This is Frank Fontaine levels of "getting high on your own supply". This is like the CEO of Philip Morris speedrunning lung cancer. "HI, MY PRODUCT GAVE ME THE IMAGINATION OF A DISTRACTED STARFISH AND I'M GONNA USE IT TO PARENT CHILDREN" Yeesh.

Baby tools, never sullied

Welp, it's like Boss Hogg & Roscoe learned that day: If it's crony cops or a criminal ploy You can't get rid Of them ol' Dook Boys Coming this summer: THE BABADOOKS OF HAZZARD

This ain't my first rodeo, pardner. It is however my first heart surgery. Anyways here's a hankie to bite down on.

Here's a shirt design I did. If you get this and it made you snort a little, then we'll get along just fine. HUMAN artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you. #artshare

The moon blinked.

Careful, Ethan. I was saying the same thing about art 10 years ago.

I started this account as a way of joking about how so many real-world headlines are becoming as crazy as the fictional ones from Transmet. But this IRL version of the Beast literally talks like Transmet's traits are an actual thing that exists - AND is framing it like it's a bad thing?!

Up next on Amfeed: Secretary Of State Declares A Font "Wasteful Diversity" What a Helveticunt.

Babe what's wrong, you've hardly touched your lasagnwich

The moon blinked.

Babe what's wrong, you've hardly touched your lasagnwich

Still coping with a sinus headache & a swollen uvula to boot, so skipping stream again today. But, when I come back, I'm prolly gonna do a sesamerot stream. It's weird I've been asked about it multiple times in the past 48 hours. So maybe we give it a try.

Welcome to the jungle Our work week's just 4 days And everyone gets medical Plus a good 401K And if you are harrassed In any way sexually HR will get on top of that With confidentiality In the jungle Welcome to the jungle My... My... My employee Oooh We hope you will succeed! *guitar solo*

I have a joke about Odysseus but nobody will get it.

Who do we know in Michigan that's honest, fearless, and capable of memorizing the Green Lantern oath?

All my favorite people are doing AMAs and I wanna be one of the cool kids. So ASK ME ANYTHING

All my favorite people are doing AMAs and I wanna be one of the cool kids. So ASK ME ANYTHING

Here's a shirt design I did. If you get this and it made you snort a little, then we'll get along just fine. HUMAN artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you. #artshare

Welcome to the jungle Our work week's just 4 days And everyone gets medical Plus a good 401K And if you are harrassed In any way sexually HR will get on top of that With confidentiality In the jungle Welcome to the jungle My... My... My employee Oooh We hope you will succeed! *guitar solo*

for the emperor

I have a joke about Odysseus but nobody will get it.

The ninth rule of Fight Club is "no harmonicas". Thanks Craig.

The ninth rule of Fight Club is "no harmonicas". Thanks Craig.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence that the McMahons clan getting involved with the current administration coincides with everyone in power behaving like they're intentionally drumming up heel heat.

You get the opposite problem with a crocodightfuckinnow.

At some point, someone invented a new drink and decided to call it an "Old Fashioned". I wonder if they named their kids Eustice & Agnes. "Oh here's a great name for a puppy: Grumpy Ol' Fogey!"

At some point, someone invented a new drink and decided to call it an "Old Fashioned". I wonder if they named their kids Eustice & Agnes. "Oh here's a great name for a puppy: Grumpy Ol' Fogey!"

If you don't have any natural intelligence, store bought is [𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙵𝙻𝙾𝚆 𝙴𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚁] ideation's just a poem about 13 fingers, king.

If you want to throw me tips because you like my videosgame recommendations, my streams, my YouTube videos, or whatever reason, it's always greatly appreciated

You get the opposite problem with a crocodightfuckinnow.

Had some friends help out with some test readings. I am very pleased with how the Hexarcana handles queries with multiple goals & concerns, giving information-dense interpretation paths.

Apologies y'all, I have caught my partner's crud & am not up to doing a stream.

Had some friends help out with some test readings. I am very pleased with how the Hexarcana handles queries with multiple goals & concerns, giving information-dense interpretation paths.

Thank you for your service, ham sniffers.

An oldie but a goldie: uk.pcmag.com/pokemon-go/8...

Been threatening to do this for a while, and I finally did: my "Transmetropolitan Headlines In Real Life" account is now on Bluesky. Be sure to tag it with any (REAL, NOT PARODY/FAKE) headlines that look like they were torn from the pages of Transmet!

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This ain't my first rodeo, pardner. It is however my first heart surgery. Anyways here's a hankie to bite down on.

Finished the last of the clay prototype tiles for the Hexarcana. Now I just need a few very patient divination art nerds to help me test it!

Another Friday is upon us. Time to boogie.

Checking out this DOODLE DATE game I've had in my Steam library forever but never played. Let's see what sort of shenanigans I can get up to here! www.twitch.tv/zmannzilla

I'm sure three more years of this will be fine.

I have some counterpoints. 1500+ of them.

On the one hand, yeah it'd be nice if the pro-snob critic set cut popcorn flicks more slack. On the other, this analysis is spot on. In absence of genuine merit, the folks trying to profit on a stinker made by stinkers are gonna be desperate for mindshare, so must resort to psychological prodding.

Dude comes up to me and is like "I INVENTED A WAY TO TURN MANURE INTO FOAM CLOGS" and then I was like "THAT'S A CROC OF SHIT"

"As unproductive as Quentin Tarantino trying to get off to a Rob Liefeld comic."

I wonder how that dingbat who did the "you'll notice no changes" tweet is doing. I wonder if he's noticing anything.

Realizing now that Police Academy was just bootlicker Caddyshack.

40 years ago I had a friend named Robby who one told me to "go eat a sausage backwards" and I still have no idea what that is or how to do that.