not only was this a good analysis video of a game that I think deserves more attention, Casey has a cadence and voice that is just infinitely comfortable and soothing to listen to. Strongly recommend you give it a watch.

Roses are red Violets are blue THE EDUCATED STUPID DENY NATURE'S HARMONIOUS FOUR-DAY TIME CUBE

I think about this panel from Gonick's Cartoon History of the Universe a lot these days. The desire for an underclass never went away. Personage is inherent; citizenship is a privilege. You may be a person, but you are not necessarily THE PEOPLE. And TPTB yearn for when citizenship was VIP-only.

Yes, it starts easy enough. "These people aren't here legally". So now they're, technically speaking, Not The People. "These ones are felons." A path to declare some people as Not The People. "These ones SHOULD be felons." Exploring more paths towards making others Not The People.

"We're a democracy! We The People have a right to life, liberty, & pursuit of happiness!" But felonies make you Not The People, & you can get one for throwing a sandwich or a joke at the wrong The People. Democracy's not a lie; it's a cruel elitist turn of phrase. Thank you for your time. 💜🐼Z

This will be a prime opportunity to see if Cuomo is capable of keeping his campaign promises.

My anaconda don't want none unless you got cherry. Oh you do? I'll take two. How much? Oof, I'm a bit short. *turns to anaconda* Baby, got a buck?

There's a lot to love about FUMES but one of my big favorites is the potential for some really moody screenshots. I can't decide which one will be my next desktop wallpaper!

As always, signal boosts hugely appreciated on this!

I think about this panel from Gonick's Cartoon History of the Universe a lot these days. The desire for an underclass never went away. Personage is inherent; citizenship is a privilege. You may be a person, but you are not necessarily THE PEOPLE. And TPTB yearn for when citizenship was VIP-only.

The funnier thing to happen would be if he ended up converting to Hinduism.

Our tax dollars at work.

I played some of the demo and it's pretty cool! Big fan of the movement and the slick presentation.

Cartoons at daylight savings time set their clocks by remembering they prat-fall back and spring-boing forward.

Now to self: being back my Transmetropolitan Headlines In Real Life account.

As reported by the New York Postost

I mean, if I saw a video with 1K+ comments and 6K+ Likes, I'd be hesitant to claim "NOBODY wants to see this", but hey, you're the expert I guess.

Me, ducking out from behind a tree like Vadinho in Pumaman: "tee hee. tee hee."

I first drew this piece during a mental health crisis. It's difficult to explain its meaning but it's where my thoughts always go when I'm under some duress. Art helps me be OK. I'm off to try & sleep. Please inspire me with art that helps you be OK. I'll enjoy it when I wake. Thanks in advance.

"I have the thing where cilantro makes everything taste like soap": This is cool, nobody pries. "I have the thing where even trace amounts of alcohol tastes like expired paint thinner" - OH BUT YOU GOTTA TRY-

We're not far from one of these scumbag admins pulling a Fishy Joe's; just straight-up eating immigrant fingers from a black rhino skull and being like "Sure, I'm in the 'extra-cocaine VIP' chapter of the Epstein list; the real question is, who's gonna punish me?"

Hey folks, spooky time is over for now, so I'm gonna play some Silksong! Come join me, for Silksong. It's time. For Silksong. Are you ready? For Silksong? www.twitch.tv/caseyexplosion

Spidey was a racecar driver Drove so doggone fast But he never could catch the guilt he felt About the goof-ups in his past

Spidey was a racecar driver Drove so doggone fast But he never could catch the guilt he felt About the goof-ups in his past

"I'm just not sure if Zilla will want to do my-" I will illustrate a conference presentation and get you APPLAUSE. There are no small projects. Hire me!

Oh, so I was recently gifted this game. It's ugly, clumsy, and obtuse, and I LOVE IT. It's like if Cruelty Squad & MORK BORG tried to make the 1st dungeon of Elder Scrolls Arena into a roguelike, but with better controller support.