The absolute pinnacle of ads. None better.

i dared drink one (1) delicious beer last night and i have a headache that could take down a moose

“You gotta learn AI or get left behind!” is a bit galling given that the entire purpose of AI seems to be to steal our work and fuck our brains and shit up the planet, which is to say, its GOAL is to leave us all behind. That, in order to make its owners rich.

lol

Really powerful, hopeful paragraph from the latest article in the Atlantic by @adamserwer.bsky.social

my time has come. time to make some weird shit

And now that Mary Moriarty is not running for office, people who want a county attorney committed to holding law enforcement accountable should support @cedrickfrazier.bsky.social

#youarebeingwatched — and monetized.

hey uh. lotta sirens in Northeast

fucking helicopter

why don't adobe after effects and premiere play nice. please...

Exactly one year ago today:

trying to post through it rn

AWOOOOOOOOO

lmao i think they almost got Claude's code fixed

please, my reginos, they are very sick

they’re going through your mail 📮💌

we know

this tech future sucks ass

glad I recently bought a bunch of Sharpies so I can start posting on the walls of the 331 Club. see you there!

today so far

AWOOOOOOOOOOO

Our entire society rn feels like living in a dilapidated apartment complex where there is a gas leak everyone knows about, but the landlord says "it's good that there's a gas leak actually, it helps us do better work"

AI anything sucks and I don't want it

forgot that creatine is good

I have the windows open and the air is so sweet.. spring is so good

these shoes are AI now, the mall is an elephant, your dentist is trucks now, the moon is your bank

Car just drove by me and a dog had its head out the window and he had a stick in his mouth that was too big for him to get back inside the car and I have no idea how any of this happened mechanically but bless this determined creature

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

me when @platestealer.bsky.social finally buys a gong

One thing that getting yelled at on Bluesky all day reinforces for me is that anyone throwing up their hands and going back to Twitter because of a similar experience is truly not entering Poster’s Valhalla. Just really soft stuff.

Statement from UMAW in @pitchfork.com as Ticketmaster-Live Nation is found to be an illegal monopoly

love my baseball boys

scrolled past this again and felt the same amount of joy I did when I saw it in person. trans pride is wonderful

I was handcuffed/charged with jaywalking (didn’t) holding a large camera taking a photo of street outside this McDonald’s. While detained, MPD ignored multiple burglary calls. I had to take it all the way to trial where they tried to shake me down for a plea before dismissing 1 min before trial.

"Our common language is resistance" Seen in Athens, Greece

i failed to consider this outcome

4:20am nice

nice I may have gotten my first mosquito bite

them train horns Honkin tonite in NE

gotta say, this is definitely true

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

Neil AND Steamed Hams, back to back celebration days

Anyone who grew up reading the comics in the newspaper everyday is doing themselves a disservice if they aren’t reading @beetlemoses.bsky.social I had stacks of comic books from Farside, Calvin and Hobbes, Foxtrot, Bizarro, Get Fuzzy, Herman etc and this one belongs among the greats.

opening up someone's file and just shouting "oh no! OH NO! oh NOOO"

this is good content

it feels like a lot of the design jobs have just kind of dried up around the Twin Cities? Really really weird

taxes filed. bye monie

yese :)