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I named my butthole “flirtatious witticism” — checkmate disinterested old fling
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about 21 hours ago
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Kind of wild that Epstein’s whole thing is just the DENNIS method
2 days ago
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Turns out the president is a huge fan of watermelon flavored hubba bubba
2 days ago
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MTG can say she opposes political violence but fascism is political violence, there isn’t any other way to practice it
3 days ago
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If you see this, post a Comics cover you love.
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3 days ago
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Jealous
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3 days ago
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Atlanta is fucking fabulous
3 days ago
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Grandma helping me plan my suicide in secret
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4 days ago
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Me hitting the DMT vape at the botanical garden, tears streaming down my face. A much younger woman, “he’s moved to tears by that rose!”
5 days ago
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Welcome to my new service JEEGPT that with the power of AI will insert you into the halls of power by generating Epstein emails starring you!
5 days ago
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Pretty sure a real Terry Benedict would have tortured Danny Ocean to death just to burn off some steam
5 days ago
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We are really doing the complete 4chan libertarian thing. Like all of it
6 days ago
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Even Chinese hackers are being forced to use AI in their work
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6 days ago
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About to release my new project JEEGpt where you can chat directly with the Epstein docs!
6 days ago
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56th n 5th avenue 56th n 5th avenue
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6 days ago
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I’m fine if we pitch them both into the sun. Let’s go
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6 days ago
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Can’t wait to find out how Joe Rogan doesn’t really want to hear about this shit anymore
6 days ago
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Lol there’s more?
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6 days ago
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My bsky model has that there are like 20k people that know about this stuff and in 2 days there will be some jokes about it in the outros from a couple national news programs
6 days ago
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When this is all over I hope we can get back to the important “peeing standing up is gross and unsanitary” discourse
7 days ago
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Me catching the leprechaun: “wait this mfer has gold!?!?”
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7 days ago
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MAGA folks have been training for this moment their whole church going lives. This might move the needle enough on some other parts of the GOP but child rapist was never disqualifying for most of them
7 days ago
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Oh man “Dirty Donald” is all anyone should call him. Please tell the big accounts
7 days ago
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When we are at “he definitely raped kids” and the GOP is still supporting him I assume there will be a strongly worded statement from the opposition at least
7 days ago
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They are going to have to release the Don Jr. Sarajevo trip deets to draw attention away from his dad’s rampant pedophilia
7 days ago
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Look we should abolish the senate but I kinda love my senator (one of them)
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7 days ago
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Why would someone quote Johnny Cash when talking about a Johnny Cash article? It’s a mystery but a threat is a threat (unless directed at a trans person, poc, Palestinian refugee)
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7 days ago
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The Mario brothers, you know, Mario Mario and Luigi Mario
9 days ago
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It’s a crime that there is no train from Minneapolis to Omaha
10 days ago
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Going to start issuing science museum collectible medallions like challenge coins
11 days ago
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Appreciate delta emailing me every few hours to let me know that they will not be paying for a hotel next week if I’m stranded in Atlanta
11 days ago
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SCOTUS: wait a second, let’s see some people starve for a bit
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11 days ago
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Interviewed this guy, he told my Indian roommate that he didn’t think we should be letting people “like him” into US graduate schools. Top tier prick
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11 days ago
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Sandwich crime season
12 days ago
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Ancien coded af
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12 days ago
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So yes Uncle Bill, the government is hiding free energy technology from you — through the fossil fuel subsidies you keep voting for
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13 days ago
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I can’t get the Absolute Batman annual #1 anywhere, sold out completely! Anyway I have really great Punisher arc that I think would sell like crazy
13 days ago
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I bet they get this before SNAP is restored
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13 days ago
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Silwa mobilizing his top crime fakers
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14 days ago
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What betting site do I use to bet on barstool sports leaving NY?
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14 days ago
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Cooking this up with baking soda and smoking it
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14 days ago
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When you’re good at something so you get a job where you do it everyday but because you’re good at it you get more responsibilities that aren’t it and so you don’t practice it and now you’re bad at it
15 days ago
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Hey Twin Cities, can I use this to ride metro transit?
15 days ago
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Wait you’re telling me all those candy options I bought that expire tomorrow are worthless?
18 days ago
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If you say cyber with no noun I assume you mean cyber-sex
19 days ago
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They always tell you to sell the pickaxes but I feel like it’s more of a pitchfork year
19 days ago
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This is so fucked, I hate that we live in the era “if you are attacked by a nazi gofundme your medical bills” but yeah, help her out
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19 days ago
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New constitutional congress, my place, after trick or treating
19 days ago
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Is Haz on bsky? Lefties on here aren’t psycho enough
19 days ago
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This might satisfy my itch for Paco Castillo v ICE
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19 days ago
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