I started this account as a way of joking about how so many real-world headlines are becoming as crazy as the fictional ones from Transmet. But this IRL version of the Beast literally talks like Transmet's traits are an actual thing that exists - AND is framing it like it's a bad thing?!

Up next on Amfeed: Secretary Of State Declares A Font "Wasteful Diversity" What a Helveticunt.

Finally, science makes itself useful.

Thank you for your service, ham sniffers.

"Surprising"?

Finally.

Been threatening to do this for a while, and I finally did: my "Transmetropolitan Headlines In Real Life" account is now on Bluesky. Be sure to tag it with any (REAL, NOT PARODY/FAKE) headlines that look like they were torn from the pages of Transmet!

An oldie but a goldie: uk.pcmag.com/pokemon-go/8...

Follows this account if: - You know what Transmetropolitan is - You wanna see real-life headlines that look like they came from it - You aren't gonna take this shabby crap

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